turtle head

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your on a train

Rumble in the jungle

Quick dash to loo

Only its out order

Turtle heading it

Out of desperation you....

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Shit in it anyway

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curl one out on the floor and proclaim I'm the new Tracy Emin, and this is my new masterpiece.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shit in it anyway "

Should said was locked,sealed off,no open, the way is blocked, thou shall not pass (lord of rings,but ur turtle has passed its ring

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

An all too common problem this; One is touching cloth and the toilet is out of order? Is there a sink then?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to stop the mum in me saying ‘well I did tell you to go before you left’

By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Ask someone if they'll "just hold this for me please"

Next thing they know they're cupping your butt while you're making them a Mr whippy.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Trying to stop the mum in me saying ‘well I did tell you to go before you left’"

Im sure a few very naughty boys on here wishing you did

But if was you..after few Guinness

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask someone if they'll "just hold this for me please"

Next thing they know they're cupping your butt while you're making them a Mr whippy."

Would you like a flake with that madam