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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will the DFS sale ever end 
Guru says: Urgghh don't get me started.
As the Mastermind show says...you've started, so you'll finish  "
Guru says: No, it is infantesimal and is not subject to the laws of atrophy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is your favourite part of the penis ?
Guru says.. The entirety.. All bits of Gurus penis are equally delicious.
The guru is truly a wise one."
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?"
Do you eat the crisp when you find it later ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?"
Guru says: Grab bags are sold as such to avoid legal disputes with crispaholics health concerns. a) They know full well you'll eat them on your own. Hmm what's this? A Dorito in my beard? Mhhhhh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?
Do you eat the crisp when you find it later ?"
Guru says: Waste not, want not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?
Do you eat the crisp when you find it later ?
Guru says: Waste not, want not."
It has to be punished for it's attempt to escape. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How can I stop the chocolate chips sinking to the bottom of my muffins? Someone suggested I waited until they were cooked before drilling holes and inserting the chip? Is this correct? "
Guru says: Toss them in a little flour or cake mix first. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?
Do you eat the crisp when you find it later ?
Guru says: Waste not, want not.
It has to be punished for it's attempt to escape."
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