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over a year ago
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"Yeah lots of Millitant pussies are about this morning There must be one or two women lurking in the shadows that love us guys ..Be out and proud , there's no shame in it  "
You're useful for your cocks  |
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All men are assholes and I'll tell you why.
When they can't find a pussy they just sit and cry.
They've been so mummied they can't pull a stunt
And find for themselves a fat juicy cunt.
You think they'd invent one with whistles and bells
Then tell all the cock teasers to just go to hell.
A pussy that docks on their cock when it's told
A pussy that never gets headaches or old
But all men are assholes, aint that just right
Cos if they wasn't such assholes they'd buy a fleshlight.
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"All men are assholes and I'll tell you why.
When they can't find a pussy they just sit and cry.
They've been so mummied they can't pull a stunt
And find for themselves a fat juicy cunt.
You think they'd invent one with whistles and bells
Then tell all the cock teasers to just go to hell.
A pussy that docks on their cock when it's told
A pussy that never gets headaches or old
But all men are assholes, aint that just right
Cos if they wasn't such assholes they'd buy a fleshlight.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All men are assholes and I'll tell you why.
When they can't find a pussy they just sit and cry.
They've been so mummied they can't pull a stunt
And find for themselves a fat juicy cunt.
You think they'd invent one with whistles and bells
Then tell all the cock teasers to just go to hell.
A pussy that docks on their cock when it's told
A pussy that never gets headaches or old
But all men are assholes, aint that just right
Cos if they wasn't such assholes they'd buy a fleshlight.
"
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"Oh you men are funny,love you all. One woman has a moan after being messed about by men and you all go insecure. Poor poor men. Haha  . But it's me and you all know me better than that  "
Joking chick I'm joking. I think. |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya."
See . They just use us |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us "
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too"
And I bet he doesn't even get a Blow Job either |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too And I bet he doesn't even get a Blow Job either "
My tongue might fall out that day preventing such perverse activities. I'll show him my video though so he can see what he's missing. |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too And I bet he doesn't even get a Blow Job either
My tongue might fall out that day preventing such perverse activities. I'll show him my video though so he can see what he's missing."
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too"
As long as it’s not the self service machines - it’s a well known fact that they are all rabid man haters; ‘Unexpected item in bagging area’, ‘Please wait for (female) assistance’ etc. They belittle and pick solely on us poor guys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Read that as appreciate a guys arse hole "
If it's clean and smooth 
I love guys- wouldn't be here or stay here otherwise.
There's the forum posse for banter and then there are those you actually want to fuck!
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too And I bet he doesn't even get a Blow Job either
My tongue might fall out that day preventing such perverse activities. I'll show him my video though so he can see what he's missing. Cruelty "
You call it cruelty... I call it entertainment  |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too And I bet he doesn't even get a Blow Job either
My tongue might fall out that day preventing such perverse activities. I'll show him my video though so he can see what he's missing. Cruelty
You call it cruelty... I call it trolling "
I call it banter |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too
As long as it’s not the self service machines - it’s a well known fact that they are all rabid man haters; ‘Unexpected item in bagging area’, ‘Please wait for (female) assistance’ etc. They belittle and pick solely on us poor guys "
Those self service machines need a kicking.
I got the violence in me today I think |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too And I bet he doesn't even get a Blow Job either
My tongue might fall out that day preventing such perverse activities. I'll show him my video though so he can see what he's missing. Cruelty
You call it cruelty... I call it entertainment
I call myself a cock chobbler "
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Fixing toilets."
Damn.....I have officially failed as a man in that case; I honestly haven’t got a clue how they work  I do however snigger immaturely whenever I hear the term ‘Ball-cock’ in relation to the toilets internal parts if that helps my plight though? |
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Reminds me I need to go asda. Give us a lift with the bags will ya. See . They just use us
Shhhhh, I'm gonna get him to pay for the shopping too And I bet he doesn't even get a Blow Job either
My tongue might fall out that day preventing such perverse activities. I'll show him my video though so he can see what he's missing. Cruelty
You call it cruelty... I call it entertainment "
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"Ah but we chaps are so invaluable in a myriad of manners.....um....lifting heavy shopping bags for instance.
Fixing toilets.
Damn.....I have officially failed as a man in that case; I honestly haven’t got a clue how they work I do however snigger immaturely whenever I hear the term ‘Ball-cock’ in relation to the toilets internal parts if that helps my plight though? "
Mine doesn't appear to have a ballcock thingy,I'm getting a bit sick of chucking water down it. |
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"Course women love us, they pretend they don’t, that’s just part of the game, otherwise there wouldn’t be any women on here.
Peace out "
Wowzers! This guy is intelligent |
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"Course women love us, they pretend they don’t, that’s just part of the game, otherwise there wouldn’t be any women on here.
Peace out
Wowzers! This guy is intelligent "
Who’s the new guy ? |
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"Course women love us, they pretend they don’t, that’s just part of the game, otherwise there wouldn’t be any women on here.
Peace out
Wowzers! This guy is intelligent
Who’s the new guy ?"
Leave some pussy for the rest of us smart guy  |
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"Course women love us, they pretend they don’t, that’s just part of the game, otherwise there wouldn’t be any women on here.
Peace out
Wowzers! This guy is intelligent
Who’s the new guy ?
Leave some pussy for the rest of us smart guy "
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By (user no longer on site)
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We don't hate Men at all.
It's easy enough really. Read a persons profile, judge whether you genuinely fit what they are looking for and then send a message that conveys your interest. Do so in a manner that would be acceptable in everyday conversation.
Jobs a good 'un.
If that's the case with messages we receive, we always send a polite message back. Even if we don't want to play with the person, we let them know we would still have a chat and a drink with them if we saw them at a club etc.
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Well lads some of us men aren't making it easy for the girls/couples to say nice stuff about us.
We aren't all bad but the bad ones just stick out like an erection at a nudest beach.
But sure boys will be boys, and men will be Men. |
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"Well lads some of us men aren't making it easy for the girls/couples to say nice stuff about us.
We aren't all bad but the bad ones just stick out like an erection at a nudest beach.
But sure boys will be boys, and men will be Men."
That's profound that is. |
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