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over a year ago
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong? "
I never wank when having a shower. I'm on a water meter, I'm not made of money! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier  "
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I never wank when having a shower. I'm on a water meter, I'm not made of money!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?! "
That just sounds.. awful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.
In bed or sofa is decent.
Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
That just sounds.. awful "
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I know people call it shooting but it's not made of lead shot, so errr yea  |
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"Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.
In bed or sofa is decent.
Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded. "
So no issues getting rid of the baby juice in the shower? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
That just sounds.. awful .
I know people call it shooting but it's not made of lead shot, so errr yea "
fetch the sieve |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?! "
Also turns rubbery |
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I never wank when having a shower. I'm on a water meter, I'm not made of money!"
Does it take that long? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I never wank when having a shower. I'm on a water meter, I'm not made of money!
Does it take that long? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
That just sounds.. awful .
I know people call it shooting but it's not made of lead shot, so errr yea
fetch the sieve "
Now it's my time to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
Also turns rubbery"
And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.
Peach x |
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
Also turns rubbery
And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.
Peach x"
Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
Also turns rubbery
And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.
Peach x"
Why do you think it's called semen?! They missed the 'a' out to obfuscate |
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?! "
bathwater jellyfish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
Also turns rubbery
And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.
Peach x
Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg "
Thats why i never understood why people want it down there throat
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong? "
Yes!! probably the worst place! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.
In bed or sofa is decent.
Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.
So no issues getting rid of the baby juice in the shower? "
It lands usually in the shower tray. Then just rinse it down the hole with the shower head.  |
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"Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.
In bed or sofa is decent.
Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.
So no issues getting rid of the baby juice in the shower?
It lands usually in the shower tray. Then just rinse it down the hole with the shower head. "
Maybe the consistency of your baby juice is a factor when wanking in the shower? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
That just sounds.. awful .
I know people call it shooting but it's not made of lead shot, so errr yea
fetch the sieve
Now it's my time to "
We'll take the shower, or just a hosepiping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
Also turns rubbery
And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.
Peach x
Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg
Thats why i never understood why people want it down there throat
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It’s not the same going down there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
Also turns rubbery
And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.
Peach x
Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg
Thats why i never understood why people want it down there throat
It’s not the same going down there "
Humans are essentialy a bag of water so why not the same |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong? "
Can't remember the last wank I had in the shower. Bed or Sofa are places of choice, either mine or someone else's. |
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I’d have thought the most common place is in bed, it’s great for getting you off to sleep.
I don’t often have time to do it in the shower as I’m usually late getting up from wanking the previous night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??
Yes I was made aware of this earlier
I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!
Also turns rubbery
And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.
Peach x
Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg
Thats why i never understood why people want it down there throat
It’s not the same going down there
Humans are essentialy a bag of water so why not the same"
Swallowing action pushes it down and the stomach acid does the rest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.
In bed or sofa is decent.
Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.
So no issues getting rid of the baby juice in the shower?
It lands usually in the shower tray. Then just rinse it down the hole with the shower head.
Maybe the consistency of your baby juice is a factor when wanking in the shower?"
Probably! Iam a professional wanker though. |
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"The shower feels nice, but the semen issue means I can count the number of times I’ve done it on one hand.
I can’t be the only person who just does it in bed, surely..."
If I was to start wanking in bed it wouldn’t be a wank . We would end up shagging so it’s the sofa on the rare occasion I wank |
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!  "
Is your tinky winky that big?  |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!
Is your tinky winky that big? "
Ha... so very tempted to say yes...
But...
It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!
Is your tinky winky that big?
Ha... so very tempted to say yes...
But...
It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it "
I have that problem, my knees go. I need to be on something soft to break my fall, or just laying down is preferable. |
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!
Is your tinky winky that big?
Ha... so very tempted to say yes...
But...
It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it
I have that problem, my knees go. I need to be on something soft to break my fall, or just laying down is preferable."
No stamina you guys, you need to work on that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
Can't remember the last wank I had in the shower. Bed or Sofa are places of choice, either mine or someone else's. "
Are you going to fill that skip or just stand by it ?! |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
Can't remember the last wank I had in the shower. Bed or Sofa are places of choice, either mine or someone else's.
Are you going to fill that skip or just stand by it ?! "
I only hired it for the pictures |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
Manchester City Centre |
"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!
Is your tinky winky that big?
Ha... so very tempted to say yes...
But...
It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it
I have that problem, my knees go. I need to be on something soft to break my fall, or just laying down is preferable.
No stamina you guys, you need to work on that "
Stamina isn’t my issue... it’s just that an orgasm seems to completely wipe legs out
Last thing I want is for someone to find me dead in the shower covered in Jizz
Head stone reads...
“He died doing the very thing he loved the most...” |
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"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?
I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!
Is your tinky winky that big?
Ha... so very tempted to say yes...
But...
It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it
I have that problem, my knees go. I need to be on something soft to break my fall, or just laying down is preferable.
No stamina you guys, you need to work on that
Stamina isn’t my issue... it’s just that an orgasm seems to completely wipe legs out
Last thing I want is for someone to find me dead in the shower covered in Jizz
Head stone reads...
“He died doing the very thing he loved the most...” "
Fair point |
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"Humans are essentialy a bag of water so why not the same"
The fact that we’ve got a high water content is not the same as being like water. With the possible exception of tears and sweat, neither of which are produced in sufficient quantity to react to semen the same way water does. The chemical make-up of saliva may be high in water but is sufficiently far removed from H2O to not react the same way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Silly string and super glue mixed.
I'll never forget learning this the hard way as a teenager.
Also my dad banging on the bathroom door asking why I'm having a shower after a bath lol |
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"Silly string and super glue mixed.
I'll never forget learning this the hard way as a teenager.
Also my dad banging on the bathroom door asking why I'm having a shower after a bath lol"
Yep being hard will do it |
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