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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What things do people say to you that don't sound right. What make you to wtf?
For me it's when a guy says I'm gonna wreck you. Like what does that even mean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate the word worser!!!! There’s no such fking word it’s worse ffs!! Aaaahhhh I have to tell one of my housemates all the time it wrecks me! And his family use it a lot too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a little smile when someone says
Will you borrow me some money 
I absolutely detest , smash , ruin , destroy when referring to a sex session  "
I get I'd love to smash your ass all the time. Cringe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘I’ll ruin you’
No thank you
Yah I never get that one. Like why would I want to be ruined  "
Exactly!!! I’ve also had ‘I’ll tear you open’ again, no thank you |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"2 girls 1 cup
1 man 1 jar 
Dare I ask
1 man 1 jar will scar you so don't lol
I concur 
Will I find the answer on Google? "
Man attempts to insert glass jar into anus. It goes horribly wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhh
No waaaaayyyyyy WTF is wrong with some people i need to wash my eyes again after reading this
You shouldn't have googled it "
I didnt reading is enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the word worser!!!! There’s no such fking word it’s worse ffs!! Aaaahhhh I have to tell one of my housemates all the time it wrecks me! And his family use it a lot too "
Interesting but using "fking" or "it wrecks me" is okay? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 girls 1 cup
1 man 1 jar
Dare I ask
1 man 1 jar will scar you so don't lol
I concur
Will I find the answer on Google?
Man attempts to insert glass jar into anus. It goes horribly wrong"
Oh clenching my cheeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the word worser!!!! There’s no such fking word it’s worse ffs!! Aaaahhhh I have to tell one of my housemates all the time it wrecks me! And his family use it a lot too
Interesting but using "fking" or "it wrecks me" is okay? "
Yes obviously it sounds ok for me, or I wouldn’t of typed it! Clearly you haven’t read the thread properly!! Just to clarify for you, it was basically asking, what things do people say to YOU that doesn’t sound right to YOU!!! What I typed was ok for me if it wasn’t ok for you then maybe you should of typed that instead of trying to belittle me on spelling!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the wind changes your face will stay like that!! Huh???
My mother always said this. Tells my kids the same "
But what does it mean?? Also, I remember “I’ll take my hand offf your backside” as a kid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If the wind changes your face will stay like that!! Huh???
My mother always said this. Tells my kids the same
But what does it mean?? Also, I remember “I’ll take my hand offf your backside” as a kid "
Well guess cheeky little brat. I'd usually be pulling faces at her and then she come with it |
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"He turned around and said.
Who the fuck actually turns around and then speaks?"
One of our kids used to relate whole conversations with friends to us saying "so I/she turned round and said" before every sentence. They must have flaming dizzy by the end of it. |
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"I'd ruin that ass.
How will you ruin it ?"
Maybe he’d put an inappropriate tattoo on it, like ‘©H0cL@tE FaKtorY’, with an arrow pointing towards your anus. That would definitely put a dampener in proceedings if you saw it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What things do people say to you that don't sound right. What make you to wtf?
For me it's when a guy says I'm gonna wreck you. Like what does that even mean "
Personally not looking to wreck anyone, a little sore, in a good way, language like that can be so crass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any superlative qualification of the word “unique”, such as “very unique” or “so unique”. Something is either unique or it isn’t, there are no levels to it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What things do people say to you that don't sound right. What make you to wtf?
For me it's when a guy says I'm gonna wreck you. Like what does that even mean
Personally not looking to wreck anyone, a little sore, in a good way, language like that can be so crass."
It can be such a turn off |
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"Any superlative qualification of the word “unique”, such as “very unique” or “so unique”. Something is either unique or it isn’t, there are no levels to it!"
This causes me a minor frisson of irritation. I also dislike the use of the word literally incorrectly. I've had a number of people tell me they "literally died"...no, you didn't but say it again and I might literally kill you |
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"This causes me a minor frisson of irritation. I also dislike the use of the word literally incorrectly. I've had a number of people tell me they "literally died"...no, you didn't but say it again and I might literally kill you "
As a counter point to that, why do some people think that ‘literally’ is the only word that can’t be used figuratively? There is nothing wrong with the figurative use of ‘literally’, apart from overuse, which shows a lack of imagination. |
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"This causes me a minor frisson of irritation. I also dislike the use of the word literally incorrectly. I've had a number of people tell me they "literally died"...no, you didn't but say it again and I might literally kill you As a counter point to that, why do some people think that ‘literally’ is the only word that can’t be used figuratively? There is nothing wrong with the figurative use of ‘literally’, apart from overuse, which shows a lack of imagination."
Do you mean that I should accept that literally, literally doesn't always have to be used literally?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This causes me a minor frisson of irritation. I also dislike the use of the word literally incorrectly. I've had a number of people tell me they "literally died"...no, you didn't but say it again and I might literally kill you As a counter point to that, why do some people think that ‘literally’ is the only word that can’t be used figuratively? There is nothing wrong with the figurative use of ‘literally’, apart from overuse, which shows a lack of imagination.
Do you mean that I should accept that literally, literally doesn't always have to be used literally? "
This literally funny |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"What things do people say to you that don't sound right. What make you to wtf?
For me it's when a guy says I'm gonna wreck you. Like what does that even mean "
"At the end of the day" just makes me want to slap anyone who says it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What things do people say to you that don't sound right. What make you to wtf?
For me it's when a guy says I'm gonna wreck you. Like what does that even mean
"At the end of the day" just makes me want to slap anyone who says it."
I say this. A LOT |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"What things do people say to you that don't sound right. What make you to wtf?
For me it's when a guy says I'm gonna wreck you. Like what does that even mean
"At the end of the day" just makes me want to slap anyone who says it.
I say this. A LOT "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What things do people say to you that don't sound right. What make you to wtf?
For me it's when a guy says I'm gonna wreck you. Like what does that even mean
"At the end of the day" just makes me want to slap anyone who says it.
I say this. A LOT
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any superlative qualification of the word “unique”, such as “very unique” or “so unique”. Something is either unique or it isn’t, there are no levels to it!
This causes me a minor frisson of irritation. I also dislike the use of the word literally incorrectly. I've had a number of people tell me they "literally died"...no, you didn't but say it again and I might literally kill you "
Gives me more than a minor frisson! It makes me irrationally angry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any superlative qualification of the word “unique”, such as “very unique” or “so unique”. Something is either unique or it isn’t, there are no levels to it!"
In some sentences it would be appropriate.
It was so unique it was etc etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any superlative qualification of the word “unique”, such as “very unique” or “so unique”. Something is either unique or it isn’t, there are no levels to it!
This causes me a minor frisson of irritation. I also dislike the use of the word literally incorrectly. I've had a number of people tell me they "literally died"...no, you didn't but say it again and I might literally kill you
Gives me more than a minor frisson! It makes me irrationally angry!"
I know people who pronounce it "Litchelly" |
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"Any superlative qualification of the word “unique”, such as “very unique” or “so unique”. Something is either unique or it isn’t, there are no levels to it!"
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From Merriam-Webster:
Many commentators have objected to the comparison or modification (as by somewhat or very) of unique, often asserting that a thing is either unique or it is not. Objections are based chiefly on the assumption that unique has but a single absolute sense, an assumption contradicted by information readily available in a dictionary. Unique dates back to the 17th century but was little used until the end of the 18th when, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, it was reacquired from French. H. J. Todd entered it as a foreign word in his edition (1818) of Johnson's Dictionary, characterizing it as "affected and useless." Around the middle of the 19th century it ceased to be considered foreign and came into considerable popular use. With popular use came a broadening of application beyond the original two meanings (here numbered senses 1 (sole) and 2a (unequaled)). In modern use both comparison and modification are widespread and standard but are confined to the extended senses 2b (characteristic / peculiar) and 3 (unusual). When sense 1 or sense 2a is intended, unique is used without qualifying modifiers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blow job.Why when it's sucking? "
In the olden days, I don't mean the 1980's. Some men would see a prostitute for a below job. Blowjob is below job shortened. I'm assuming this fact hasn't been revealed on Horrible Histories. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got a few friends who always want to axe me something, it's ask not axe, can correct them till you're blue in the face and next time it will still be 'can I axe you something', grrr!"
Such a pet hate |
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"I think it’s strange when people say
I’m so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey
Yuk
What a horrible thought"
I know..euuggh...mind you..im quite peckish..think i could eat the wheels of a menstrual cycle...
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.and my fab journey just ended.. |
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"Customers who ring and say ‘I’m just ringing about....’
Erm yes I know you are cos I’m on the ‘phone to you....
Wtf is that about?
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Ha ha I do that. "I'm ringing to tell you..."
I also used to begin letters when I was a teenager "I'm writing to..." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it’s strange when people say
I’m so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey
Yuk
What a horrible thought
I know..euuggh...mind you..im quite peckish..think i could eat the wheels of a menstrual cycle...
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.and my fab journey just ended.. "
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"Customers who ring and say ‘I’m just ringing about....’"
My friend and I were talking about something similar the other day. When you phone the local takeaways, they just say the name of the takeaway, and nothing else. Now, I feel rude just launching into my order, so I usually say, “I’d like to order some food, please,” and in reply you get a ‘yes’ that you can tell is imbued with, “Why else would you be phoning? Durr.”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a little smile when someone says
Will you borrow me some money
I absolutely detest , smash , ruin , destroy when referring to a sex session
I get I'd love to smash your ass all the time. Cringe "
I would tho??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting the right use use of bought & brought... That's one that gets me"
You think that's bad? In Scotland we have to endure our lives with people who think the past tense of "bring" is "brung". |
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"I think it’s strange when people say
I’m so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey
Yuk
What a horrible thought
I know..euuggh...mind you..im quite peckish..think i could eat the wheels of a menstrual cycle...
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.and my fab journey just ended.. "
Taxi for this man please! Take him far far away
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"I think it’s strange when people say
I’m so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey
Yuk
What a horrible thought"
That’s the point. They’re so hungry, they’d be willing to eat something disgusting, just to not be hungry any more.
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"You think that's bad? In Scotland we have to endure our lives with people who think the past tense of "bring" is "brung"."
Or that the past tense of ‘jump’ is ‘jamp’. |
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"I think it’s strange when people say
I’m so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey
Yuk
What a horrible thought
I know..euuggh...mind you..im quite peckish..think i could eat the wheels of a menstrual cycle...
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.and my fab journey just ended..
Taxi for this man please! Take him far far away
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.taaaxxiiiiii...
and that was the more politically correct little ditty.. |
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"I think it’s strange when people say
I’m so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey
Yuk
What a horrible thought
I know..euuggh...mind you..im quite peckish..think i could eat the wheels of a menstrual cycle...
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.and my fab journey just ended..
Taxi for this man please! Take him far far away
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.taaaxxiiiiii...
and that was the more politically correct little ditty.. "
Ok I’ve ordered your taaaxxiiiiii!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the word worser!!!! There’s no such fking word it’s worse ffs!! Aaaahhhh I have to tell one of my housemates all the time it wrecks me! And his family use it a lot too "
Years ago, before Mr I'd had a wee snog with a guy and he called me to possibly meet up. However he was in the middle of a messy break up and things were just getting "worser and worser".
Think I dodged a bullet. |
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