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"It’s never going to happen " A wise man once said “if you offer it, they will cum” Think it was Moses but I can’t be sure | |||
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"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no. "The salsa is optional  | |||
"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito " What would a bar of chocolate get me? | |||
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"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no. "Even over chilli cheese? Heathan! | |||
"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.
The salsa is optional "Hint of lime and sweet chilli flavour doritos? Sour cream and quac? | |||
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"What flavour doritos? " What’s your flavour? | |||
"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.
Even over chilli cheese? Heathan! "Over chilli cheese? You have both! | |||
"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.
Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!
Over chilli cheese? You have both!
"Both what?  | |||
"I'd possibly consider a jaffa cake deal, but Doritos and salsa would be a no thank you Mrs " After an unhealthy addiction to Jaffa Cakes I’ve had to go clean. 58 days sober and counting  | |||
"Original doritos and hot salsa? OK. " Anything for you | |||
"I'd possibly consider a jaffa cake deal, but Doritos and salsa would be a no thank you Mrs After an unhealthy addiction to Jaffa Cakes I’ve had to go clean. 58 days sober and counting "It's a hard no then. For your own sake | |||
"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.
Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!
Over chilli cheese? You have both!
Both what? "Both dips! | |||
"I'd possibly consider a jaffa cake deal, but Doritos and salsa would be a no thank you Mrs After an unhealthy addiction to Jaffa Cakes I’ve had to go clean. 58 days sober and counting
It's a hard no then. For your own sake "I didn’t say I wouldn’t go back for you | |||
"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.
Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!
Over chilli cheese? You have both!
Both what?
Both dips! "Where do you stand on double dipping though? | |||
"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.
Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!
Over chilli cheese? You have both!
Both what?
Both dips!
Where do you stand on double dipping though? "Worse things could happen... | |||
"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.
Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!
Over chilli cheese? You have both!
Both what?
Both dips!
Where do you stand on double dipping though?
Worse things could happen... "I've missed you you filthy strumpet you | |||
"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.
Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!
Over chilli cheese? You have both!
Both what?
Both dips!
Where do you stand on double dipping though?
Worse things could happen...
I've missed you you filthy strumpet you"I missed you right back! | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce " it's a no from me as I like none of those things lol | |||
"What flavour doritos? What’s your flavour?" Who am I kidding? It doesn't matter. Hop aboard. | |||
"What flavour doritos? What’s your flavour? Who am I kidding? It doesn't matter. Hop aboard. " Yay | |||
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"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce " Will there be beer? | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce Will there be beer?" For you...of course | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce Will there be beer? For you...of course "Sweet. | |||
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"No" Well that’s gutting. What turned you off? The Doritos? The salsa? I need to know!!! | |||
"Nope. I'm on a strict diet. " An important factor to weight loss is to stay hydrated
Good luck | |||
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"Put some melted cheese on it and then we partaay "Melted cheese? Marry me now! | |||
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"Nope. I'm on a strict diet. " It's the weekend no dieting x | |||
"Put some melted cheese on it and then we partaay
Melted cheese? Marry me now! "I do | |||
"You eat the Doritos and the salsa and I’ll take your penis "Fucking love salsa! Love fucking SJ! Win win | |||
"Nope. I'm on a strict diet. An important factor to weight loss is to stay hydrated
Good luck "I'm drinking lots of water | |||
"Put some melted cheese on it and then we partaay
Melted cheese? Marry me now!
I do "Do you think we could have a 3 tiered wedding cake drizzled in melted cheese? | |||
Course ya can pudding pop | |||
"I knew you started this thread just from the title
Course ya can pudding pop"Am I getting that predictable? Worth it! | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce " OK, just the tip.. promise? | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce OK, just the tip.. promise? "What about the other 2 inch? | |||
"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito " What about for a dorito in dip?! GAME CHANGER! | |||
"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito What about for a dorito in dip?! GAME CHANGER!" You know the score | |||
"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito What about for a dorito in dip?! GAME CHANGER!" 2 fist bumps  | |||
"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito What about for a dorito in dip?! GAME CHANGER! 2 fist bumps "I’ll take it | |||
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"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa" You no longer exist to me | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce " You better not get crumbs in the bed, Mister! X | |||
"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa You no longer exist to me " Charming, I'd prefer cake | |||
"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa You no longer exist to me Charming, I'd prefer cake "Wouldn’t we all
Wouldn’t mind a slice myself  | |||
"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa You no longer exist to me Charming, I'd prefer cake
Wouldn’t we all
Wouldn’t mind a slice myself "Happy to share | |||
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"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa You no longer exist to me Charming, I'd prefer cake
Wouldn’t we all
Wouldn’t mind a slice myself
Happy to share "Happy to oblige | |||
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"No ones mentioned maltesers x" Did someone mention chocolate? | |||
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"Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking "I have biscuit crumbs in mine | |||
"Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking
I have biscuit crumbs in mine "Right...bare your bum, and bend over.. | |||
"Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking
I have biscuit crumbs in mine
Right...bare your bum, and bend over.. "I swear this is a role reversal  | |||
"Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking
I have biscuit crumbs in mine
Right...bare your bum, and bend over..
I swear this is a role reversal " | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce " It used to be a portion of chips and a Smirnoff Ice back in the day. Standards are slipping  | |||
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"Did anyone get a penis in them??? Was there enough Doritos and salsa? Where did the malteasers go???? "PP nicked all of the Malteasers | |||
"Did anyone get a penis in them??? Was there enough Doritos and salsa? Where did the malteasers go????
PP nicked all of the Malteasers "Yep | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce " No, but after a long conversation with friends, if you’d have said a million dollars, I’d probably let you. | |||
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"No but I do most things for a mint viscount" runs to the fridge I have some of them | |||
"No guacamole? " My sort of woman | |||
"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce " Don't cear if you bring a 10 million pounds chek with my name on it. that's never going to happen.
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"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce Don't cear if you bring a 10 million pounds chek with my name on it. that's never going to happen.
"We all have our price | |||
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"I prefer creamy dip "There’s a sexual innuendo in here somewhere | |||
"I prefer creamy dip
There’s a sexual innuendo in here somewhere "Have you thought of one yet? | |||
