Just had my first wank in years where I shot my load. Don't get me wrong, I like a good wank occasionally but usually only edge and never blow a load!
Today I let it go!! Felt so good and what a load!.. messy   |
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"Just had my first bake in years where I iced my muffins. Don't get me wrong, I like a good bake occasionally but usually only sponge and never ice a sponge!
Today I let it go!! Felt so good and what an icing!.. messy "
Congratulations OP. Mary Berry would be proud of you |
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"Just had my first wank in years where I shot my load. Don't get me wrong, I like a good wank occasionally but usually only edge and never blow a load!
Today I let it go!! Felt so good and what a load!.. messy "
Should have jizzed in tumble dryer then turned it into candy floss.  |
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"Was looking up at Edinburgh castle today when a seagull shat on my head - really sticky and gooey, it was. Grim 
I hope it didn't it nick one of yer chips as well  it was a joke 
No Shit Sherlock, I know you get a nosebleed if you venture outside of Brighton City Limits 
HOW DARE YOU?!! you’re bloody lucky you have a beard, matey-boi "
Ooooh, are you gonna be flexing your bicep at me again?  |
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"Was looking up at Edinburgh castle today when a seagull shat on my head - really sticky and gooey, it was. Grim
I hope it didn't it nick one of yer chips as well it was a joke
No Shit Sherlock, I know you get a nosebleed if you venture outside of Brighton City Limits
HOW DARE YOU?!! you’re bloody lucky you have a beard, matey-boi
Ooooh, are you gonna be flexing your bicep at me again? "
It’s my thigh, actually  |
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"Was looking up at Edinburgh castle today when a seagull shat on my head - really sticky and gooey, it was. Grim
I hope it didn't it nick one of yer chips as well it was a joke
No Shit Sherlock, I know you get a nosebleed if you venture outside of Brighton City Limits
HOW DARE YOU?!! you’re bloody lucky you have a beard, matey-boi
Ooooh, are you gonna be flexing your bicep at me again?
It’s my thigh, actually "
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