"So Cleopatra bathed in ass milk to keep her skin fresh and youthful.
Now. What is ass milk and when can I find it?"
Inside a donkey, not a mule.
though, I'd milk a million mules for one of those smiles. |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"So Cleopatra bathed in ass milk to keep her skin fresh and youthful.
Now. What is ass milk and when can I find it?"
There is an unsubstantiated claim that ass milk is an ancient euphemism for spunk and as coincidence has it, I may be able to help you out with a fresh supply although probably not enough for a bath full.. |
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"So Cleopatra bathed in ass milk to keep her skin fresh and youthful.
Now. What is ass milk and when can I find it?
There is an unsubstantiated claim that ass milk is an ancient euphemism for spunk and as coincidence has it, I may be able to help you out with a fresh supply although probably not enough for a bath full.."
How much spunk does a Whale produce? |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"So Cleopatra bathed in ass milk to keep her skin fresh and youthful.
Now. What is ass milk and when can I find it?
There is an unsubstantiated claim that ass milk is an ancient euphemism for spunk and as coincidence has it, I may be able to help you out with a fresh supply although probably not enough for a bath full..
How much spunk does a Whale produce? "
In one sitting or through the course of a day? |
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"I reckon she had men come inside another man's ass, threw a bit of water up and had it create some mind of waterfall over her bath?"
Sh*t. I want to erase that image now. |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
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"I reckon she had men come inside another man's ass, threw a bit of water up and had it create some mind of waterfall over her bath?"
sounds like some real dodgy hydrotherapy or perhaps felchotherapy...  |
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