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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would Domestos be ok for this? Or could I just go for the cheaper Asda’s own thick bleach?
Thank you "
It's nicer for people rimming you if you use the floral fragrance one from Sainsburys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely got to be the thick stuff otherwise it'll trickle down your legs before it's had time to work.
Fill an eye bath up and tape it in place (from front to back) with some of that there Duck tape stuff. Leave it on for a few hours while you go about your normal business...job jobbed  |
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"Thanks for the advice everyone. I’ll let you know how it goes"
A step by step pictorial description would be interesting. You could tell us what the nurse in a and e recommends to soothe it too.
P.S. I'd avoid chilli for a week  |
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"Would Domestos be ok for this? Or could I just go for the cheaper Asda’s own thick bleach?
Thank you "
Well I'm not opposed to using the supermarkets own brand myself,I use Tescos for that job and it seems fine to me  |
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STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un! (well, what’s now left of it at least....) |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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I’ve just been doing even more research in this and I can confirm that if you firstly dab the area with soft lint containing a paint thinners for about 5 minutes in an anti-clockwise direction. Allow this to dry naturally. Following this you will need a small artists brush about a 3mm will do make sure the brush is a shed less one as you will not want any loose Brisseld. Now if you get some white hammerite paint and slowly usinig th brush build up a thin lair around the arse hole ! |
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"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un! (well, what’s now left of it at least....)"
Which Cillit Bang? |
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"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un! (well, what’s now left of it at least....)
Which Cillit Bang?"
It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight |
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"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un! (well, what’s now left of it at least....)
Which Cillit Bang?
It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight "
"anus glimmering like the vampires in Twilight.... just made me snortle loudly in the office  |
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"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un! (well, what’s now left of it at least....)
Which Cillit Bang?
It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight "
That's beautiful,I bet you don't want to spoil it now by going for a poop do you  |
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"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un! (well, what’s now left of it at least....)"
We've just been properly laughing out loud about this |
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"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un! (well, what’s now left of it at least....)
Which Cillit Bang?
It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight
"anus glimmering like the vampires in Twilight.... just made me snortle loudly in the office "
Snortle! A combination of snort and chortle? I'm pinching that |
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In yet another of my revolutionary discoveries, I have discerned that inserting Calgon tablets up ones bum serves as an impromptu (and most cost effective) form of colonic irrigation......whilst simultaneously providing a most curious sense of sexual stimulation... |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"In yet another of my revolutionary discoveries, I have discerned that inserting Calgon tablets up ones bum serves as an impromptu (and most cost effective) form of colonic irrigation......whhit simultaneously providing a most curious sense of sexual stimulation... "
And I believe absolutely fantastic if you live in a hard water area. Added bum bonus |
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"In yet another of my revolutionary discoveries, I have discerned that inserting Calgon tablets up ones bum serves as an impromptu (and most cost effective) form of colonic irrigation......whhit simultaneously providing a most curious sense of sexual stimulation...
And I believe absolutely fantastic if you live in a hard water area. Added bum bonus"
As an added benefit, I now fart bubbles boasting a fresh Fabreeze like scent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just been doing even more research in this and I can confirm that if you firstly dab the area with soft lint containing a paint thinners for about 5 minutes in an anti-clockwise direction. Allow this to dry naturally. Following this you will need a small artists brush about a 3mm will do make sure the brush is a shed less one as you will not want any loose Brisseld. Now if you get some white hammerite paint and slowly usinig th brush build up a thin lair around the arse hole !"
you are wicked! Although i was looking at Artist brushes on Ebay yesterday funnily enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please remember preparation is key, you must ensure all clinkers have been removed. Easiest way is to get your very bestest friend to use the jet wash down the local garage and blast those buggers off. If you're quick you can return the favour before the £1 runs out. |
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By *av_55Man
over a year ago
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Try some readybrek And bleach mixed,, paste it on, let it set hard and then chisel off. nice white nippsy and hair free,, two birds ,, one stone,,  |
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"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un! (well, what’s now left of it at least....)
Which Cillit Bang?
It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight
"anus glimmering like the vampires in Twilight.... just made me snortle loudly in the office
Snortle! A combination of snort and chortle? I'm pinching that "
Exactly that!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thought I would update you all.
I'm now out of A&E and I have just purchased a huge tub of aloe vera.
I cant sit down or have a bowel movement for the foreseeable future, farting is also a painful chore and the blisters are giving off a god awful smell.
However, the doctors have told me that there will be minimal scaring and my ring piece will be as white as snow
100% would do again |
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"Thought I would update you all.
I'm now out of A&E and I have just purchased a huge tub of aloe vera.
I cant sit down or have a bowel movement for the foreseeable future, farting is also a painful chore and the blisters are giving off a god awful smell.
However, the doctors have told me that there will be minimal scaring and my ring piece will be as white as snow
100% would do again"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well done PoC. Like they say...no pain no gain. I bet it will glint like a diamond... when all the other issues have cleared up!
You can't beat a bit of hello Vera, you'll be right as rain in no time.
Thinking of doing it myself...is the long-term maintenance easy? |
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A work colleague (yes , really) convinced her then boyfriend to use veet on his downstairs area en mass as she liked the smooth look.
He was taken to hospital with severe burns and had to have dressings changed for a month ( the removal of the first ones made him faint)
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"A work colleague (yes , really) convinced her then boyfriend to use veet on his downstairs area en mass as she liked the smooth look.
He was taken to hospital with severe burns and had to have dressings changed for a month ( the removal of the first ones made him faint)
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I'd imagine that if you want to save some money, you could go for the thin saver bleach and take a loooong bath in it. If you cover any of your body not to be bleached with vaseline, you'll help the focus stay upon your arsehole. If you sit your buttocks upon a raised platform (with a gloryhole type area cut-out in the centre), you will ensure easier access to the target area.
Rinse and repeat until the desired effect is achieved, remembering to display your achievements in changing rooms etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Update, 24 hours after the fact.
The smell from my blisters has gotten so bad, my 15 year old, arthritis ridden dog has somehow jumped the 6 foot garden fence and fucked off to my parents house.
I wasn't supposed to have a bowel movement until my ring piece gained its flexibility again but a craving for prune juice gave me no choice. I am now in lots of pain and think I may have some sort of E-coli like infection.
I'm not sure what it looks like down there, I tried to take a picture but my phone crashed, I'm still deciding if this is coincidence or not.
I am now only 97% sure I would do this again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Update, 24 hours after the fact.
The smell from my blisters has gotten so bad, my 15 year old, arthritis ridden dog has somehow jumped the 6 foot garden fence and fucked off to my parents house.
I wasn't supposed to have a bowel movement until my ring piece gained its flexibility again but a craving for prune juice gave me no choice. I am now in lots of pain and think I may have some sort of E-coli like infection.
I'm not sure what it looks like down there, I tried to take a picture but my phone crashed, I'm still deciding if this is coincidence or not.
I am now only 97% sure I would do this again"
and my tea just went everywhere! Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the one
I remember this . Who was it!?
That weirdo piece of cake
Awwww I liked him 
Just kidding
Not sure if this is an insult or not "
I like both of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the one
I remember this . Who was it!?
That weirdo piece of cake
Awwww I liked him
Just kidding
Not sure if this is an insult or not
I like both of you "
Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the one
I remember this . Who was it!?
That weirdo piece of cake
Awwww I liked him
Just kidding
Not sure if this is an insult or not
I like both of you
Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the one
I remember this . Who was it!?
That weirdo piece of cake
Awwww I liked him
Just kidding
Not sure if this is an insult or not
I like both of you
Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that!
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An FMF with you 2 would be better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the one
I remember this . Who was it!?
That weirdo piece of cake
Awwww I liked him
Just kidding
Not sure if this is an insult or not
I like both of you
Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that!
An FMF with you 2 would be better "
We’d destroy you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is the one
I remember this . Who was it!?
That weirdo piece of cake
Awwww I liked him
Just kidding
Not sure if this is an insult or not
I like both of you
Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that!
An FMF with you 2 would be better
We’d destroy you "
Wouldn't be the first time I've told that. And I'm still here |
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