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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet
Long story short, I am no longer constipated |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet
Long story short, I am no longer constipated "
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet
Long story short, I am no longer constipated " my worst nightmare. ....being cornered in the bathroom by one ....I'd probably try and flush myself down the loo to get away from it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Capture it and put it in a cage above the toilet
I tried but it over powered me, I am actually posting from inside the cage right now"
Cuckold to a spider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans! "
And write a thesis on the results! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet
Long story short, I am no longer constipated "
I think there's one on your shoulder. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans! "
That’s ok. I never felt like sleeping tonight anyway |
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans!
And write a thesis on the results! "
Complete with photos, unless of course, the victim signs a disclaimer |
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans!
That’s ok. I never felt like sleeping tonight anyway"
Did you know that the worlds largest spider, the Goliath Bird eating spider can have a leg span the diametre of a dinner plate? Oh.....you said you DIDN’T like spiders? |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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We get loads of the little buggers where I work. I hate them but have to remain calm and pretend like they are just fine whilst escorting them out of the classroom in a cup in front of up to 60 squealing 4 and 5 year olds I am Sooooooo brave. I even give myself a sticker for dg it! |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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We get loads of the little buggers where I work. I hate them but have to remain calm and pretend like they are just fine whilst escorting them out of the classroom in a cup in front of up to 60 squealing 4 and 5 year olds I am Sooooooo brave. I even give myself a sticker for dg it! "
*doing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet
Long story short, I am no longer constipated "
Did you not think to take a cock picture over the toilet so we could see it thus proving your story is true and that this is not an " I passed a big Shit now my arse is sore please come and lick it better" thread XXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet
Long story short, I am no longer constipated
Did you not think to take a cock picture over the toilet so we could see it thus proving your story is true and that this is not an " I passed a big Shit now my arse is sore please come and lick it better" thread XXX"
I’ll come back when I can figure out your train of thought |
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