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Job Titles and what they really mean
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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just looking at our local rag mag online and there was a section on 8 highlighted jobs to apply for, one being at Subway as a “Sandwich Artist”, just made me giggle a bit, what job titles have you seen that has been made up to glamourise the actual position making it far more attractive than it actually is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One of my clients has a “customer interface executive” sat at the entrance to their office.
I’m pretty boring and call mine a receptionist. "
hahahaha brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Autocad design technician...
Adult dot to dot basically.
If you really believe that you a very scant understanding of CAD or Engineering Design "
Hi It was basically a joke, thats my Job title.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Autocad design technician...
Adult dot to dot basically.
If you really believe that you a very scant understanding of CAD or Engineering Design
Hi It was basically a joke, thats my Job title...."
What's the starting salary? I did a Captin America dot to dot yesterday... it went well into triple figures. I can bring it the job interview? Sounds a piece of piss;) I coloured inside the lines too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Capability & Competence Consultant.
I've no idea what it means either
Interestingly I’d trust you to do a very capable and competent job  "
And you'd be correct! |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
Officially.. Regional facilities coordinator
Unofficially... Woman of all trades, on call almost constantly and does all the stuff no one knows how to deal with..
Reality.. often found pulling hair out in frustration
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Officially.. Regional facilities coordinator
Unofficially... Woman of all trades, on call almost constantly and does all the stuff no one knows how to deal with..
Reality.. often found pulling hair out in frustration
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you are WONDER woman  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Officially.. Regional facilities coordinator
Unofficially... Woman of all trades, on call almost constantly and does all the stuff no one knows how to deal with..
Reality.. often found pulling hair out in frustration
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you're here and I wonder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have a Solutions Architect in work, which is basically a Project Manager. Project Managers are basically people with no expert knowledge but are good at bullshit, spreadsheets, getting updates, claiming glory and assigning blame when something goes wrong |
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