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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

It’s that time of year again. Slush and filth and last minute petrol station roses.

What better way to celebrate than penning a poem to the object of your desire? So, fabbers, write a poem to your secret crush, the lamppost you piss on, your fridge or anything else and message us.

On the 14th we’ll post them in a dedicated thread for the world to see. You can let us know if you want your username added and also if you want to name check the person you are writing about.

We are also offering the option for us to send it on to the person first before posting in the thread. Again, you have the choice of letting them know it was you that sent it.

Please remember forum rules so refrain from personal attacks in haiku form

Get scribbling all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should we say when we’ve messaged you to keep this ‘bumped’ near the top?

Although that might give away the anonymity of it all, hey?

Anyway here’s mine:

Poppys are red

Violets are blue

Swing is my man-crush

But he’s shacked up with you

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Should we say when we’ve messaged you to keep this ‘bumped’ near the top?

Although that might give away the anonymity of it all, hey?

Anyway here’s mine:

Poppys are red

Violets are blue

Swing is my man-crush

But he’s shacked up with you

"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Should we say when we’ve messaged you to keep this ‘bumped’ near the top?

Although that might give away the anonymity of it all, hey?

Anyway here’s mine:

Poppys are red

Violets are blue

Swing is my man-crush

But he’s shacked up with you

"

Aw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aw this is so exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm crap a poetry

Coffee.

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman  over a year ago

Swindon

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tony Hawks pro skater 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Please don't wink

So I can get in the pink

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By *tonMessCouple  over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Roses ae straight

Violets are twisted

Bend over love

You're about to get fisted

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you

"

I really like that one

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By *or Fox SakeCouple  over a year ago

Thornaby

My love is like a red red rose

Let's shag your mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not that time AGAIN the slushy I'm on a sex site doing NSA love poems ok

On here did a lady I see

She had breasts right down to her kneez

She had a mummy tummy

But a real tight bummy

I said would you fancy a fumble

She said and some rough and tumble

I said of course you'll get what you're given

I said hey you're going to be ridden

So we met in the park

Outside she did bark

I said yes its so sunny

So now make me cummy

She got to work she sucked and she sucked

I tucked and I tucked

Then out come my cream

Oh I'm living the dream

I'm in love

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By *itch and TwatCouple  over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

And so is the film,

I’d like to star in with you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I went to an Indian takeaway

They used to be cheap now wow do you pay

She wanted vindaloo

I said oooooooo woohoo

I had a chicken tikka

I spilt some on my dick

She went down for a lick

Her bum cheeks parted

Oh my then she farted

It was such a stink

I threw up in the sink

I gave her roses they were pink

And I got a sexy wink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I met a beautiful woman called ginger

She was a really good singer

We got on so well

She made me swell

You met eachother a lot

She was to be fair hot

I developed feelings for her

I asked did she concur

She said no now fuck off

I said Awwwww that's really sad

Did you think she was bad

I'm now with a lady called Wanda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are red

Daffodils are red

Help, I've had a terrible gardening accident

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are red

Daffodils are red

Help, I've had a terrible gardening accident"

lol you're good at this at least you tried

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I met a girl from fab

We drove off in a cab

We had NSA for weeks

Oh I did love her neeeps

Thought this would be for keeps

Now ever day I weeps

Her veris show so many others

And some were my brothers

I loved her though

But now I've nothing to show

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm no good at poems but will put thinking cap on

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By *itch and TwatCouple  over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I'm no good at poems but will put thinking cap on "

Thinking bra?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

All wonderful additions ladies and gents

Not quite what we had in mind though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I met young lass from Fabs

That bitch she gave me some crabs

Now I feel silly

With a very itchy willy

But I won’t disclose her username in the interests of site user confidentiality...

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By *itch and TwatCouple  over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I met young lass from Fabs

That bitch she gave me some crabs

Now I feel silly

With a very itchy willy

But I won’t disclose her username in the interests of site user confidentiality... "

It definitely wasn’t Bitch...I’m almost certain it wasn’t Bitch...it probably wasn’t Bitch...oh fuck it, where’s the crab powder?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I met young lass from Fabs

That bitch she gave me some crabs

Now I feel silly

With a very itchy willy

But I won’t disclose her username in the interests of site user confidentiality...

It definitely wasn’t Bitch...I’m almost certain it wasn’t Bitch...it probably wasn’t Bitch...oh fuck it, where’s the crab powder?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All wonderful additions ladies and gents

Not quite what we had in mind though "

you wanted let's face the music and dance

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

We have our first official entries for 2018

Don’t be shy people

Let’s see some verse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue

This makes no sense.

Microwave.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'll have a go

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

I got a charming one from a member of the STP

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a boner

So what are you going do?

I did absolutely nothing because I never figured out who wrote such an epic sonnet

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I got a charming one from a member of the STP

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a boner

So what are you going do?

I did absolutely nothing because I never figured out who wrote such an epic sonnet "

I’d expect better of Hatter

Clearly not enough tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Does this rag smell of chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have our first official entries for 2018

Don’t be shy people

Let’s see some verse

"

where?

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

Guess what day is soon to be

Where smiling people is all I see

Feeling like they belong with someone

While I wait for whoever will come.

Guess the day that shall be upon us

When dates and love will be all they discuss

While I stand awkwardly to the side

Telling myself it was okay, I'd tried.

Guess the day I most abhor

It aids in my internal war

As I wait for time to pass

I remind myself there not the last.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

I've already posted mine on another thread... But what the hell... Here it is again .

My Secret Valentine

*

I don't love you.

But I love how you make me feel.

*

You're the shiver on my spine.

You're the penitent at my shrine.

My guilty pleasure.

My secret desire.

*

You're the fist in my hair.

You're the hostage to my chair.

My wicked game.

My broken hallelujah.

*

You're the gasp on my neck.

You're the call to my beck.

My maze to wander.

My lips' road to travel.

*

You're the catch in my breath.

You're the moan of little death.

My whisper of passion.

My cry of release.

*

You're the hand spread on my gut.

You're the soft bite on my butt.

My sweet caressing spoon.

My laughing blue moon.

*

I don't love you.

But I love everything you do to me.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"We have our first official entries for 2018

Don’t be shy people

Let’s see some verse

where? "

Explanation in the OP

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Oh my love is like a red, red rose..

All sweetness, never cranky..

My willy though, would frighten you..

I can use it for a hanky!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I met a beautiful lady here

I think she is sincere

She looks deep in my eyes

And then she sighs

Her lips are cute and red

And yesterday she said

I think you're a lovely man

I want to know if you have plans

I said for me and you

And yes of course I do

We've been seeing eachother years

And when we part theirs tears

You're the sum of all my fears

I think I love you dearly

Awwwwww she was quite clearly

Moved by them two words

I got down on one knee

And said will you have me

As your husband

Yes she said and held my hand

Happy valentines

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a go "

VG, you’ve raised my hopes!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a go

VG, you’ve raised my hopes!! "

Wrong emoji!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've already posted mine on another thread... But what the hell... Here it is again .

My Secret Valentine

*

I don't love you.

But I love how you make me feel.

*

You're the shiver on my spine.

You're the penitent at my shrine.

My guilty pleasure.

My secret desire.

*

You're the fist in my hair.

You're the hostage to my chair.

My wicked game.

My broken hallelujah.

*

You're the gasp on my neck.

You're the call to my beck.

My maze to wander.

My lips' road to travel.

*

You're the catch in my breath.

You're the moan of little death.

My whisper of passion.

My cry of release.

*

You're the hand spread on my gut.

You're the soft bite on my butt.

My sweet caressing spoon.

My laughing blue moon.

*

I don't love you.

But I love everything you do to me."

very good loved it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As I have no Valentine,

I'll be drinking all the wine,

So tired of being all alone,

With Fab on my telephone.

I'll buy myself some fucking flowers!

And shag a random for hours,

How to fill that empty chasm?

A mind bending orgasm?

I can't be arsed actually ..

I think I'll have a cup of tea.

?a pocafuckinghontas production TM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My daughter read me one she found online from a blind boy who was given the task of writing a roses are red poem in class....

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything is black

I can't see

I just thought that the humour at his own situation and the taking the pi$$ out of the teacher's task was hilarious (obviously not funny that the kid is blind, but the poem was pure gold)

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

This is for a very special someone. I am no poet and generally a word mong, so please bear that in mind before you read.

They say why I smile so at work?

They say why I smile so at home?

They ask why I smirk when I drink my tea?

But little do they know what runs through my imagination?

Little do they know of my mind?

There is a certain lady most exquisite

A lady who’s very though warms the soul

Who’s mere name sets my imagination a blaze

This is the reason why smile

This is the reason lust drives me up the wall

She is not always the most behaved of girls

Or the most obedient at first

She tests me, she tries me, she pushes my buttons

She sometimes takes me for shit tea

She brings things out of me that others will never see

But in the end she always makes amends

Her blushing bare cheeks pay the fee

She is a brat, she is a goddess, she is stuff of my dreams

She is insatiable, she is irresistible, she is possibly insane

she is the best drinking buddy a man can have and I’m glad she rides shotgun with me

Her lips feel like haven, Her breasts feel like home

She is the one for me

What more can a man ever need?

So ask me why I smile so?

I will tell you

It is her

She is the one to blame

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman  over a year ago

Here and There

Dear John,

Erm... ah no. I don't want to write one of those.

Poems don't have to rhyme right?

Dear Dick,

My dick, physically, stupidly plus annoyingly so.

My arsehole, my wanker. Oops SORRY, I mean my Sir.

My phones favourite number to dial.

My sparkly eyed smiler.

My palm twitcher.

My dairylee cheese factory.

My kissing addiction.

My downtime.

My beast, my growler.

My shit at counting, blame shifting, sadistic, funny man.

My drinking buddy, my ale connesiour, my pint matcher.

My fuckit list adventurer companion.

My favourite thing to eat and to taste (after random stranger pub food of course).

My fellow weirdo, my fellow freak.

My safe place.

My inappropriate, naughty, public barring partner in crime.

My loud munching, plate licking, nose picking, shit talking twin.

My philosopher.

My begging inducing enforcer.

My passionate political, union brother.

My spot to lay upon, my snuggler.

My train spotting geek.

My contentment, my comfortable silence.

My Sir.

MINE

YOUR bastard tyre flogger!

Your brat, your girl, YOURS.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

Well that has both given me cause to smile even more and a twitchy hand.

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

Roses are red,

Delivered by the postie,

I want to pull your cunt open,

Like a ham and cheese toastie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're my everything

The air that i breath

Love to have you on my sleeve

The day awakes with your smile

I love you more as each day passes

My friend my lover my confidente

Life without you would be so sad

I cant wait to be a dad

Here's the ring I have for you

Marry me and make us one

Before people notice your bun

No she said you ugly git

You are only one of many

Gotta go to spend a penny

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are red

Roses are thorny

I'll give you a wink

Next time I feel horny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red

Roses are thorny

I'll give you a wink

Next time I feel horny"

you'll be looking like you have a twitch then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My freshly shaved pussy

Is waiting for you....

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By *nlyme1978Man  over a year ago

Somewhere Near You

Roses are Red

Cabbages are green

Open your legs so I can fill you with cream

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By *nlyme1978Man  over a year ago

Somewhere Near You

I love your eyes

I love your hair

But most of all

I love you bare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red ,

Nuts are round .

Skirts are up,

Panties are down .

Belly to belly,

Skin to skin .

When it's stiff,

Stick it in .

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are red

Cacti are weird

Play your cards right

And I'll sit on your beard x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

There's nowt on the telly

If you fuck me right now

My legs will be jelly

*********

Roses are also white

With pricks all around

But play your cards right

You'll have me on the ground

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tulips are purple

Dandelions yellow

Welcome to our sexy bordello

Get your clothes off now

And we will show you how

We fuck and we suck

And run amuck

We love sex its all we do

To us its just lappydo

But tomorrow is valentines day

So we are wanting to say

Love is in the air everytime we look around

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

this Is what I will give you tomorrow,

For Valentine’s Day.

I hope you enjoy it,

As much as I will enjoy,

Giving it to you.

This will not be the lower-case “o”,

Not the sweet, gentle, heavenly,

Soft,

With me in you,

Orgasm.

You know the kind I mean,

With the smile,

Biting lip,

Whimpering,

Certainly not the early morning “o”,

Wound up in the sheets,

Hugging,

Wrapped around each other,

Tenderly and slowly,

Wetly,

Welcoming the new day.

It won’t even be the pounding,

Driving,

Simultaneous,

Climaxing we often enjoy.

No,

Tomorrow will be the,

Screaming, tearing, wailing,

Very upper-case “O”,

(You know the kind),

That begins as a moan,

Becomes almost a groan,

Of physical pain,

Seeking relief,

A weeping cry,

With alternating pointed toes,

And curling feet,

Shaking legs,

And uncontrolled convulsions.

You won’t bite your lips,

Because the arch in your back,

The straining backward of your neck,

The crying of ecstasy driven anguish in your voice,

Will see to that.

Your arms, hands will flail,

Grab at the sheets,

Then at my head,

(I’ll risk the loss of some hair),

As the heaving,

Wriggling,

Writhing,

Wave after wave,

Of screaming,

To this,

Valentine’s Day

Gift,

From me,

To you,

With love,

Wrapped up in lust,

And tied with a ribbon of,

Animalistic rapture.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love you

You are my life

There’s no chance

You’ll be my wife

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

2 poems through PMs at the moment so the thread is going to be a bit Paddington

Anyone else that has poems, send them through and we can make the thread a bit longer

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I love you

You are my life

There’s no chance

You’ll be my wife "

That's so....romantic

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

as a reminder of the other valentines threads

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/357889

the one done by dirty_girl

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474304

and last years done by strawberry

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/603640

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want make love,

To you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you two.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a beau just a few years ago,

we swung and couldn't be happier.

But the lust fell away, she barebacked all day, and my penis is now looking clappier.

We played a long time and it all seemed fine,

but now I am left all alone.

My dilemma is this, it was not that she's missed,

she fucked off and took my smartphone...

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are red

Cows eat clover

I'll get the lube

While you bend over x

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"as a reminder of the other valentines threads

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/357889

the one done by dirty_girl

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474304

and last years done by strawberry

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/603640"

Good work sir

Some belters last year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cock is red

I’ve just shagged your mum

It soon became obvious

She’s come on

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

An old favourite...

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty.

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty.

Don't be mistaken, don't be misled.

I mean on the clothes line, not in my bed

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Might not be popular with everyone, but here goes.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a knife,

Now get in the back of the fucking van.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Might not be popular with everyone, but here goes.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a knife,

Now get in the back of the fucking van."

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm not very impressed

My heels look better on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You have no clue

So I'm the man for you!

Happy valentines day darling!

Getting married is such bondage without the ropes and the collars

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By *inful xWoman  over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Roses are red

The grass is green

That's the best looking penis

I have ever seen

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Poetry isn't my strong point and I'm almost thankful he won't see this but here goes.

I know my humble cottage is not like your house. It's chaotic, messy and it's just like me.

I'm jealous and know I'll never compare. I don't know why I place so much importance on a pile of bricks.

My house will probably never be like yours. Where everything has its place, everything on time. Everything by design.

She is by definition all I should be.

Home though, that is something more than the shell we live in.

It's the reassuring cuddle, the way our fingers lock together.

It's the way you laugh and smile at my rubbish jokes.

It's the naughty glint in your eyes when we flirt and tease.

It's the fireworks when we make love.

It's the power you have over me just from a kiss.

The waves of pleasure when we cum together.

It's the calm we find in the afterglow on a stolen Tuesday afternoon.

It's our bubble, our secret escape.

Home is the feeling of contentment, acceptance and safety . It's feeling, respected, wanted, desired and cared for.

It'our bubble, made with love.

So while my house is modest and my life messy, home is so much more.

Our bubble, our safe space. The vault of moments and memories we have shared.

Our blanket that keeps us warm when it's cold.

It's our secret story that longs to be told.

I know in my head I can't compete, or compare.

I've told myself often you probably don't care.

Your reality .

My reality.

World's apart.

So as you leave with another piece of my heart, please look after it.

It's fragile, it's messy and it's not made of stone.

Handle with care.

Til next time, our bubble waits there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The s are in flower

The weather is sunny

I'd love your penis

All covered in honey

But what would be better

And would create a spark

Is for me to just hop on

And fuck in the dark

But if that's not easy

Then this rhyme's not for you

Just be my funny Valentine

And come join my crew!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The first line should have read w*e*e*d*s but I'm guessing it's a banned word because of the drug connotations

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

We’ve had a grand total of 4 poems

So rather than start a whole thread for those, I’ll just add them here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We’ve had a grand total of 4 poems

So rather than start a whole thread for those, I’ll just add them here "

*sits here patiently for my poem*

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"We’ve had a grand total of 4 poems

So rather than start a whole thread for those, I’ll just add them here

*sits here patiently for my poem*"

I hope you’re comfortable

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

_oxy_minx

Sitting by the window, her eyes gazing through the transparent glass

Her mind lingers, seized by her own lust

In between her thighs, a flame of desire burns wild

Like a wild fire consuming anything in its path

Slowly she rubs her thick moist inner thighs against each other

In desperate attempt to nurse her twitching clitoris bud

Without drawing any attention towards her side

Her lips part, she lets out a gentle sigh

As she feels her nipples stiffen up

They long for even the slightest touch

Of her secret lover’s tongue

How she longs to be at the mercy of his arms

How he viciously tears her soaked undergarment apart

And as he desires he devours her oozing cunt

Her pussy lips have tasted bliss sucking onto his thick dick

How he fondles and nibbles on her pointy nipples

Her clit sizzles on the tip of his tongue, she trembles

Her mind dwells for a while

In fantasies of the explicit scent of his cock

Just as she takes it into her eagerly open mouth

Frantically she sucks until her reward spouts out into her mouth

She has tasted triumph every time she swallowed his cum

Unlike her man she loves how her secret lover can tell just by one look in her eyes

When she wants to be fucked like a slut, her legs spread wide apart like the sky or when she craves it from behind,

butt plugs and cuffs, anyhow he likes she succumbs.

And when she simply just wants to make love

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

DirtyGirl

Look into my eyes stare at me... let me blush

let me smile

let all my hairs stand and body quiver

as if one is in a cold water shower

then kiss the one ....

anyone can take the lead and for wilder ones plead.

slowly unbutton the blouse and she will arouse.

then twirl the tits and finally kiss them

then forget all gentle-manliness

and suck her like you would in a Frenchy

she will quiver shiver and clutch you all over

now you have a stand on... hard on ..

she can see and feel

let her unzip you and as your anaconda darts at her

let her face the attack

and then take it into her upper watery red valley

to suck ...

let her suck till you are about to cummm

often you will cummm.

Then kiss her here and there all over

let your stick regain form

and last much longer

and see it is now much more longer and harder

play a game of 69 then slide over

gowns all fallen

no shirts nor pants

only a watch on your wrist

and a diamond in her ring

stark nude....

Then you will sparkle like a King she a sexy Queen

there should be no distance in between

skin on skin 29 minutes will be over

she will then say now cumMMM wherever

the lower valley is fully open

she'd shiver

as it opens wider and you forcibly enter

the last few strokes would be like shearing her clean

none will know what is happening

the curtains will fall

as you pull each other

then think of again's last lesson

forget you are man and woman

beasts of the forest

reaching an awaited destination

and

you both cummMMMMMM and keep cumMMMMMinginging

and keep cummMMMMMing

till the breath can be heard by no other

as if you two have succumbed

the sexy journey is finally Love

you may later need to

deliver.....

this is what is all you may say

pre-play

some say fore

meaning four

on all fours

on the floors

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

privateparts

i like my coffee milky

i like my coffee sweet

but when i look at privateparts

i come over all weak

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By *xelf787Man  over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

You have a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

and eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We’ve had a grand total of 4 poems

So rather than start a whole thread for those, I’ll just add them here

*sits here patiently for my poem*

I hope you’re comfortable "

I have a tartan flask of coffee and a 100 pack of Jaffa Cakes to keep me going

Will I be waiting long

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"We’ve had a grand total of 4 poems

So rather than start a whole thread for those, I’ll just add them here

*sits here patiently for my poem*

I hope you’re comfortable

I have a tartan flask of coffee and a 100 pack of Jaffa Cakes to keep me going

Will I be waiting long "

You might need more Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We’ve had a grand total of 4 poems

So rather than start a whole thread for those, I’ll just add them here

*sits here patiently for my poem*

I hope you’re comfortable

I have a tartan flask of coffee and a 100 pack of Jaffa Cakes to keep me going

Will I be waiting long

You might need more Jaffa cakes "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Poo

I've got tourettes

Tit wank cunt

Fuck you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

anyone got any jaffa cakes going spare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are Red

Violets are Poo

I've got tourettes

Tit wank cunt

Fuck you x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Lemons are sour

Open your legs

And give me an hour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"anyone got any jaffa cakes going spare "

I'm offering a jaffa cake

And maybe a little more

If Dally would come knocking

On my open door

I'd take him for a coffee

And then see what was said

And if we were really lucky

I'd get him in my bed!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Poetry isn't my strong point and I'm almost thankful he won't see this but here goes.

I know my humble cottage is not like your house. It's chaotic, messy and it's just like me.

I'm jealous and know I'll never compare. I don't know why I place so much importance on a pile of bricks.

My house will probably never be like yours. Where everything has its place, everything on time. Everything by design.

She is by definition all I should be.

Home though, that is something more than the shell we live in.

It's the reassuring cuddle, the way our fingers lock together.

It's the way you laugh and smile at my rubbish jokes.

It's the naughty glint in your eyes when we flirt and tease.

It's the fireworks when we make love.

It's the power you have over me just from a kiss.

The waves of pleasure when we cum together.

It's the calm we find in the afterglow on a stolen Tuesday afternoon.

It's our bubble, our secret escape.

Home is the feeling of contentment, acceptance and safety . It's feeling, respected, wanted, desired and cared for.

It'our bubble, made with love.

So while my house is modest and my life messy, home is so much more.

Our bubble, our safe space. The vault of moments and memories we have shared.

Our blanket that keeps us warm when it's cold.

It's our secret story that longs to be told.

I know in my head I can't compete, or compare.

I've told myself often you probably don't care.

Your reality .

My reality.

World's apart.

So as you leave with another piece of my heart, please look after it.

It's fragile, it's messy and it's not made of stone.

Handle with care.

Til next time, our bubble waits there.

"

That's beautiful and sad all at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"anyone got any jaffa cakes going spare

I'm offering a jaffa cake

And maybe a little more

If Dally would come knocking

On my open door

I'd take him for a coffee

And then see what was said

And if we were really lucky

I'd get him in my bed!!! "

I'll take up the offer,

and knock on your door,

The cakes you can leave as I'm looking for more.

You invite me in,

and beckon me close,

the feel of your kiss,

will be hotter than toast.

To gaze on your beauty,

to admire your smile,

I'd remove all my clothes

and stay for a while.

The bed will be cozy,

your heart will be beating,

I'm hoping that this dalliance isn't fleeting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"anyone got any jaffa cakes going spare

I'm offering a jaffa cake

And maybe a little more

If Dally would come knocking

On my open door

I'd take him for a coffee

And then see what was said

And if we were really lucky

I'd get him in my bed!!!

I'll take up the offer,

and knock on your door,

The cakes you can leave as I'm looking for more.

You invite me in,

and beckon me close,

the feel of your kiss,

will be hotter than toast.

To gaze on your beauty,

to admire your smile,

I'd remove all my clothes

and stay for a while.

The bed will be cozy,

your heart will be beating,

I'm hoping that this dalliance isn't fleeting

"

I'm sitting here blushing

(But that's very nice)

And your little poem

I had to read twice

I'll snuggle up to you

And deepen my kiss

And think for a few hours

This just would be bliss

To feel your touch upon me

To feel your passion arise

No fleeting dalliance

Falling from the skies

I move in much closer

And feel your warm skin on mine

And whisper "Mmmm Dally

We'll soon be entwined"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"anyone got any jaffa cakes going spare

I'm offering a jaffa cake

And maybe a little more

If Dally would come knocking

On my open door

I'd take him for a coffee

And then see what was said

And if we were really lucky

I'd get him in my bed!!!

I'll take up the offer,

and knock on your door,

The cakes you can leave as I'm looking for more.

You invite me in,

and beckon me close,

the feel of your kiss,

will be hotter than toast.

To gaze on your beauty,

to admire your smile,

I'd remove all my clothes

and stay for a while.

The bed will be cozy,

your heart will be beating,

I'm hoping that this dalliance isn't fleeting

I'm sitting here blushing

(But that's very nice)

And your little poem

I had to read twice

I'll snuggle up to you

And deepen my kiss

And think for a few hours

This just would be bliss

To feel your touch upon me

To feel your passion arise

No fleeting dalliance

Falling from the skies

I move in much closer

And feel your warm skin on mine

And whisper "Mmmm Dally

We'll soon be entwined"

"

I can't top that

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By *lexa999Woman  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

As I sit here waiting for your call

Do I give in and just bare my all?

We've played the texting flirty thing

Isn't it about time we started to swing?

For your luscious lips and gorgeous smile,

Your witty charm, I'd travel many a mile

To pull you close and drink you in

Touch you and kiss you, is that a sin?

The excitement is playing in my head

Thoughts of getting you naked in my bed

If you would only agree to meet

I'm sure we could work on that kinky streak

The anticipation of something new

I'd like to be, just one of the few

I wish I could be a more confident woman

To entice you further into my bosom

But how do you say 'I really fancy you'

Without sounding silly or acting a fool.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

Pink Panther46

In our perfect circle

With cuddles and hugs

A future in the making

No Labradors or pugs

Waking each morning

To a real not screen kiss

When I’m away from you

Every atom I’ll miss

Forever for us

Those most simple things

Hand holding, softness

And Haribo Rings

I love you my Pink

And that is the truth

Now come over here

And I’ll lick your foof

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Roses are red

Pink is spam

Come over here

Lick my clam

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Another year passes

Another Valentine's Day is here

The loved up masses

Sound out a cheer

I'm no longer single

still dont care for it

I'm home and won't mingle

Its commercial bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"anyone got any jaffa cakes going spare

I'm offering a jaffa cake

And maybe a little more

If Dally would come knocking

On my open door

I'd take him for a coffee

And then see what was said

And if we were really lucky

I'd get him in my bed!!!

I'll take up the offer,

and knock on your door,

The cakes you can leave as I'm looking for more.

You invite me in,

and beckon me close,

the feel of your kiss,

will be hotter than toast.

To gaze on your beauty,

to admire your smile,

I'd remove all my clothes

and stay for a while.

The bed will be cozy,

your heart will be beating,

I'm hoping that this dalliance isn't fleeting

I'm sitting here blushing

(But that's very nice)

And your little poem

I had to read twice

I'll snuggle up to you

And deepen my kiss

And think for a few hours

This just would be bliss

To feel your touch upon me

To feel your passion arise

No fleeting dalliance

Falling from the skies

I move in much closer

And feel your warm skin on mine

And whisper "Mmmm Dally

We'll soon be entwined"

I can't top that "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Sum of the Parts 

Patrick Winstanley

Some men see women 

As an assemblage of bits

Pretty face, long legs,

Gorgeous arse, fantastic tits.

But I see myself

In a post-feminist role,

I'm not interested

In the bits, only the whole.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The Sum of the Parts 

Patrick Winstanley

Some men see women 

As an assemblage of bits

Pretty face, long legs,

Gorgeous arse, fantastic tits.

But I see myself

In a post-feminist role,

I'm not interested

In the bits, only the whole.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Sum of the Parts 

Patrick Winstanley

Some men see women 

As an assemblage of bits

Pretty face, long legs,

Gorgeous arse, fantastic tits.

But I see myself

In a post-feminist role,

I'm not interested

In the bits, only the hole.

"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red

Pink is spam

Come over here

Lick my clam"

Haha!!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


" Pink Panther46

In our perfect circle

With cuddles and hugs

A future in the making

No Labradors or pugs

Waking each morning

To a real not screen kiss

When I’m away from you

Every atom I’ll miss

Forever for us

Those most simple things

Hand holding, softness

And Haribo Rings

I love you my Pink

And that is the truth

Now come over here

And I’ll lick your foof"

No cats either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red

Pink is spam

Come over here

Lick my clam"

Roses are red

Honey is bee sick

Get out your clam

It’s getting a lick!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To the girl I dream about

I really need to give this shout

I loved every minute I had with you

And happy times were far from few

I loved every minute of it all

As you know I felt ten foot tall

And then I blew it all!

But now I'm back writing this rhyme

And really hoping you'll hear me this time.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

dathuillbastaird

Dathulibastard you are so far away.

What I wouldn't give for just one night.

Let's meet in the middle.

For a fuck and a fiddle.

And go on our way the next day.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

Blanche

My virtual Valentine

I think about you lots

You give me the hots

Like a fine wine

You get better and better

Pop the cork

I like your norks

Let's get wetter

Togever!!!!!

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By *arpePinguisWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I fancy a threesome

With TheHatter and Rubidoux

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Blanche

My virtual Valentine

I think about you lots

You give me the hots

Like a fine wine

You get better and better

Pop the cork

I like your norks

Let's get wetter

Togever!!!!! "

Ooooh, well thank you to whoever this was from!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got a nice poem sent to me private off a fabber .Was lovely and appreciated .Thank you

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


" _oxy_minx

Sitting by the window, her eyes gazing through the transparent glass

Her mind lingers, seized by her own lust

In between her thighs, a flame of desire burns wild

Like a wild fire consuming anything in its path

Slowly she rubs her thick moist inner thighs against each other

In desperate attempt to nurse her twitching clitoris bud

Without drawing any attention towards her side

Her lips part, she lets out a gentle sigh

As she feels her nipples stiffen up

They long for even the slightest touch

Of her secret lover’s tongue

How she longs to be at the mercy of his arms

How he viciously tears her soaked undergarment apart

And as he desires he devours her oozing cunt

Her pussy lips have tasted bliss sucking onto his thick dick

How he fondles and nibbles on her pointy nipples

Her clit sizzles on the tip of his tongue, she trembles

Her mind dwells for a while

In fantasies of the explicit scent of his cock

Just as she takes it into her eagerly open mouth

Frantically she sucks until her reward spouts out into her mouth

She has tasted triumph every time she swallowed his cum

Unlike her man she loves how her secret lover can tell just by one look in her eyes

When she wants to be fucked like a slut, her legs spread wide apart like the sky or when she craves it from behind,

butt plugs and cuffs, anyhow he likes she succumbs.

And when she simply just wants to make love"

Is this from my normal annual admirer? You've gone a bit graphic this year

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By *lub coupleCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

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By *lub coupleCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Roses are red

Violets are blue

long gone are the days

when I'd only fuck you.

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford


" _oxy_minx

Is this from my normal annual admirer? You've gone a bit graphic this year "

of coarse its from the annual admirer/poster of the valentines threads but you did mention your bondage gear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Valentines is over

Hope you got your just desserts

I didn't buy a thing

And so happy its made me sing

The need for roses choccies and champagne

Has become a bloody pain

If you love somebody show it everyday

In things you do and say

Don't just use the very commercial way

Look into her eyes

Caress her big thick thighs

Take her out to restaurants

And other interesting haunts

Make life about you and her

With you she will concur

It's not about one day

It's about everyday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Valentines is over

Hope you got your just desserts

I didn't buy a thing

And so happy its made me sing

The need for roses choccies and champagne

Has become a bloody pain

If you love somebody show it everyday

In things you do and say

Don't just use the very commercial way

Look into her eyes

Caress her big thick thighs

Take her out to restaurants

And other interesting haunts

Make life about you and her

With you she will concur

It's not about one day

It's about everyday "

Aww sweet.... did someone hacked your account?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Valentines is over

Hope you got your just desserts

I didn't buy a thing

And so happy its made me sing

The need for roses choccies and champagne

Has become a bloody pain

If you love somebody show it everyday

In things you do and say

Don't just use the very commercial way

Look into her eyes

Caress her big thick thighs

Take her out to restaurants

And other interesting haunts

Make life about you and her

With you she will concur

It's not about one day

It's about everyday

Aww sweet.... did someone hacked your account? "

now that made me laugh x roses are red violets are blue when I think of fab I need the loo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Valentines is over

Hope you got your just desserts

I didn't buy a thing

And so happy its made me sing

The need for roses choccies and champagne

Has become a bloody pain

If you love somebody show it everyday

In things you do and say

Don't just use the very commercial way

Look into her eyes

Caress her big thick thighs

Take her out to restaurants

And other interesting haunts

Make life about you and her

With you she will concur

It's not about one day

It's about everyday

Aww sweet.... did someone hacked your account? now that made me laugh x roses are red violets are blue when I think of fab I need the loo "

Aaaand he's back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Valentines is over

Hope you got your just desserts

I didn't buy a thing

And so happy its made me sing

The need for roses choccies and champagne

Has become a bloody pain

If you love somebody show it everyday

In things you do and say

Don't just use the very commercial way

Look into her eyes

Caress her big thick thighs

Take her out to restaurants

And other interesting haunts

Make life about you and her

With you she will concur

It's not about one day

It's about everyday

Aww sweet.... did someone hacked your account? now that made me laugh x roses are red violets are blue when I think of fab I need the loo

Aaaand he's back "

don't think I used the roses are red poem did I ?

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