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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was wondering if it's to chilly for a Caipirinha. Otherwise it'll have to be an English Whisky.
Janet xxxxxx"
It is a bit chilly today... but what the hell its friday!! Have a Caipirinha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have tea, still at work 
Well shall I put something in the fridge ready? 
Yes please - Something fruity  "
Well have me later!! What would you like now?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May  "
I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes pls OP. I will have a straight dark rum. No ice and hey, have one for yourself
Oh thank you!! What age rum? 12..18 years? "
Diplomatico reserve. 12 years If you
have it pls xx you are good to me x |
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"I have tea, still at work
Well shall I put something in the fridge ready?
Yes please - Something fruity
Well have me later!! What would you like now?? "
 A beer please - Belgian Triple would be amazing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May "
I could do you a virgin cocktail... haha well maybe not virgin on fab hahaha but alcohol free.... what would ya like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes pls OP. I will have a straight dark rum. No ice and hey, have one for yourself
Oh thank you!! What age rum? 12..18 years?
Diplomatico reserve. 12 years If you
have it pls xx you are good to me x "
Of course I have it... and your most welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bloody mary ingredients at the ready here...
Would you like some celery as well to go with it? X"
please, as well as olives and dill pickle obvioulsy... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have tea, still at work
Well shall I put something in the fridge ready?
Yes please - Something fruity
Well have me later!! What would you like now??
A beer please - Belgian Triple would be amazing "
It’s in the fridge cooling x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bloody mary ingredients at the ready here...
Would you like some celery as well to go with it? X
please, as well as olives and dill pickle obvioulsy..."
Absolutely... done and served x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May
I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic "
I'm in charge of children for the next 4 weekends. Wouldn't be right to get d*unk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May
I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic
I'm in charge of children for the next 4 weekends. Wouldn't be right to get d*unk "
 agreed, but when you have your time back, you will have a bit of catching up to do  good luck  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May
I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic
I'm in charge of children for the next 4 weekends. Wouldn't be right to get d*unk
agreed, but when you have your time back, you will have a bit of catching up to do good luck "
I can do alcohol free cocktails!!? Not as good but still nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May
I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic
I'm in charge of children for the next 4 weekends. Wouldn't be right to get d*unk
agreed, but when you have your time back, you will have a bit of catching up to do good luck
I can do alcohol free cocktails!!? Not as good but still nice "
Thanks Op, but can I have an orange juice please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes pls OP. I will have a straight dark rum. No ice and hey, have one for yourself
Oh thank you!! What age rum? 12..18 years?
Diplomatico reserve. 12 years If you
have it pls xx you are good to me x
Of course I have it... and your most welcome "
Thank you... same again pls rough day x
Actually let me buy the bottle and join me with an extra glass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any chance of a coffee..
Early start tomorrow so no drinkies tonight 
Yes of course lovely.. americano.. latte..what would you like? "
An Americano with an extra shot please (no milk or sugar) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any chance of a coffee..
Early start tomorrow so no drinkies tonight
Yes of course lovely.. americano.. latte..what would you like?
An Americano with an extra shot please (no milk or sugar) "
Ready and done!!! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jack and Coke please.
Make it a treble.
Work have buggered up my wages again leaving me struggling this month.
Fuming doesn't cover it!! "
That’s really rubbish.... treble served and I’m pouring the next!!!! Hugs xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jack and Coke please.
Make it a treble.
Work have buggered up my wages again leaving me struggling this month.
Fuming doesn't cover it!!
Love Jack and Cherry Coke! "
Pour then and we'll get rat arsed!! |
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"Im Not keen on this bar.
I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up. "
Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.
I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar.... |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Im Not keen on this bar.
I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.
Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.
I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar.... "
I woodount no i don't drink fosters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???
I've had a week like that!
Fancy sharing a bottle of chuckles? "
That sounds fantastic!!! Getting the bottle out now x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could do with a few drinks myself. Cracking open the rum soon I feel
Sounds good... let me know if I can get you anything else!!
Something to nibble on would go down well "
Coming up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one??? bloody hell yes I'll have a nice cold beer to start and the a sailor jerries please "
**poured and served |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im Not keen on this bar.
I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.
Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.
I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar.... "
Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i have a brandy please?
Would you like a double?
Oh yes please!
Ice it straight? **pouring slowly x
You're a good woman! "
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Ps served with a big squishy hug xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heard it’s closed for re-furbishment lol
Haha nooo it’s open had ran to the shops.. (aka had my dinner) what can I get ya... "
Pint Doombar and a large white please xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!! "
Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???
Il have jd fire pls
*** poured slowly and seductively while looking in your eyes "
Very grate full and like a whipped dog i tremble at your gaze |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heard it’s closed for re-furbishment lol
Haha nooo it’s open had ran to the shops.. (aka had my dinner) what can I get ya...
Pint Doombar and a large white please xx"
Done and poured |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"IPA please Barkeep
**poured with a smile
Cheers; when you clocking off?"
Haha I’m not sure as it’s been quite busy... will probably stay until Jim takes over on his night shift!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!
Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x"
Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Im Not keen on this bar.
I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.
Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.
I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....
Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!! "
Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.
I've been wateing since 3pm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!
Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x
Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking "
Hehehehe... ok
Now what can I pour you properly!!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im Not keen on this bar.
I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.
Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.
I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....
Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!
Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.
I've been wateing since 3pm "
Yes you can and i will make it with fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream and a dash of full fat milk blended to a delicious smoothie / milkshake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im Not keen on this bar.
I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.
Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.
I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....
Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!
Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.
I've been wateing since 3pm "
I thought you're a chef, not a waiter.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's nearly 9:30.
My eye wanders to the toppermost of shelves like a orny tramp in a newsagent.
What Malts are available?...
.... Yeah any of them would be fine. x |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Im Not keen on this bar.
I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.
Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.
I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....
Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!
Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.
I've been wateing since 3pm
I thought you're a chef, not a waiter.
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........ HA....HA....HA....
#shakes hed at bad joke# |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Im Not keen on this bar.
I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.
Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.
I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....
Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!
Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.
I've been wateing since 3pm
Yes you can and i will make it with fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream and a dash of full fat milk blended to a delicious smoothie / milkshake "
That sounds realey good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's nearly 9:30.
My eye wanders to the toppermost of shelves like a orny tramp in a newsagent.
What Malts are available?...
.... Yeah any of them would be fine. x"
What would you like?? And would you like Ice/ water or straight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!
Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x
Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking
Hehehehe... ok
Now what can I pour you properly!!? "
What drink would you recommend? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!
Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x
Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking
Hehehehe... ok
Now what can I pour you properly!!?
What drink would you recommend? "
Well it depends if you fancy something longer and cool to quench the thirst that you can drink more quickly and gives that instant satisfaction or if you fancy something stronger that will take longer to drink which maybe tastes warmer with a bit of a kick that hits the spot?! |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"How’s everyone feeling now.... can I get anyone another drink... snacks.... kiss?? "
Think 'The Police' late 70's early 80's
Chuckles in a bottle, Oh oh oh
Chuckles in a bottle, Oh oh oh!
Fancy another? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!
Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x
Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking
Hehehehe... ok
Now what can I pour you properly!!?
What drink would you recommend?
Well it depends if you fancy something longer and cool to quench the thirst that you can drink more quickly and gives that instant satisfaction or if you fancy something stronger that will take longer to drink which maybe tastes warmer with a bit of a kick that hits the spot?! "
I love my drinks like I love my women...something that I can take my time over, something sophisticated, cold, but warms me up, with a kick. Something moreish too, that I love going back to...I hate having a singular drink |
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