He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....
... grinning maniacally he shouts..
" HERE'S MARTIN!" |
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"He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....
... grinning maniacally he shouts..
" HERE'S MARTIN!""
Martin ?? Nah ... You sure? Doesn't sound right to me .... Hereeeees Marrrrrtin??? Nah Yeah ..shut up .. Kettle ... now |
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"He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....
... grinning maniacally he shouts..
" HERE'S MARTIN!"
Martin ?? Nah ... You sure? Doesn't sound right to me .... Hereeeees Marrrrrtin??? Nah Yeah ..shut up .. Kettle ... now "
Well, he said "Here's Johnny!!", but my names.... oh never mind... I'll put the kettle on then shall I? |
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"He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....
... grinning maniacally he shouts..
" HERE'S MARTIN!"
Martin ?? Nah ... You sure? Doesn't sound right to me .... Hereeeees Marrrrrtin??? Nah Yeah ..shut up .. Kettle ... now
Well, he said "Here's Johnny!!", but my names.... oh never mind... I'll put the kettle on then shall I?"
Sounds like a safe sex meet. No milk.... earl grey if poss ...ta x |
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"He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....
... grinning maniacally he shouts..
" HERE'S MARTIN!"
Martin ?? Nah ... You sure? Doesn't sound right to me .... Hereeeees Marrrrrtin??? Nah Yeah ..shut up .. Kettle ... now
Well, he said "Here's Johnny!!", but my names.... oh never mind... I'll put the kettle on then shall I?
Sounds like a safe sex meet. No milk.... earl grey if poss ...ta x "
Dont you get it?
I am the Overlord of Darkness...
The Destroyer of Threads...
The Annihilator of (erm) the Pompous
The Prince of (erm) Posts..
The... erm.. the... oh shit!
Earl Grey you said wasnt it?  |
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"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.
You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx "
Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!
You can go right off someone you know!  |
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"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.
You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx
Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!
You can go right off someone you know! "
think she may have meant gimp not chimp  |
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"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.
You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx
Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!
You can go right off someone you know!
think she may have meant gimp not chimp "
Gimp? Nah, leather aint a good look for me lol!! |
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"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.
You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx
Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!
You can go right off someone you know!
think she may have meant gimp not chimp
Gimp? Nah, leather aint a good look for me lol!!"
ah ok then,that means am still on yer crimbo card list then |
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"Here's martin? oooh! scary!
Nah, I aint scary.... you bounced up and down on my lap so you know I am a harmless puppy dog really!!"
Yes I borrowed your knee as a seat but it was all those demonic growling noises you made that made me reach for the crucifix  |
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"Here's martin? oooh! scary!
Nah, I aint scary.... you bounced up and down on my lap so you know I am a harmless puppy dog really!!
Yes I borrowed your knee as a seat but it was all those demonic growling noises you made that made me reach for the crucifix "
Growling? no hun, I was moaning lol.... that leather thingy was having an effect on me!! |
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"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.
You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx
Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!
You can go right off someone you know!
think she may have meant gimp not chimp
Gimp? Nah, leather aint a good look for me lol!!
ah ok then,that means am still on yer crimbo card list then"
Oh yes, will be delivered in person, when I come for Xmas dinner lol! |
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you sods....thats why i dreamt about the shining last night..I couldnt think why it had popped into my head...just remembered I read this post yesterday lol... |
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