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Dodgy lyrics that don't bear close scrutiny..
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Jealous Guy annoys me everything I hear it...Just heard the Roxy music version
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm just a jealous...nobhead. .
( Yes now fuck off and stick that whistle up your arse)
Grrrr!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the song but
Are we human or are we dancer!
Really...not dancers?
Anyhow I can't fecking dance 
One of Santa's reindeer? "
Nah I don't prance about either  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Sean Hughes cracked me up on Buzzcocks when he queried the lyrics of Haircut 100's "Love Plus One" and the line:
Where do we go from here
Is it down to the lake I fear
Can't remember exactly what he said but it was along the lines of querying if it was possible to have a phobia of lakes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squeeze sang
"And I feel like William Tell, Maid Marion on her tip toe feet"
What was William Tell doing with Robin Hood's girlfriend?
Making overtures?"
Chapeau, madam |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Squeeze sang
"And I feel like William Tell, Maid Marion on her tip toe feet"
What was William Tell doing with Robin Hood's girlfriend?
Making overtures?"
Definitely looking to make music together |
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Basically any lyrics by Scooter including such gems as, ‘It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it must be Dave who’s on the train.’ Various references to ‘The painted cow’ (?!) and the absolutely incomparable, ‘Respect to the man in the ice cream van.’
Yep, it is said that even the respected likes of Bob Dylan fear the lyrical genius of H.P Baxxter and the boys
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"Sean Hughes cracked me up on Buzzcocks when he queried the lyrics of Haircut 100's "Love Plus One" and the line:
Where do we go from here
Is it down to the lake I fear
Can't remember exactly what he said but it was along the lines of querying if it was possible to have a phobia of lakes "
I remember that. Nick Heyward lead singer of H100 was on his team. Hughes made out it must be some sort of water phobia and added to the fun by waving a jug of water J in front of Heyward.
NB. Nick actually sings "Le coiffeur" which makes even less sense but is presumably a play on the bands name. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Young girl...get out of my mind.
My love for you is way out of line.."
Eeeeeh!"
I was going to say that one too. You get a lot of people going on about how they think music was better in the old days but there were a lot of dodgy songs about older man very young girl. The music industry then was rife with perverts chasing young vulnerable fans of both sexes. |
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