"I'm too tired to go to work today.
I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "
I want to come to work really I do but I'm going to stay home and make myself cum lots. See you tomorrow maybe. |
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Simplest is always the best. Just say that you are home having to wash all your bedding and disinfecting your kitchen and bathroom after a particularly explosive bout of D&V.
Ask if they know anywhere you can rent a carpet cleaner from.
Should get you a good few days off!  |
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A wooly mammoth is asleep against your front door and a diplodocus against your back door. You're too scared to wake them up and can't jump out of the window in case you disturb one of them. What could possibly go wrong? |
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"A wooly mammoth is asleep against your front door and a diplodocus against your back door. You're too scared to wake them up and can't jump out of the window in case you disturb one of them. What could possibly go wrong?"
Haha love it, he's actually a Dino geek too  |
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"The dishwasher has flooded the kitchen. You are waiting for the plumber to turn up. I am on my way with the wrench x"
Swoon, I knew I could rely on you to help me  x |
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"I'm too tired to go to work today.
I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "
All knickers are in laundry |
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"I'm too tired to go to work today.
I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "
Man flu! Works for us blokes! |
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"I'm too tired to go to work today.
I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer!
Man flu! Works for us blokes! "
Except im definitely not a man |
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Your house was broken into last night.. . The burglars tied you to the bed... you are still there waiting for the firemen to release you from your bonds |
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Ring up and say you have fucklessaphobia. It's a disease that can only be cured by the immediate presence of a 41yr old sex mad deviant from Northampton . Then say " it's just one of those 24hr things " |
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Tell your boss that your sister's, friend's, mother's, grandparent's, brother's, grandson's, uncle's, fish died. And yes, it was tragic and you're having a pretty awful day. |
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"I'm too tired to go to work today.
I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer!
Man flu! Works for us blokes!
Except im definitely not a man "
Good point  |
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It’s so hot....the sun has reflected from the upstairs windows from your neighbors onto the road in front of your house melting the tarmac. As you’ve watched your rubbish bins disappear into the molten sinkhole along with A couple of cats and the kid on his BMX delivering papers, and as we all know your no Olympic long jumper, you’ll have to give today a miss.  |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"I'm too tired to go to work today.
I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "
Tell them you have anal blindness. You can't see your arse getting out of bed today |
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"I'm too tired to go to work today.
I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "
Say it's impossible for you to get to work as you're driving gloves are at the leathersmiths.
Watertight. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
I've been taken hostage by Pirates while out doing famine relief in Africa and I'm only phone you as you are my first choice to help with the ransom money, please place £25,000 pounds into my account and order a pizza to my home to as the pirates are hungry and have also invaded my home
I will try and make it in sometime this week.
Your favourite employee |
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