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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha, or get to work and build a tunnel to eventually reach you

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op "

Stop being you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you."

But you'd fall out of love for me then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then "

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!

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By *ullie-kingMan  over a year ago

Wishaw


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin."

After seeing your pics I think it's fair to say he's not the only 1 thinking that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!"

Freudian slip haha

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!

Freudian slip haha "

I would say I've had too much sun,but I've been doing it for ages. Yeah we love you the way you are don't change.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin."

In the interests of accuracy you should change your location to 360.8milesaway. Not that it helps, it still won't quite reach.

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

You can’t blame the man for trying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!"

Thought you were being a bit harsh then lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!

Freudian slip haha

I would say I've had too much sun,but I've been doing it for ages. Yeah we love you the way you are don't change."

Nice reverse psychology trick ! Now I want to change !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can’t blame the man for trying. "

Exactly ! God loves a trier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bend over

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!

Thought you were being a bit harsh then lol. "

I would never be harsh to him I love him too much for that.

On second thoughts that sun has affected me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!

Thought you were being a bit harsh then lol.

I would never be harsh to him I love him too much for that.

On second thoughts that sun has affected me."

*tears are coming up with a lob on*

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!

Thought you were being a bit harsh then lol.

I would never be harsh to him I love him too much for that.

On second thoughts that sun has affected me.

*tears are coming up with a lob on* "

Hmmm horny...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At least he didnt ask you if he could ask you a question first

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"At least he didnt ask you if he could ask you a question first "

That would just get him a flat out no,me being a big meanie.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I do admire the fact that he at least adhered to the fine etiquette of a gracious, ‘Please’ at the end of that sentence though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

dont get nowt if yer dont ask

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Has he reached you yet?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I do admire the fact that he at least adhered to the fine etiquette of a gracious, ‘Please’ at the end of that sentence though "

Yes it was indeed a very polite message,I mean if he hadn't put please I would have reported him for bad manners.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask "

Tosh can I fuck your arse please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please?"

No .

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No . "

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No . "

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Has he reached you yet? "

His cock is en-route apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise."

Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Has he reached you yet?

His cock is en-route apparently."

That cock is talented

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating "

Little pinkie? My nails are short.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has he reached you yet?

His cock is en-route apparently."

Just do it yer wimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow !!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short."

Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!

Thought you were being a bit harsh then lol.

I would never be harsh to him I love him too much for that.

On second thoughts that sun has affected me.

*tears are coming up with a lob on* "

Is it a lazy lob?

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud "

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Has he reached you yet?

His cock is en-route apparently. Just do it yer wimp "

Brave word's least I've had something up my bum like about twice,so yeah who's the wimp now Mr!

Chopstick?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon "

I have a huge supply in my cupboard Toshn don't worry. Winky face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has he reached you yet?

His cock is en-route apparently. Just do it yer wimp

Brave word's least I've had something up my bum like about twice,so yeah who's the wimp now Mr!

Chopstick?"

Actually Dr put his finger up my bum a last year in hospital . and i did not even cry . i was a proper Brave soldier . ( well he said he was a Dr )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon "

Dont encourage her . shes perverted

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Has he reached you yet?

His cock is en-route apparently. Just do it yer wimp

Brave word's least I've had something up my bum like about twice,so yeah who's the wimp now Mr!

Chopstick? Actually Dr put his finger up my bum a last year in hospital . and i did not even cry . i was a proper Brave soldier . ( well he said he was a Dr ) "

and there's you with straight on your profile,yeah right...

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted "

She’s an like me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has he reached you yet?

His cock is en-route apparently."

He's posted it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has he reached you yet?

His cock is en-route apparently. Just do it yer wimp

Brave word's least I've had something up my bum like about twice,so yeah who's the wimp now Mr!

Chopstick? Actually Dr put his finger up my bum a last year in hospital . and i did not even cry . i was a proper Brave soldier . ( well he said he was a Dr )

and there's you with straight on your profile,yeah right..."

at least he said it was his finger i was curled up in the foetus postion . biting on the pillow

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted "

If I were perverted I'd be asking to ram both my hands up your tush and give you a round of applause!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me "

yeah and im a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

If I were perverted I'd be asking to ram both my hands up your tush and give you a round of applause!"

Thats just sick and probably illegal

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin "

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

If I were perverted I'd be asking to ram both my hands up your tush and give you a round of applause! Thats just sick and probably illegal "

Shushh man I have small hands,where's your sense of adventure?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite."

Well i heard your nickname at school was Doorknob . Cause they had all had a turn

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite."

Virgin on the ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

If I were perverted I'd be asking to ram both my hands up your tush and give you a round of applause! Thats just sick and probably illegal

Shushh man I have small hands,where's your sense of adventure?!"

what if my arse muscles collapes . when i go for a shit it will be like emptying a jar of Branston

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite.

Virgin on the ridiculous "

You tell her

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite. Well i heard your nickname at school was Doorknob . Cause they had all had a turn "

Oh my god I'm still pure you cheeky git,well ok I'm lying I lost my virginity last week.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite.

Virgin on the ridiculous "

Ay I though us women were sticking together,I need back up here!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

If I were perverted I'd be asking to ram both my hands up your tush and give you a round of applause! Thats just sick and probably illegal

Shushh man I have small hands,where's your sense of adventure?! what if my arse muscles collapes . when i go for a shit it will be like emptying a jar of Branston "

They won't stop being a drama queen,I'll be gentle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite. Well i heard your nickname at school was Doorknob . Cause they had all had a turn

Oh my god I'm still pure you cheeky git,well ok I'm lying I lost my virginity last week."

Now your just reading a passage from your diary when you was 12

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Always playing hard to get aren't ya OP?

On a side note I love it when someone whispers that in my ear!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite.

Virgin on the ridiculous

Ay I though us women were sticking together,I need back up here!"

I think you’re going to be backed up alright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite.

Virgin on the ridiculous

Ay I though us women were sticking together,I need back up here!

I think you’re going to be backed up alright "

i dont know why she is flapping . She has probaby had girthier shits then his cock . so she knows she can do it

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite.

Virgin on the ridiculous

Ay I though us women were sticking together,I need back up here!

I think you’re going to be backed up alright i dont know why she is flapping . She has probaby had girthier shits then his cock . so she knows she can do it "

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite. Well i heard your nickname at school was Doorknob . Cause they had all had a turn

Oh my god I'm still pure you cheeky git,well ok I'm lying I lost my virginity last week. Now your just reading a passage from your diary when you was 12 "

Right bend over my hands are coming in stuff the lube and niceties that has passed. Anyone got a football I can take in with me,infact does anyway want to join me for a kick around in there?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Always playing hard to get aren't ya OP?

On a side note I love it when someone whispers that in my ear!! "

I wasn't with my roofer friend I was shamefully easy for him. Winky face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite. Well i heard your nickname at school was Doorknob . Cause they had all had a turn

Oh my god I'm still pure you cheeky git,well ok I'm lying I lost my virginity last week. Now your just reading a passage from your diary when you was 12

Right bend over my hands are coming in stuff the lube and niceties that has passed. Anyone got a football I can take in with me,infact does anyway want to join me for a kick around in there?"

Your sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always playing hard to get aren't ya OP?

On a side note I love it when someone whispers that in my ear!!

I wasn't with my roofer friend I was shamefully easy for him. Winky face."

i rest my case ( easy )

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite. Well i heard your nickname at school was Doorknob . Cause they had all had a turn

Oh my god I'm still pure you cheeky git,well ok I'm lying I lost my virginity last week. Now your just reading a passage from your diary when you was 12

Right bend over my hands are coming in stuff the lube and niceties that has passed. Anyone got a football I can take in with me,infact does anyway want to join me for a kick around in there? Your sick "

You started it or was that a compliment?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Still No . This virgin arse is not for penetrating

Little pinkie? My nails are short. Nope . not even if you use a cotton bud

She’d have to be quick they’re going to ban cotton buds soon Dont encourage her . shes perverted

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite. Well i heard your nickname at school was Doorknob . Cause they had all had a turn

Oh my god I'm still pure you cheeky git,well ok I'm lying I lost my virginity last week. Now your just reading a passage from your diary when you was 12

Right bend over my hands are coming in stuff the lube and niceties that has passed. Anyone got a football I can take in with me,infact does anyway want to join me for a kick around in there? Your sick

You started it or was that a compliment?"

yeah im down with the kids innit

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

She’s an like me yeah and im a virgin

Oh my god that makes two of us. Virgins unite. Well i heard your nickname at school was Doorknob . Cause they had all had a turn

Oh my god I'm still pure you cheeky git,well ok I'm lying I lost my virginity last week. Now your just reading a passage from your diary when you was 12

Right bend over my hands are coming in stuff the lube and niceties that has passed. Anyone got a football I can take in with me,infact does anyway want to join me for a kick around in there? Your sick

You started it or was that a compliment? yeah im down with the kids innit "

Cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op "

You alway play with your own ring based on yesterday

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

Good Lord OP your body is anything but average (having a nosy at your profile)

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Good Lord OP your body is anything but average (having a nosy at your profile) "

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin."

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in."

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I."

In anywhere really, double in, Dublin.

I would.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I."

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

In anywhere really, double in, Dublin.

I would."

That makes me feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

In anywhere really, double in, Dublin.

I would.

That makes me feel better."

That's the sort of man I am. It's what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng"

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl "

I'm back down now,I blinked and puff I was gone...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl

I'm back down now,I blinked and puff I was gone..."

I noticed you were there for a good hour and made number 19 on page one...and i think it was well done and classy picture...fully clothed with little flashes of flesh as I said aid well done girl

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl

I'm back down now,I blinked and puff I was gone...

I noticed you were there for a good hour and made number 19 on page one...and i think it was well done and classy picture...fully clothed with little flashes of flesh as I said aid well done girl "

Thanking you,I'm back there now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dicks not long enough to reach my hip

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My dicks not long enough to reach my hip "

If you do helicopters then all's good.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

God strooth I'm back to missing out word's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dicks not long enough to reach my hip

If you do helicopters then all's good."

No I'm scared of flying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl

I'm back down now,I blinked and puff I was gone...

I noticed you were there for a good hour and made number 19 on page one...and i think it was well done and classy picture...fully clothed with little flashes of flesh as I said aid well done girl

Thanking you,I'm back there now."

And at number 11... just goes to show cream stays at the top

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My dicks not long enough to reach my hip

If you do helicopters then all's good.

No I'm scared of flying "

I did mean to say if you can do helicopters then all's good. I didn't need to explain that did I.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dicks not long enough to reach my hip

If you do helicopters then all's good.

No I'm scared of flying

I did mean to say if you can do helicopters then all's good. I didn't need to explain that did I."

I understood, I've never actually tried to do it

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl

I'm back down now,I blinked and puff I was gone...

I noticed you were there for a good hour and made number 19 on page one...and i think it was well done and classy picture...fully clothed with little flashes of flesh as I said aid well done girl

Thanking you,I'm back there now.

And at number 11... just goes to show cream stays at the top "

10. Winky face.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My dicks not long enough to reach my hip

If you do helicopters then all's good.

No I'm scared of flying

I did mean to say if you can do helicopters then all's good. I didn't need to explain that did I.

I understood, I've never actually tried to do it "

What you have never tried to do a helicopter! I thought anyone in possession of a penis had done that,don't dad's teach their little one's to do it.

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By *endrix30Man  over a year ago

dudley


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise."

Would love to meet a nice woman who would like to penetrate my arse regularly. X

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"dont get nowt if yer dont ask

Tosh can I fuck your arse please? No .

Tight sod. I'll be very gentle,non of this ramming it in lark without lube. I promise. Would love to meet a nice woman who would like to penetrate my arse regularly. X "

I like your status crude but funny.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl

I'm back down now,I blinked and puff I was gone...

I noticed you were there for a good hour and made number 19 on page one...and i think it was well done and classy picture...fully clothed with little flashes of flesh as I said aid well done girl

Thanking you,I'm back there now.

And at number 11... just goes to show cream stays at the top

10. Winky face."

5. Fecking big smiley face.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl

I'm back down now,I blinked and puff I was gone...

I noticed you were there for a good hour and made number 19 on page one...and i think it was well done and classy picture...fully clothed with little flashes of flesh as I said aid well done girl

Thanking you,I'm back there now.

And at number 11... just goes to show cream stays at the top

10. Winky face.

5. Fecking big smiley face."

Not bad for an old chick eh!

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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"I always wanted to do your ring tbh with you op

Stop being you.

But you'd fall out of love for me then

Oh my god I keep missing word's out what the buggery...

That should have said stop being naughty you!

Freudian slip haha

I would say I've had too much sun,but I've been doing it for ages. Yeah we love you the way you are don't change.

Nice reverse psychology trick ! Now I want to change ! "

Don't change for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sure if your dick is long enough to reach from Dublin.

He read your profile and saw you're partial to having a double in.

Double in what?

God I've just read my profile I don't sound very nice do I.

Full of hate anger and pain

Your profile reads oooo

Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate harte leads to sufferinnnnng

I think she sounds feisty. ..oh and congrats on making page 1 girl

I'm back down now,I blinked and puff I was gone...

I noticed you were there for a good hour and made number 19 on page one...and i think it was well done and classy picture...fully clothed with little flashes of flesh as I said aid well done girl

Thanking you,I'm back there now.

And at number 11... just goes to show cream stays at the top

10. Winky face.

5. Fecking big smiley face.

Not bad for an old chick eh!"

4 fecking big smiley face and erect thumb.

Old chick? Now that depend on where your looking from...but you look far from old to most I would think. Winky face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dicks not long enough to reach my hip

If you do helicopters then all's good.

No I'm scared of flying

I did mean to say if you can do helicopters then all's good. I didn't need to explain that did I.

I understood, I've never actually tried to do it

What you have never tried to do a helicopter! I thought anyone in possession of a penis had done that,don't dad's teach their little one's to do it."

I don't possess the penis, the penis possesses me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dicks not long enough to reach my hip

If you do helicopters then all's good.

No I'm scared of flying

I did mean to say if you can do helicopters then all's good. I didn't need to explain that did I.

I understood, I've never actually tried to do it

What you have never tried to do a helicopter! I thought anyone in possession of a penis had done that,don't dad's teach their little one's to do it.

I don't possess the penis, the penis possesses me"

Lol

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