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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?  "
When I broke my neck it was pretty painful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful? "
Sciatica, gall stones, adenomyosis to name but a few! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful? "
I see your plug and raise you a floor full of Lego.
And pleurisy.
Mr B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An epidural that goes wrong (dural tap) and even the slightest movement from a flat on your back position makes you feel like your head will detonate and explode all over the house, wasn't much fun and I'd never have or recommend an epidural ever again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I had 2 wisdom teeth removed I was climbing the walls for a few hrs. That pain was horrendous.
Also my broken arm in 2 places, I threw up it hurt so much.
I've had some pretty horrific period pain over the last 30 years too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turned around in my kitchen and my big toe pressed against my heel and my toenail peeled off. Went down like a deckchair. Never felt pain like it. There was so much blood and it wasn't like a pain where you get hit with something. It was more it got worse as the time went on and you feel sick. Don't know how I wasn't. My weans pals were in also and they were all asking if I was ok. I'm trying to hide the blood and pretend I've just stubbed my toe. They still mention it now and again x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful? "
Chronic pain.
However if we're discussing acute pain and omitting childbirth, then pelvic inflammatory disease. It's the only pain that's had me in tears.
Toothache is pretty nasty too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?
I see your plug and raise you a floor full of Lego.
And pleurisy.
Mr B"
Those damn LEGO’s should be illegal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having your hemorrhoids removed via an operation then going for a shit the first time..it feels like sombody is sticking a red hot pocker up your arse ..and this happens every time you have a crap for around a month after the op, until it heals .. |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
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"Most painful thing known to man - the grinding sound of a new alloy wheel on the kerb"
 even get that sickening feeling when it happens. Happened a long time ago but has made me far more cautious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I slipped, throwing someone while sparring. The cracking noise was amazingly loud but, no pain. We were in a tangle on the floor just looking at each other. I said to the guy, "was that you or me", he replied "don't know". He stood up slowly and, at that point I realized it must have been me. I moved to try and stand, then the pain kicked in.
Foreskin in a zip pretty painful but the worst pain ever for me has to be toothache! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful? "
Try spinal stenosis
Walking any distance is extremely painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quinzy.
Couldn't even swallow my own saliva. Then they gave me tablets the size of a trebor mint. Unreal pain. Worst than childbirth. There. I've said it. |
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"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful? "
I've done this it's sore, but I've broken my back TWICE last time was 18 months ago, also few other smashed up limbs poking out through skin! |
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Coming round from one of several operations for a severe leg injury, which was more painful than getting the injury. I was begging the nurse for some morphine but she said that she couldn't give me any more as I was fully dosed up and the next shot would stop my heart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gall stones and gallbladder attacks!
Ive had 2 kids, 4 ops, sciatica plus a disc in my back knackered from a car crash and gallstones were the worst i was glad when they took it out.
Miss s x |
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At the moment I've I've got a leg that looks like a sharks had hold of it after surgery+a ulcer on the same leg. Now the sciatic nerve in my good leg as gone into overdrive. Wish I'd just stood on a plug. |
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Had an ex catch my nipple ring on her bangle (that’s not a euphemism!), and pulled it, wasn’t anything major, didn’t pull it out and the cut was only minuscule but fuck me did it hurt - and the pain lingered for ages! Didn’t even hurt that much getting them done!!! |
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My house is a mine field. Plugs (the electrical sort normally), Lego, other sharp plastic toys, food stuffs unknown dropped by my 3 year old, dead mice and birds the cats dragged in. Always seem to be treading on or in something unpleasant in the mornings. A good excuse to stay in bed all day IMO. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broke my ribs and punctured my lung last year which gave me a nasty twinge . Couldn’t speak until they had reinflated my lung in the hospital. Worst bit was being on my hands and knees in the countryside (yes some of you would like that ) for an hour waiting for the ambulance as it was the least painful position...thank god for morphine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had an acute abscess a couple of weeks ago
I passed out with the pain, ended up in A&E via an ambulance.
Even my first shot of morphine didn't take all the pain away.
Never underestimate toothache |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
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"Breaking my kneecap, fell over carrying two diving cylinders across the beach.. Geez I wanted to die so the pain would go away..
Mrs  Xx"
Did mine getting out of a hot tub in a ski resort. Stood up and got out to let the young mums in, sucked it all in (as you do) ..... Splat ! Straight down on left kneecap. Got up quickly..... No, no...I'm fine I says.....was I f*ck.
Worse than the previous time I did the same kneecap.....was p*ssed the first time though  |
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"I once got walloped in the nuts with a cricket ball from 5 yards away . An evening in A&E with purple blocks when I was only 15 was painful and painfully embarrassing. Trust me that is pain."
Ffs bollocks not blocks *
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"Passing a kidney stone. Made me pass out. "
I’m with you on that fella . This happened to me and on two consecutive nights on racking up to A and E they kept telling me it was trapped wind . On the third night in casualty I went for a pee and there it was in the pot ......... Jeeees apparently for a man it’s tantamount to child birth |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Child birth 
Most men don’t find that to bad "
You have absolutely no idea. Its like being hit by a bus, you get back up just to be hit my the next passing bus and it just gos on and on...trust me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pleurisy worse than childbirth by far as it felt never ending.
Surprise anal sex. Cant say the r word. Still get problems and it was over 15 years ago.
Toothache that I had for the last week. Infected nerve. Dentist did a good job. Drilled it with no jab and the worst pain was drying it off with the air thing. Bought a tear to my eye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After breaking my thigh in a car crash, being held down and having my leg pulled, twisted and put back in line before being put in traction.
Jeez Louise I wanted to die right then |
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"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful? "
No. As far as I'm aware that really is the worst. My prayers are with you. |
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"The last time I had a pilonidal sinus before it was operated on. Absolute agony."
I had that, right at the base of my spine. The cyst they removed was about the size of a small orange apparently. I thought initially I had broken my coccyx as there was a hard lump that was off to the side where you would normally feel your coccyx. Every time I sat down it was like a huge needle being injected up my spine. Luckily when they removed it, I was able to be stiched up so was only laid up for a couple of weeks after. Quite often they cant close it and your bedridden for weeks with a gaping hole that has to be cleaned and repacked every day.
Another pain was coming off my pushbike aged 15, downhill about 25-30mph hit a pothole and landed face first on the corner of the kerbstone. Smashed my teeth (Id just had braces removed!) and got an abcess that was exruciating. At the dental hospital they had to test the nerves, so you hold one electrode while they probe inside your teeth with the other. "Just raise your hand if you feel anything"...ZAP!!! My foot shot up in the air! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have given birth and yes painful.
Hubby had a bad accident before when in the forces. 22 operations on his head and 1 on his knee. He now has a tube from his head to his stomach all inside him. The worst op was his knee. Wheel chair bound for 6 months then crutches for a year. I didn't know him then. But he still can't watch certain things without getting goose bumps. Not nice to see him like that.
Having a leg ripped off is by far the worse thing to ever happen |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"The last time I had a pilonidal sinus before it was operated on. Absolute agony.
I had that, right at the base of my spine. The cyst they removed was about the size of a small orange apparently. I thought initially I had broken my coccyx as there was a hard lump that was off to the side where you would normally feel your coccyx. Every time I sat down it was like a huge needle being injected up my spine. Luckily when they removed it, I was able to be stiched up so was only laid up for a couple of weeks after. Quite often they cant close it and your bedridden for weeks with a gaping hole that has to be cleaned and repacked every day.
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Yep I was one of them erm, unfortunate ones who they didn't stitch up. Wound unpacked, cleaned and repacked every other day for the first two weeks, then every three days etc etc. Was off work for nine weeks in total. The initial packing was 2/3 surgical dressings rolled up and stitched between my arse crack. That stung when they cut and removed the stitches. Well I say stitches, it felt more akin to mooring rope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a subarachniod haemorrhage in the brainstem in 2016 I was given a 20%chance of survival the pain I had in my head was not even touched by the morphine I was given the pain continued for three days |
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"Double inguinal hernia repair, open surgery rather than keyhole, the first week afterwards was white hot agony! "
Mr speaking, am on the tail end of post operation recovery for that ATM apart from the first ten days or so wasn't too bad.
On the evening of the op, despite being catheterised I had the urge for a blow job and text Mrs to let her know. Enjoyed a couple of bed baths too during my stay in hospital |
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Ive done the upturned plug, my best was a School railing through the thigh.
Playing footy after school climed over to get the ball back
Stood on top of the railings jumped & wondered why i wasnt standing on the ground .
My mate had to help push me up & off.
No stitches washed it secretly for 2 days .
The pain came when my Mum found out & clouted my 10 year old head for my trouble !
Thats when proper medical attention was given to it .
Cheers mum , gangrene was averted.
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I dunno whats worse, Hidradenitis Suppurativa flare up, stubbed toe (dammed drawers ), cat scratches, stomach cramps, oooorrrrr every dammed one of them at the same time!!!!!!
Deff the bloody stubbed toe . . .
Silk
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By (user no longer on site)
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Currently got a broken rib, which is pretty bad, but the worst I’ve had was post op pain following some stomach surgery, had to be inflated with gas which doesn’t all get let out when they are done, spent a week with agonising pain in my shoulder caused by the pressure of the gas on a nerve |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Falling off of a platform onto my hip, thinking it was bruised and I could walk it off .... got dropped off outside A&E and after walking in got told I had to turn round and the A&E was 60 yards on the left - the walk was the worst ever ....
And then got told I had broken the hip and was getting operated the next morning - 3 titanium screws !!
And then couldn’t crap for 10 days - almost ripped me apart when that snake cane out ...
And then fell over on my crutches coming out of the bathroom and fell into the newal post and broke 3 ribs ....
Ouch! |
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"Double inguinal hernia repair, open surgery rather than keyhole, the first week afterwards was white hot agony!
Mr speaking, am on the tail end of post operation recovery for that ATM apart from the first ten days or so wasn't too bad.
On the evening of the op, despite being catheterised I had the urge for a blow job and text Mrs to let her know. Enjoyed a couple of bed baths too during my stay in hospital "
For me the worst bit was on the second night after the op having to get up to go for a piss in the night, I rolled over on my side, swung my legs out of bed then tried to stand up. The pain was like nothing I've ever had before as the wounds and stitches stretched out |
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"Double inguinal hernia repair, open surgery rather than keyhole, the first week afterwards was white hot agony!
Mr speaking, am on the tail end of post operation recovery for that ATM apart from the first ten days or so wasn't too bad.
On the evening of the op, despite being catheterised I had the urge for a blow job and text Mrs to let her know. Enjoyed a couple of bed baths too during my stay in hospital
For me the worst bit was on the second night after the op having to get up to go for a piss in the night, I rolled over on my side, swung my legs out of bed then tried to stand up. The pain was like nothing I've ever had before as the wounds and stitches stretched out "
Then needing to walk from cab to boat which was leaving 5 minutes later, about 400 yards, when the day before I could barely stand, still, have another 10 days off on the company doller hopefully can still have a bit more time working on a tan...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously though, my worst was an anxiety related blood pressure situation going to college where my blood pressure was 230/120 and my arms, legs, chest and face were throbbing in pain.
Got heart monitors and the likes afterwards. Still have a bald patch on my chest six years later! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me, it was sciatica..
I had a herniated disc in my spine pressing on my sciatic nerve.
It was unbearable at times.
I've recently had an operation to fix it.
Finally feel my age 
Adam. |
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