Time for some culture me thinks; Write some poetry for the person above you or else anyone appearing on the thread.
It can be as little as a line or two or (if you can be arsed) a bloody great epic.
You can draw rhyming inspiration from the persons screen name or else anything about them.
Let’s see if there’s any budding Wordsworth’s on FAB  |
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"Nipple pierced and smile so wry
Profile says he's straight not bi
A funky necklace that I spy
Sensuallover seems a nice guy
Not the best poetry, but poetry nevertheless!"
Ligeia hath rendered me all a-swoon,
So pull down thy knickers and flash me a moon(ey)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something I wrote as a heart broken teenager. Despite being so happy with life now my writing still draws on negative emotions. Her always asks why I never draw on positive experiences, but they just don't inspire my writing.
All real and no pretending
She said our love was real, and never ending
My head was green, fresh from the mixer
God only knows why I tried to fix her
She had the mouth and was unrepenting
She had a face, great for pretending
She had the look, dark, mysterious and and slightly offending
God only knows why I tried
I had nothing but aspirations and dreams
Kitchen draw cutlery and living room themes
She wanted money and sparkly stones
Mobile phone mystery and sultry drones
She had the mouth and was unrepenting
She had a face, great for pretending
She had the look, dark, mysterious and and slightly offending
God only knows why I tried |
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Ligeia hath rendered me all a-swoon,
So pull down thy knickers and flash me a moon(ey) "
Sensuallover may be all a-swoon
When he’s in the van it will spell doom.
Ligeias knickers on the floor
Makes a change the filthy whore!
The moon is out and the wolves are howling
Follow me and watch out there’s doggers prowling!
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"
Ligeia hath rendered me all a-swoon,
So pull down thy knickers and flash me a moon(ey)
Sensuallover may be all a-swoon
When he’s in the van it will spell doom.
Ligeias knickers on the floor
Makes a change the filthy whore!
The moon is out and the wolves are howling
Follow me and watch out there’s doggers prowling!
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Shinypants, Shinypants - this van has nice seats,
Let’s lure other Fab’ster’s in by offering them treats! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘‘Twas the night after the super blue blood moon
And a chill was in the air
When Sensualover over Ligeia did swoon
When her arse was bare
And Shinypants the man with the van
Steve’s cat’s eyes shining in the lights
When off the mat on which it sat, it ran
Stealing Ligeia’s fishnet tights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Warks was wishing for a flash of tits
While Adorabella & ReallifeMasseur admired Ligeia’s arse
Warks his wish was granted by Licketysplits
And my poem ran out of stars
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
Ye old witch Doc has cured beyond measure
Including all within his fluid pen sweep
Proving what he likes to do in his moments of leisure
For our delight it's thoughtful and deep
Have I strayed off topic this is sounding like a verification
Resident laureate goes to Doc for sophistication
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now ‘Here’s JillyJohnny’ for their penile injections
‘Open wide’ says Doc ‘and close your eyes’
And lobs out his pulsating erection
But his snake oil misses Jilly’s mouth landing on her thighs |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Oh Madame B there’s no need for such a verification
My poem is just a folly
But if you come over here right now
You can have a suck on this lolly"
As delicious naughty thought's of your flavoursome cock
Run wild in my imagination so dirty
Would you give me a great verification Doc
Would it be ever so flirty
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While Antimatter poured out his heart
About a love lost long ago
Doc let out a huge brain fart
As he wrote this stupid poem"
Back in the day, in times of olde,
Life was hard and favoured the bold,
If you didn't tow the line,
And think with the flock,
You ended up spending some time in the stock,
Veg was a thrown,
Straight at your dome,
All the time wishing you were wanking at home,
No positives were gained,
By this terrible affliction,
Only a fetish for vegetable insertion addiction.
Fuck knows where that came from
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"While the buxom LicketySplits
Sneaked up on Shiney really quick
And releasing her more than ample tits
Smothered his throbbing dick"
The Old Shaman knows
My ample tits have power:
Throbbing dicks expire
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"While the buxom LicketySplits
Sneaked up on Shiney really quick
And releasing her more than ample tits
Smothered his throbbing dick"
The tits were out, the cock was throbbing.
Shiney’s zip undone, Lickety’s head was bobbing.
She licked and sucked, she was getting busy.
Shiney came so hard it made his head dizzy! |
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It may be 6 weeks old but this is the most recent thread and i domt want to start another...
Some of these poems are BRILLIANT ive just had a great chuckle so thankyou.
Heres what i wrote before i found this thread,
Having read yours now im filled with dread haha
Thanks for that,
You absolute twat!
How am i to respond to that?
In my own private space,
Youve just made my heart race.
I can remember how you feel, how you smell, how you taste
In this moment my mind kneels,
Remembering how it feels,
Entering my zone
Its not forced,
It appeals,
I need to shake my mind loose,
Your impact is surreal.
We've set a date...
But ive got a week to wait |
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