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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so imagine there's a big giant extraterrestrial humanoid woman. I mean legs the size of the tallest skyscraper. She's making a rest stop on earth and has decided that she's going to destroy us all if we don't figure out how to give her a good orgasm and sent her on her giant way. Her hoo haa is about the length of the Lincoln Tunnel and width of a football stadium.
What creative ways can you save the planet if you were elected to solve the issue? You can do a male version alien if you like. Save us!  |
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I propose a crane mounted, thoroughly lubed wrecking ball swung slightly to and fro over her gargantuan clitoris might provide the requisite satisfaction she yearns for in order to save humanity; Have faith fellow earthlings....with this ingenious plan implemented, we may yet be saved!  |
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"I propose a crane mounted, thoroughly lubed wrecking ball swung slightly to and fro over her gargantuan clitoris might provide the requisite satisfaction she yearns for in order to save humanity; Have faith fellow earthlings....with this ingenious plan implemented, we may yet be saved! "
Wrecking Balls are usually very slow. How fast will this wrecking ball swing? Will she get bored and fed up waiting for a damn wrecking ball to hit once every 10 seconds. She'll destroy us. I'm appalled at how little regard you show for our lives. |
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