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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What is you Favourite Joke

mine is....

Bought a Bon Jovi sat nav. It keeps telling me I'm halfway there. It's better than the Bonnie Tyler one that kept telling me to turn around And they're both better than the proclaimers sat nav which thought everything was 500 miles away and you had to walk!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have two. Both have me laughing no matter how many times I hear them.

What do ya call a fish with no I's???

A fsh :D

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals??

Fillipe Ferlop :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish!

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

Two gay cowboys one said “yup” the other said “yep”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mick Hucknall from simply red having sex with a rabbit .holding back the ears at the same time as singing bunny's to tight to mention .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two gay cowboys one said “yup” the other said “yep”"

??

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

Think of through, say it out loud

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

My mate asked me today what my ringtone was?...

" I dunno", I said "A light browny colour I should imagine".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two goldfish in a tank... One turns to the other and says "you drive... I'll man the gun!"

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By *eus n EuropaCouple  over a year ago

louth


"Mick Hucknall from simply red having sex with a rabbit .holding back the ears at the same time as singing bunny's to tight to mention ....."

PMSL

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By *awhide69Man  over a year ago

Ayr


"What is you Favourite Joke

mine is....

Bought a Bon Jovi sat nav. It keeps telling me I'm halfway there. It's better than the Bonnie Tyler one that kept telling me to turn around And they're both better than the proclaimers sat nav which thought everything was 500 miles away and you had to walk!"

or the U2 sat nav where the streets hsve no names and I still have'nt found what I'm looking for

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