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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it really warm in london

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is it really warm in london"

Yes, everybody was wearing shorts, including men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the quickest route to travel from Manchester to Stafford?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why's the Milka cow lilac?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend"

Full English or a Sunday roast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend"

Flat Cola..... Or, the night before, try and avoid alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s the quickest route to travel from Manchester to Stafford? "

Google maps

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend"

The best hangover cure I've ever found is being electrocuted (or rather, receiving an electric shock for the pedants)...but it's not one I'd particularly recommend.

I prefer a two-stage approach of miso soup, followed by a bloody Mary, heavy on the tabasco

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend

The best hangover cure I've ever found is being electrocuted (or rather, receiving an electric shock for the pedants)...but it's not one I'd particularly recommend.

I prefer a two-stage approach of miso soup, followed by a bloody Mary, heavy on the tabasco"

Do you like cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you work out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you work out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are u a nurse x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are u a nurse x"

I’m an Indian porn doctor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are u a nurse x"

Are you only hot at certain times of the year?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)"

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting! "

Do you work out?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting! "

Are you a real nurse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting!

Are you a real nurse?"

Yes but I don’t do nursing all the time!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting! "

hull really was a city of culture, what benefits of the title remain today ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot all year x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you believe in ghosts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting!

Do you work out?

Not as much as I should!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you believe in ghosts? "

FAF

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

What’s purple mamba

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hot all year x"

Easy on the chilli there

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend

The best hangover cure I've ever found is being electrocuted (or rather, receiving an electric shock for the pedants)...but it's not one I'd particularly recommend.

I prefer a two-stage approach of miso soup, followed by a bloody Mary, heavy on the tabasco

Do you like cheese?"

Depends on which type...

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

Where did you get them sunglasses from?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend

The best hangover cure I've ever found is being electrocuted (or rather, receiving an electric shock for the pedants)...but it's not one I'd particularly recommend.

I prefer a two-stage approach of miso soup, followed by a bloody Mary, heavy on the tabasco

Do you like cheese?

Depends on which type..."

Why did you chose your user name xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting!

Do you work out?

Not as much as I should!!

I would’ve punished you if I was your personal trainer for not working out as much as you should

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Hot all year x

Easy on the chilli there

Did you eat a banana before taking your profile photo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hot all year x

Easy on the chilli there

Did you eat a banana before taking your profile photo?"

Try again

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend

The best hangover cure I've ever found is being electrocuted (or rather, receiving an electric shock for the pedants)...but it's not one I'd particularly recommend.

I prefer a two-stage approach of miso soup, followed by a bloody Mary, heavy on the tabasco

Do you like cheese?

Depends on which type...

Why did you chose your user name xx"

Hmmmm...I didn't so much choose it as have it bestowed upon me.

I posted asking for profile advice, and was declared to be Will off the Inbetweeners...

Since then it's been hard to live down, so I figured embrace it (with a little twist to include a play on words)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend

The best hangover cure I've ever found is being electrocuted (or rather, receiving an electric shock for the pedants)...but it's not one I'd particularly recommend.

I prefer a two-stage approach of miso soup, followed by a bloody Mary, heavy on the tabasco

Do you like cheese?

Depends on which type...

Why did you chose your user name xx

Hmmmm...I didn't so much choose it as have it bestowed upon me.

I posted asking for profile advice, and was declared to be Will off the Inbetweeners...

Since then it's been hard to live down, so I figured embrace it (with a little twist to include a play on words)"

Ahhh ok thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting!

Do you work out?

Not as much as I should!!

I would’ve punished you if I was your personal trainer for not working out as much as you should

I would have accepted said punishment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting!

Do you work out?

Not as much as I should!!

I would’ve punished you if I was your personal trainer for not working out as much as you should

I would have accepted said punishment

What’s the property price like in Hull?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried watermelon and goats cheese before? (Genuine question as it's a Bulgarian delicacy, I have had it before and it was delicious!)

No I haven’t.. sounds interesting!

Do you work out?

Not as much as I should!!

I would’ve punished you if I was your personal trainer for not working out as much as you should

I would have accepted said punishment

Love your purple top, where did you get it from please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the best hangover cure?? Asking for a friend

The best hangover cure I've ever found is being electrocuted (or rather, receiving an electric shock for the pedants)...but it's not one I'd particularly recommend.

I prefer a two-stage approach of miso soup, followed by a bloody Mary, heavy on the tabasco

Do you like cheese?

Depends on which type...

Why did you chose your user name xx

Hmmmm...I didn't so much choose it as have it bestowed upon me.

I posted asking for profile advice, and was declared to be Will off the Inbetweeners...

Since then it's been hard to live down, so I figured embrace it (with a little twist to include a play on words)"

Your welcome Will..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like to take in the ass while watching Jeremy Kyle ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you like to take in the ass while watching Jeremy Kyle ? "

Do you always wear a suit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you like to take in the ass while watching Jeremy Kyle ?

Do you always wear a suit

Only when it is necessary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why dont you like the guy from the halifax adverts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why dont you like the guy from the halifax adverts"

Where is the bus going today?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

If you had to choose a favourite couple on here who used a David Bowie song as their username, who would it be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had to choose a favourite couple on here who used a David Bowie song as their username, who would it be?

Daddy or chips?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"If you had to choose a favourite couple on here who used a David Bowie song as their username, who would it be?

Daddy or chips?

Chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had to choose a favourite couple on here who used a David Bowie song as their username, who would it be?

Daddy or chips?

Bath or shower? N.b. please show your workings out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lamborghini or Jaguar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had to choose a favourite couple on here who used a David Bowie song as their username, who would it be?

Daddy or chips?

Can u change my tyre for me?

Il have a six pack pls

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Virgin or experienced?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What would your mum say about you being on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your guitar looks small is it a banjo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does red bull really give you wings?

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Do you come here often

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does red bull really give you wings?"

Nice tattoo, where'd you get it done?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you come here often

How long u been under my bed

Now get out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you like your women?

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

Are you bi?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

"Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

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not sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

not sure"

Are you related to BananaMan?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

not sure"

Does anyone in the USA actually meet on fabswingers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

not sure

Does anyone in the USA actually meet on fabswingers?

Are you named after the chess super computer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

not sure

Does anyone in the USA actually meet on fabswingers?

Are you named after the chess super computer? "

No but I have a pawn addiction.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

not sure

Does anyone in the USA actually meet on fabswingers?

Are you named after the chess super computer?

No but I have a pawn addiction."

*snigger*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

not sure

Does anyone in the USA actually meet on fabswingers?

Are you named after the chess super computer?

No but I have a pawn addiction."

Do you own the fish and chip shop round the corner ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had to choose a favourite couple on here who used a David Bowie song as their username, who would it be?

Daddy or chips?

Bath or shower? N.b. please show your workings out.

Pm'd

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

"Was Sigmund Freud secretly a feminist?

not sure

Are you related to BananaMan? "
no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

What are you in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

What are you in?"

The shit most the time

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ok.....so Freud’s a maybe. How about Carl Jung - secret feminist or else sexist pig?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does red bull really give you wings?"
sometimes all depends on the mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lamborghini or Jaguar?"

A bright orange Lamborghini

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Lamborghini or Jaguar?

A bright orange Lamborghini

Would you really shag a 99 year old??

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have you got a posh accent / voice?

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?"

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

TB"

I’d buy a place in France with land, build a moat around it all, then some tall trees, a few metres of brambles and barbed wire and finally a stone wall about 10 feet tall and then open a naturist camp.

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever had a gay experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?"

I can confirm that she is well spoken!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do a lot of man offer their wife / girlfriend to you ?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"Have you ever had a gay experience"

Why do bald heads scare you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Do a lot of man offer their wife / girlfriend to you ?"

On occasion, yes.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

I can confirm that she is well spoken!"
I got the idea she was.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have you ever had a gay experience"
yes, I’ve had sex with a gay guy.

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do..."

Is SSS called Steve?

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve? "

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Can I watch you fuck

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Can I watch you fuck

Not in person, but we do fuck on cam time to time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I watch you fuck

Not in person, but we do fuck on cam time to time "

Why no sound on cams

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?"

Yeah I speak dead proper like!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

Yeah I speak dead proper like!

How frisky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I watch you fuck

Not in person, but we do fuck on cam time to time

Why no sound on cams

Do you often get headaches?

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Can I watch you fuck

Not in person, but we do fuck on cam time to time

Why no sound on cams

Becuase i have been known to blurt out inappropriate shit from time to time

SSS

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

Do you kiss on a first date?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????"

stevie wonder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I watch you fuck

Not in person, but we do fuck on cam time to time

Why no sound on cams

Do you often get headaches?

Only when I wear my PIMP watch.

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Do you kiss on a first date?

We did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder "

Why red boxers, just why...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder "

Do you drink Yorkshire tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder "

Why red boxers, just why...

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

Yeah I speak dead proper like!

How frisky

A bit too Frisky for most men it seems lol, I always want more!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

Yeah I speak dead proper like!

How frisky

A bit too Frisky for most men it seems lol, I always want more!

Gosh how much of a mare?

Mare as in desiring donkey cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

Yeah I speak dead proper like!

How frisky

A bit too Frisky for most men it seems lol, I always want more!

Not met the right man then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Monkey question:

Do you think you could lift me up above your head? I'd take my clothes off to lighten the load

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

Yeah I speak dead proper like!

How frisky

A bit too Frisky for most men it seems lol, I always want more!

Gosh how much of a mare?

Mare as in desiring donkey cock?

That'll be a no

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By *ig Chris75Man over a year ago

Sandbach

Dana

Slow and sensual or hard and fast…?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mr Monkey question:

Do you think you could lift me up above your head? I'd take my clothes off to lighten the load

So have you? At Stonehenge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Monkey question:

Do you think you could lift me up above your head? I'd take my clothes off to lighten the load

Easy

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mr Monkey question:

Do you think you could lift me up above your head? I'd take my clothes off to lighten the load

Easy

Mr Monkey... Can you curtsey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dana

Slow and sensual or hard and fast…?"

Slow and sensual please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Monkey question:

Do you think you could lift me up above your head? I'd take my clothes off to lighten the load

So have you? At Stonehenge?

Nope, but I'd like too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Monkey question:

Do you think you could lift me up above your head? I'd take my clothes off to lighten the load

Easy

Mr Monkey... Can you curtsey? "

I've seen you do.it, doesn't look too hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t you tell the time ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *imal75Man over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fancy a pint sometime...

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mr Monkey question:

Do you think you could lift me up above your head? I'd take my clothes off to lighten the load

Easy

Mr Monkey... Can you curtsey?

I've seen you do.it, doesn't look too hard

It's dead hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My texting is shit tonight ... check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

Can I play with u all night

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Can I play with u all night"
shortish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I play with u all nightshortish"

Got happy for a second then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All night !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

I know !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

How did u get a phone thru zoo security

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this bus going to Rubi town?

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By *apstarMan over a year ago

Harpenden

Can we be friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this bus going to Rubi town?"

Only on an daytime 9-5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where in Essex are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s ur biggest turn on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What conditioner do you use ?

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What Your favourite biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What conditioner do you use ?"

Pantene

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What Your favourite biscuit"

Rich tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder

Why red boxers, just why..."

Im hoping one day they will be pink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What conditioner do you use ?

Pantene "

naturally blonde ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder

Do you drink Yorkshire tea

Prefer a Shropshire shandy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder

Do you drink Yorkshire tea

Prefer a Shropshire shandy.

How's Norman these days?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What conditioner do you use ?

Pantene

naturally blonde ?"

Yes

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder

Do you drink Yorkshire tea

Prefer a Shropshire shandy.

How's Norman these days?

How are you today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What conditioner do you use ?

Pantene

naturally blonde ?

Yes "

How do you keep in such great shape ?

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By *rincess Fiona 76Woman over a year ago

clitheroe

How come you dont drink?

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

In your opinion, could the First World War have been avoided?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder

Do you drink Yorkshire tea

Prefer a Shropshire shandy.

How's Norman these days?

Trippin on sunshine

Do you prefer Lincolnshire or Hull?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder

Do you drink Yorkshire tea

Prefer a Shropshire shandy.

How's Norman these days?

Trippin on sunshine

Do you prefer Lincolnshire or Hull? "

would your clothes look good on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think there will ever be a man born that can swim faster than a shark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In your opinion, could the First World War have been avoided?"

Franz Ferdinand

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

"All night !!! "
yes please. Do u ever come to manchester xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think there will ever be a man born that can swim faster than a shark"

The Office

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a posh accent / voice?

What would you do with the money if you won on our lottery thread?

I’d hope we’d be top of the list for the opening party

Are we ever going to win the lottery?

We’re trying!

Oh the plans we have when we do...

Is SSS called Steve?

Fraid not

Who’s your fave funk soul bruv????

stevie wonder

Do you drink Yorkshire tea

Prefer a Shropshire shandy.

How's Norman these days?

How are you today? "

Absolutely spiffing, I got my promotional new contract today, lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What conditioner do you use ?

Pantene

naturally blonde ?

Yes

How do you keep in such great shape ?

I walk a lot

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"Can’t you tell the time ?

About time I met you

Well you do know I like lots of coffee

What conditioner do you use ?

Pantene

naturally blonde ?

Yes

How do you keep in such great shape ?

I walk a lot "

What do you think about when walking ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do you think that there are a lot of ignorant people on fab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would your clothes look good on my bedroom floor

Would you keep some of yours on for me?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"do you think that there are a lot of ignorant people on fab?"

Yes, But no different to anywhere else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would your clothes look good on my bedroom floor

Would you keep some of yours on for me?

yes I would

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Your welcome Will..

Apologies, credit where credit is due...no royalties as yet more's the pity, but howsabout I let you join in on a meet if I have one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would your clothes look good on my bedroom floor

Would you keep some of yours on for me?

yes I would

Sounds good to me! I like unwrapping!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would your clothes look good on my bedroom floor

Would you keep some of yours on for me?

yes I would

Sounds good to me! I like unwrapping!

Check it out now ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would your clothes look good on my bedroom floor

Would you keep some of yours on for me?

yes I would

Sounds good to me! I like unwrapping!

Check it out now ?"

Right about now?

Hows Exeter these days? Used to do a lot of record shopping there years ago - I was a dj in Devon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would your clothes look good on my bedroom floor

Would you keep some of yours on for me?

yes I would

Sounds good to me! I like unwrapping!

Check it out now ?

Right about now?

Hows Exeter these days? Used to do a lot of record shopping there years ago - I was a dj in Devon."

Haha. Yeah, good mate, still a record shop down Gandhi Street, most of the others have closed. Cavern is still going, still get some good bands there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you rather have an extra ear or an extra nose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got hairy nipples^^^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would your clothes look good on my bedroom floor

Would you keep some of yours on for me?

yes I would

Sounds good to me! I like unwrapping!

Check it out now ?

Right about now?

Hows Exeter these days? Used to do a lot of record shopping there years ago - I was a dj in Devon.

Haha. Yeah, good mate, still a record shop down Gandhi Street, most of the others have closed. Cavern is still going, still get some good bands there. "

Good to know- great little city

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got hairy nipples^^^^"

Not anymore

Have you ever wet yourself as an adult?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Have you got hairy nipples^^^^"

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got hairy nipples^^^^

Damn its full

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Lol coward!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got hairy nipples^^^^

Damn its full

Im a big sissy coward ha

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