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"What's the stupidest thing you've done to get the attention of someone you like?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was playing kiss chase after this boy and ran into a door
Ended up with a MASSIVE black eye and he worshiped me for the rest of primary school after that  |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
I thought I'd turn up early at this address... got myself mentally prepared as I presented myself naked to the young lady.
Plan foiled as everyone else had the same idea - I was in Chams! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was ogling a girl walking down the street giving it the old cool swagger and smile.... and walked straight into a lamppost! She laughed her tits off but I got her number.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Was ogling a girl walking down the street giving it the old cool swagger and smile.... and walked straight into a lamppost! She laughed her tits off but I got her number. "
and you never bloody phoned!!  |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"u threatened to cut my balls off  i did not!!! i offered to give them a make over with a cut throat razor- Totally different! "
You wanted to borrow my rusty hacksaw......
Who did you threaten with that??? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"u threatened to cut my balls off i did not!!! i offered to give them a make over with a cut throat razor- Totally different!
You wanted to borrow my rusty hacksaw......
Who did you threaten with that??? "
Total lies i tell ya! |
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I farted the theme tune to Coronation Street… well he was from up north.
He wasn’t impressed… his head was turned by another woman who whistled the theme tune to Knight Rider through her left nostril whilst holding a set of red LED’s in her mouth…. she had all the kit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fell off my bike so he would come rushing over.. I was 12 at the time.. he was 18.. he laughed and said the mucky look suited me..
Ohhhhh how little did he know..
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met a girl on holiday, got up at 5 am to make a message out of stones on the beach and persuaded her to come for a early morning walk at 6.30 only to find the message destroyed by the tide and under 2 feet of water DOH !! |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
Not actually me, but it's stupidity warrants a mention on here...
Next door to us was a family with a 14 year old girl. One guy who obviously desired her attention went up and down the road, breaking off car arials. He used them to spell out her name on her front lawn!   |
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....Come on, I was young and in LUST!! LOL
