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....So, here’s the scene; I was being served by a very attractive cashier earlier today when I couldn’t help but notice that (I would very much presume, unbeknownst to her) she was sporting a fairly sizeable piece of nasal debris in her left nostril (hey, we all get them after all, right?)
Having thanked her for her service and left the shop, the good old guilt complex in me kicked in; Should I have said something? How in the hell would I have worded it if I did opt for this course of action?
Hell, should I have just lent over and dug the offending clegger out?!
What would you have done?  |
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"....So, here’s the scene; I was being served by a very attractive cashier earlier today when I couldn’t help but notice that (I would very much presume, unbeknownst to her) she was sporting a fairly sizeable piece of nasal debris in her left nostril (hey, we all get them after all, right?)
Having thanked her for her service and left the shop, the good old guilt complex in me kicked in; Should I have said something? How in the hell would I have worded it if I did opt for this course of action?
Hell, should I have just lent over and dug the offending clegger out?!
What would you have done? "
Asked if she fancied a pluck. |
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"....So, here’s the scene; I was being served by a very attractive cashier earlier today when I couldn’t help but notice that (I would very much presume, unbeknownst to her) she was sporting a fairly sizeable piece of nasal debris in her left nostril (hey, we all get them after all, right?)
Having thanked her for her service and left the shop, the good old guilt complex in me kicked in; Should I have said something? How in the hell would I have worded it if I did opt for this course of action?
Hell, should I have just lent over and dug the offending clegger out?!
What would you have done?
Asked if she fancied a pluck."
I swear the apparition was just there staring at me - I was so tempted to make swiping gestures of my nose to convey the message but didn’t wish to embarrass her  |
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"....So, here’s the scene; I was being served by a very attractive cashier earlier today when I couldn’t help but notice that (I would very much presume, unbeknownst to her) she was sporting a fairly sizeable piece of nasal debris in her left nostril (hey, we all get them after all, right?)
Having thanked her for her service and left the shop, the good old guilt complex in me kicked in; Should I have said something? How in the hell would I have worded it if I did opt for this course of action?
Hell, should I have just lent over and dug the offending clegger out?!
What would you have done? "
That's not the right question. The right question is how could she not feel it? |
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"....So, here’s the scene; I was being served by a very attractive cashier earlier today when I couldn’t help but notice that (I would very much presume, unbeknownst to her) she was sporting a fairly sizeable piece of nasal debris in her left nostril (hey, we all get them after all, right?)
Having thanked her for her service and left the shop, the good old guilt complex in me kicked in; Should I have said something? How in the hell would I have worded it if I did opt for this course of action?
Hell, should I have just lent over and dug the offending clegger out?!
What would you have done? "
 I'm just dying right now! |
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"....So, here’s the scene; I was being served by a very attractive cashier earlier today when I couldn’t help but notice that (I would very much presume, unbeknownst to her) she was sporting a fairly sizeable piece of nasal debris in her left nostril (hey, we all get them after all, right?)
Having thanked her for her service and left the shop, the good old guilt complex in me kicked in; Should I have said something? How in the hell would I have worded it if I did opt for this course of action?
Hell, should I have just lent over and dug the offending clegger out?!
What would you have done?
That's not the right question. The right question is how could she not feel it? "
It was one of those sort of ‘Peek a boo’ types - half in and half out (almost as though waving at me in haughty defiance). I’m hoping she had a break shortly after serving me and checked herself in a mirror or else perhaps a fellow co-worker might have pointed out to her the rather startling nasal malfunction. I did feel bad for not alerting her though |
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"I would have subtly said wipe your nose love 
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Or perhaps the old deliberate cough and point technique used frequently by we chaps to indicate to a fellow man that his flies are presently at low mast? |
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"....So, here’s the scene; I was being served by a very attractive cashier earlier today when I couldn’t help but notice that (I would very much presume, unbeknownst to her) she was sporting a fairly sizeable piece of nasal debris in her left nostril (hey, we all get them after all, right?)
Having thanked her for her service and left the shop, the good old guilt complex in me kicked in; Should I have said something? How in the hell would I have worded it if I did opt for this course of action?
Hell, should I have just lent over and dug the offending clegger out?!
What would you have done? I'm just dying right now!"
I rather fancy the poor cashier may have felt similarly upon discovery of her nasal plight |
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"I wouldnt of said anything, not my place to. Hopefully a work colleague will of told her. "
I can only hope they broke it to her gently...... ‘There’s a bastard great bogey hanging out ‘yer snozel luv!’ |
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I have a weak stomach when it comes to anything like that so I would have avoided looking at her face or thinking about it. 
If I had attempted to tell her, I would have gagged so best not to attempt it. 
Eve. x |
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Oh how that woman was desperately hoping that not too many people saw it! Little does she know, there's a forum thread discussing the same offending booger on fab |
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"A cashier? In a bank?
You were served by her to?
Just wondering who you two bank with as it’s Bank Holiday Monday?  "
No, the poor girl was in good old WH Smith’s (for the sake of protecting her dignity, I won’t mention that it was at Reading Train Station though) Whoops! |
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"Id have said quietly "do you have a tissue?" Then kind of indicated by fake wiping my own nose and nodding toward hers.... hopefully she would get the message"
‘Left a bit....down a bit....yep, now that’s got the bugger!’ |
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"I have a weak stomach when it comes to anything like that so I would have avoided looking at her face or thinking about it.
If I had attempted to tell her, I would have gagged so best not to attempt it.
Eve. x"
I tried to concentrate on her eyes.....anywhere but her nose......Damn it was hard though  |
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"Perhaps used suggestive behaviour to encourage her to check "
Hmmmm.....perhaps if I’ve had started to pick my own nose and given her a wink she might have got the hint. Or else called security.... |
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