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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on, whos had my philips screwdriver - it was here a moment ago...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s Philip’s.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sent you a pm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sent you a pm

Always suspected you to be a screwdriver thief

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sent you a pm

Always suspected you to be a screwdriver thief

It was my dog...promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never seen it in my life

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Is it a left or right handed one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a small flat head and get on with the job

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Does it have a metal end shaped to fit into Phillips screws ?

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Come on, whos had my philips screwdriver - it was here a moment ago..."

The one with the really thick, girthy handle?

You can have it back later - I may be a while!

I’ll wipe it though - promise!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It was the French

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It was the French"

That would be the phillip'es screwdriver surely....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on, whos had my philips screwdriver - it was here a moment ago...

The one with the really thick, girthy handle?

You can have it back later - I may be a while!

I’ll wipe it though - promise!

Yikes, you can keep it - but I want pictures!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It may have run off with my flathead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does it have a metal end shaped to fit into Phillips screws ?"

That's the one! Hand it over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.......then give it back to Phillip.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Use a small flat head and get on with the job"

Tools for the job young lady. I'll tell Tommy Walsh of you.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"It may have run off with my flathead!

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or getting made redundant by an electric model. We know plenty of blokes in that place

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"It was the French

That would be the phillip'es screwdriver surely...."

LOL exactly.

Or it was the Scottish

You can't trust those hairy bugger's with screwdrivers.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

It’s where you left it

You’re just in can’t be arsed man mode so are suffering from the temporary self inflicted blindness

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Come on, whos had my philips screwdriver - it was here a moment ago...

The one with the really thick, girthy handle?

You can have it back later - I may be a while!

I’ll wipe it though - promise!

Yikes, you can keep it - but I want pictures!"

Sounds fair! How many?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on, whos had my philips screwdriver - it was here a moment ago...

The one with the really thick, girthy handle?

You can have it back later - I may be a while!

I’ll wipe it though - promise!

Yikes, you can keep it - but I want pictures!

Sounds fair! How many?

All of them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s where you left it

You’re just in can’t be arsed man mode so are suffering from the temporary self inflicted blindness

But I left it right here. It's definitely been rogue'd away. I blame the Russians, as is currently fashionable. Damn commies!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It wasn’t me.....I just stole the screws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It may have run off with my flathead!

or getting made redundant by an electric model. We know plenty of blokes in that place

Screwdrivers yes!! Men will never be replaced by electrical goods...not by me anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It may have run off with my flathead!

You could run off with my flat head anyday (or something..)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Does it have a metal end shaped to fit into Phillips screws ?

That's the one! Hand it over!"

Finders keepers. Losers Weepers !

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"It’s where you left it

You’re just in can’t be arsed man mode so are suffering from the temporary self inflicted blindness

But I left it right here. It's definitely been rogue'd away. I blame the Russians, as is currently fashionable. Damn commies!"

Wow, so angry!

Have you got your cross head on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s where you left it

You’re just in can’t be arsed man mode so are suffering from the temporary self inflicted blindness

But I left it right here. It's definitely been rogue'd away. I blame the Russians, as is currently fashionable. Damn commies!

Wow, so angry!

Have you got your cross head on?

I wondered who would be first. Saved me the job!

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By *irsttimecouple2018Couple over a year ago

South Ayrshire

You sure it wasn't a Pozidrive instead?

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Come on, whos had my philips screwdriver - it was here a moment ago...

The one with the really thick, girthy handle?

You can have it back later - I may be a while!

I’ll wipe it though - promise!

Yikes, you can keep it - but I want pictures!

Sounds fair! How many?

All of them!"

Ok! There’s a plan. Look on new pics tomorrow evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You sure it wasn't a Pozidrive instead?"

Pozi-tive. Its definitely philips - I stole it from him just last week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still cant find the bastard!!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Still cant find the bastard!!"
Maybe its still located in that philips like slot called your bum

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on, whos had my philips screwdriver - it was here a moment ago..."

I would imagine it’s right in front of you, given that you’re a man

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Come on, whos had my philips screwdriver - it was here a moment ago...

I would imagine it’s right in front of you, given that you’re a man"

Most blokes only search with their eyes, heaven forbid, they have to use their hands to move stuff.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Pfft..... Screwdrivers! Everyone knows butter knives and shoe heels are the real screwdrivers and hammers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I own up, I took it so I could say I had a reasonable sized tool on my profile without lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I found it! It was in the living room all along..

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I found it! It was in the living room all along.."

Down the back of the settee?

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