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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I had to change my coffee to a Starbucks this morning due to weather. Fucking abysmal coffee . What is the best or worst coffees you've had ( shop wise ) ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best at the moment is McDonald's.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Best at the moment is McDonald's."

Have to agree with you, although Costa flat white is good

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By *nlovedpaulMan  over a year ago

stone


"Best at the moment is McDonald's."

Really? I wouldn’t have guessed that.... better go and check it out myself!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple  over a year ago

North Notts

McDonald’s skinny latte with an expresso added

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Best at the moment is McDonald's."

It's certainly the hottest, but once you get halfway through the bitterness turns your mouth inside out! Costa everyday for me!

Peach x

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

A decaf americano in a small independent near us. It was genuinely undrinkable.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yes I gotta say McDonald's coffee is the best , and for the price you can't beat it .

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By *hips n FursMan  over a year ago

Huddersfield

Nescafe gold all the way,some may laugh,but I wasn't laughing when I realised my daily Costa was costing me £600 a year.

FUCK THAT.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Yes I gotta say McDonald's coffee is the best , and for the price you can't beat it ."

They're starting to do a flat white I think i saw too. Waitrose free coffee is pretty good!!

The worst would be all those years of bitter, weak, overbrewed kona coffee they used to serve all over the UK - we only ever got a decent cup when we went to France!! That or the overpriced Starbucks I bought in the motorway with NO discernable taste of coffee!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Best at the moment is McDonald's."

Worst coffee I’ve ever had the misfortune to drink, I actually spat it back into the cup but that was about eight years ago and it wasn’t bastardised with frothy sweet milk.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Nescafe gold all the way,some may laugh,but I wasn't laughing when I realised my daily Costa was costing me £600 a year.

FUCK THAT."

Ah yes, Nescafé, the baby killer company.

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Best at the moment is McDonald's."

Your tastebuds must be dead then

It’s like soil in a paper cup

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By *arksMan  over a year ago

in the centre


"Best at the moment is McDonald's.

Your tastebuds must be dead then

It’s like soil in a paper cup "

That's cuz it was ground that morning .......boom boom

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes I gotta say McDonald's coffee is the best , and for the price you can't beat it .

They're starting to do a flat white I think i saw too. Waitrose free coffee is pretty good!!

The worst would be all those years of bitter, weak, overbrewed kona coffee they used to serve all over the UK - we only ever got a decent cup when we went to France!! That or the overpriced Starbucks I bought in the motorway with NO discernable taste of coffee!! "

That's exactly how I described my coffee this morning . How anyone can drink their coffee astounds me ..It's like drinking sewage !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vending machine coffee even from a Costa one

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By *eviantdeliteWoman  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Best at the moment is McDonald's.

Your tastebuds must be dead then

It’s like soil in a paper cup "

God yes! Totally agree.....I think that people believe because it is cheap it is actually okay! Ewwww

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

One that’s actually a Yorkshire tea lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not from a shop as such. But in the supermarkets try a coffee called rocket fuel. It's vile. But it don't half give you a buzz

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Had a cheap shop own brand once. Terrible. Stick to Nescafe gold blend. If I am out, usually have a cup of tea at a small shop. Never starbucks or costa (packet).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't drink any coffee I love the smell but hate the taste, but a few at work have said how that McDonald's coffee is pretty good now. But people spend a fortune on it at work, we have a Costa coffee cart and some people spend £10 a day every day!!

Ginger

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Best at the moment is McDonald's.

Your tastebuds must be dead then

It’s like soil in a paper cup

That's cuz it was ground that morning .......boom boom "

What on “Earth” are you grinding on about

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I've had coffee with chicory before it's vile

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

What makes us laugh is that people moan about the price of a pint but are willing to pay more for a coffee

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Yes I gotta say McDonald's coffee is the best , and for the price you can't beat it .

They're starting to do a flat white I think i saw too. Waitrose free coffee is pretty good!!

The worst would be all those years of bitter, weak, overbrewed kona coffee they used to serve all over the UK - we only ever got a decent cup when we went to France!! That or the overpriced Starbucks I bought in the motorway with NO discernable taste of coffee!! That's exactly how I described my coffee this morning . How anyone can drink their coffee astounds me ..It's like drinking sewage !!"

I was so angry - I went for large and it cost a fortune too! If I hadnt have been going North at 70mph I'd have taken it back and demanded a refund!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One that’s actually a Yorkshire tea lol"

Failing that....Betty's do a lovely latte...be it a little expensive compared to my own lidl beans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What makes us laugh is that people moan about the price of a pint but are willing to pay more for a coffee "

I only drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flat White from Ouseburn Coffee concession in Fenwick's is great. They have a proper cafe somewhere too. I used to like Pink Lane Coffee but it is weak as fuck every time I go now.

Starbucks tastes awful. Over roasted to try and disguise the fact they are too stingy with the weight of, or quality of, the coffee beans used.


" Costa flat white is good "

Agreed. Because it tastes like a latte should, whilst their latte doesn't

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton

Blenders in town. Beats starbucks/costas overpriced shite any day :D

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Well our dog would says Kenko smooth, because the moment that is in the cup with water add, he's going nuts to see his mumma lol. He really does wake up and smell the coffee

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

Worst ever coffee is a Fab coffee meet when they don’t turn up. It has happened in the past.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Never got into this coffee thing, am I missing something or should I stick with a nice mug of tea or hot chocolate ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never got into this coffee thing, am I missing something or should I stick with a nice mug of tea or hot chocolate ?

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Your missing out on good coffee. Your missing nothing from the vast majority of offerings in chains.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

loving McDonald's coffee

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By *rank n BettyCouple  over a year ago

Not meeting

I had 2 cups at St Andrews gold coure last week. It was disgusting but I was so cold I drank it.

B x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any coffee when I have the kids with me is the worst...as I can’t relax and enjoy it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Blenders in town. Beats starbucks/costas overpriced shite any day :D "
Haha I've not been in there yet but I've seen it . Have to try it . If it's shit I'll just blame you Shortie

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

Mc Donald’s do the worst for me.

Loving a bit of cafe Nero Cortados at the moment.

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Blenders in town. Beats starbucks/costas overpriced shite any day :D Haha I've not been in there yet but I've seen it . Have to try it . If it's shit I'll just blame you Shortie "

At a quid a cup, you won't be disappointed :D

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By *avebi48Man  over a year ago

Lordswood

When I used to travel a lot, bought a couple of packs of a coffee that self-heated, think may have been the Nes brand but was a long while ago. YUKKK never got hot enough and tasted awful. Don't see that around anymore thankfully, wonder why

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Blenders in town. Beats starbucks/costas overpriced shite any day :D Haha I've not been in there yet but I've seen it . Have to try it . If it's shit I'll just blame you Shortie

At a quid a cup, you won't be disappointed :D"

On your head be it

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees

A little independent near me serves Illy. Their Americano is constantly delicious, among the best I have ever tasted.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Never got into this coffee thing, am I missing something or should I stick with a nice mug of tea or hot chocolate ?

Your missing out on good coffee. Your missing nothing from the vast majority of offerings in chains."

I planned to give it a go years ago and think I even started a fab thread on what to try but never got around to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The chains are uniformly crap. Cheapest beans they can source either over-roasted and bitter or bland and weak. Find a decent independent shop that roasts their own and discover that coffee is as varied as wine. And learn to make it properly at home.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Our fave is Nero’s never had a bad Americano or cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Worst ive had was from Subway, think its made from broken warehouse fire damaged pallets

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Worst ive had was from Subway, think its made from broken warehouse fire damaged pallets "
Haha that bad hey ??

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Nestle Birds

Will never forget being given this by a customer then desperately trying to find somewhere to dump it without them seeing me.

Total Chicory grossness!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Greggs latte is amazing..and they chuck a bacon roll in all for £2.80 win win

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Greggs latte is amazing..and they chuck a bacon roll in all for £2.80 win win "

its expensive by you then

£2.00 here for a Bacon roll and a Latte or £2.25 with an extra topping (omlette or sausage)

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Sadly, I've had lots of bad coffee. Hard to name the worst but have to say I don't like McDonald's at all.

The best coffee I've had recently, is at a cafe in town called Cafe Indiependent. Love it.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Greggs latte is amazing..and they chuck a bacon roll in all for £2.80 win win "

And probably deep fry both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Worst coffee ever is the 1 ever time I tried it; I nearly spat it out, as I only drink tea, and the person I was at there place drank coffee. The stuff is fucking disgusting.

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Greggs latte is amazing..and they chuck a bacon roll in all for £2.80 win win

And probably deep fry both "

In fairness they don't and their Latte's are great value compared to the main chains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Best at the moment is McDonald's."

Toffee latte is awesome! I've gained 4st this year drinking those.

I haven't braved a 'normal' McD's coffee for over a year, it used to be vile. I needed 6 milks and 3 sugars in it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best is our house after a bit of fun ask our friends lol by the way it’s a tassimo . Always happy to prove it so come over lol

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By *eltonmanMan  over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

worst coffee I've had lately was out of Wetherspoons new self-help coffee machines.

Wouldn't touch starbucks, Costas arent too bad.

Best ive had is in a local cafe that opened a few weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A few weeks ago I found a crappy little cafe while out walking and went in as I wanted to use their loo....the guy was a class A ring piece telling me I had to buy something to use said loo so I ordered a coffee went to loo almost fell down the stairs well dangerous the coffee was disgusting toi could stand yer spoon on it and I was shaking for hours after drinking or plus a little cup cost me £2.50!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Starbucks Latte - surely an invaluable aid if I ever I should feel the curious need to want to puke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've only ever had one cup of coffee that I found genuinely undrinkable. It came from a burger van.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Camp Coffee. Vile stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here's a thought.. make your own bloody coffee !!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"Nescafe gold all the way,some may laugh,but I wasn't laughing when I realised my daily Costa was costing me £600 a year.

FUCK THAT."

It Costa lota..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mcdonalds coffee is

Costa hazelnut latte

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Go to an independent folks. The coffee will be better, they pay their taxes and you're supporting a small business

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Costa flat white is ok ??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"I've had coffee with chicory before it's vile"

Camp?

I'll drink most but frequent small outlets that I know have fantastic coffee.

The worst has to be the dives that used to throw in whatever instant coffee they used, coupled with some cheap UHT milk.

I won't buy Nestle stuff on principle and generally drink tea at home. A flask is worth it, to take when traveling, so you know the ground coffee you have is of good quality.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

McDonalds coffee is great value and incredibly good taste.. anybody know their supplier?

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By *iversong321Woman  over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

Costa coconut vanilla latte. Delish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nescafe gold blend

Love a nice covfefe though

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"McDonalds coffee is great value and incredibly good taste.. anybody know their supplier? "

Look under waste collection, they will be in there somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"McDonalds coffee is great value and incredibly good taste.. anybody know their supplier?

Look under waste collection, they will be in there somewhere! "

Errmm easy if you just tell me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All of it. Coffee is rank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rijo machine coffee is rank but their mocha is passable.

I had another branded machine one in a pub this morning which was THE worst I've ever had, cappuccino the color of soil, tasted foul and the foam was loose and dispersed quickly.

You can't beat my 'local' independent place. I travel a 12 mile round trip for their coffee, never had a cup to match it up or down the country, independent, chain or machine.

Honest I'm not a coffee snob.

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple  over a year ago

Kings Hill

I used to drink coffee from Costa all of the time until I discovered Nescafé Azera Americano and now I just make my own! It’s good coffee! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The coffee in Royal Navy issue ration packs (aka Pusser’s Dust) is by far and away the most gopping excuse for coffee known to man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dolce gusto cafe au lait

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By *queekyCheesyCouple  over a year ago

newark

Kenco... 1 spoonful, in a cup.. with hot water and milk.

None of this expensive fancy shit that tastes so dissimilar to the coffee that we drank before costa etc I'm not even sure it's related

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The coffee in Royal Navy issue ration packs (aka Pusser’s Dust) is by far and away the most gopping excuse for coffee known to man. "

I think it's meant to keep you in a fighting mood

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By *elly39devonCouple  over a year ago

tavistock

Starbucks the worst, I thought costa was ok but last cup I had was awful, I think they dont bother with the coffee.

We were staying in a hotel last week and I said could I have a strong coffee and the guy said have an americano with 3 exspresso shots it was great. I dont suppose costa will do that for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Worse coffee was Americano at Costa.Very bitter & too strong. Usually have Mocha which seems to vary from Costa shop to shop.

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By *i1971Man  over a year ago

Cornwall

Have had a few cups from cafe Nero recently & have been very nice. At home I've been buying freshly ground from a local independent shop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The coffee in Royal Navy issue ration packs (aka Pusser’s Dust) is by far and away the most gopping excuse for coffee known to man.

I think it's meant to keep you in a fighting mood "

Fighting with the idiots who were brazen enough to label it ‘coffee’.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It seems to depend on where I go. Some branches of the same brand appear to have different quality.

As a rule of thumb, Costa is persistently good taste and quality. Nero is mostly decent, but I've had such varied experience from different Starbucks. The one that was local to me used to be my favourite place for coffee, but a lot of the other outlets always seemed to make theirs weaker

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I had to change my coffee to a Starbucks this morning due to weather. Fucking abysmal coffee . What is the best or worst coffees you've had ( shop wise ) ?? "

Starbucks coffee is shite! Costa do a ground coffee that's smooth but I mainly use coffee pods from nescafe, Aldi and lor. L'or also sell ground coffee which is nice.

Cork coffee roasters do one called morning growler... it's a toe curler

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I used to drink coffee from Costa all of the time until I discovered Nescafé Azera Americano and now I just make my own! It’s good coffee! X"

I like this too,if I have to go instant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nescafé instant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

could always buy a flask , they do nice little stainless steel ones , make your own and save 150 quid a month if you spend a fiver a day on coffee out and about.

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