The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......  |
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make."
Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency? |
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make."
I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it  |
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.
Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency?"
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.
Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency?"
I was making tea |
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"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr...... "
That's a schoolboy error!  |
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make. I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it "
It’s designed to let air seep into the remaining biscuits in the pack...and to totally piss us all off |
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"Now the secret is to use another one to scoop the other one out x It's way too late for that now. It's now a congealed mess  "
Break enough biscuits into the tea to soak it all up.
Roll out the freshly made biscuit dough.
Cut into biscuit size pieces and re bake, shouldn't take too long.
While you wait, boil the kettle and make a fresh brew.
Sorted... no wasted biscuits  |
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make. I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it
It’s designed to let air seep into the remaining biscuits in the pack...and to totally piss us all off "
If you say it , then I'll take it as gospel . After all I do believe you are the world's foremost expert on biscuity trivia |
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"Now the secret is to use another one to scoop the other one out x It's way too late for that now. It's now a congealed mess
Break enough biscuits into the tea to soak it all up.
Roll out the freshly made biscuit dough.
Cut into biscuit size pieces and re bake, shouldn't take too long.
While you wait, boil the kettle and make a fresh brew.
Sorted... no wasted biscuits "
Wow . Genius . |
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"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......
That's a schoolboy error! I know I know. I still can't believe I did it "
We live and learn! Now lets learn this re-doughing! Now start breaking the whole packet in there and let us know if it works. I need a full description! |
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"Now the secret is to use another one to scoop the other one out x It's way too late for that now. It's now a congealed mess
Break enough biscuits into the tea to soak it all up.
Roll out the freshly made biscuit dough.
Cut into biscuit size pieces and re bake, shouldn't take too long.
While you wait, boil the kettle and make a fresh brew.
Sorted... no wasted biscuits Wow . Genius . "
You're welcome
On your marks
Get set
Bayyyke
Probably not a good idea to do this with cream filled or topped biscuits |
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make. I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it "
Yes there is very good reason |
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Yes there is very good reason "
And what Is it?? |
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"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.
Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob! "
Nom nom!  i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt! |
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"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.
Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!
Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt! "
Gingernuts are better with milk xx |
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"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.
Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!
Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt! "
I hope you let them catch their breath!  |
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"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.
Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!
Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt!
Gingernuts are better with milk xx"
I don't drink milk! |
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"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.
Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!
Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt!
I hope you let them catch their breath! "
If i don't, they don't!  |
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"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.
Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!
Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt!
Gingernuts are better with milk xx
I don't drink milk! "
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.
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"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr...... "
that’s disgusting.
i’m going to block you ! |
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"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......
that’s disgusting.
i’m going to block you ! "
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"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.
Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency?"
It's people like you that make it impossible for me to leave the forums!!!!
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"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......
that’s disgusting.
i’m going to block you ! "
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