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Do YOU think you live in the horniest area ?
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By *ootle OP Couple
over a year ago
Romford, Essex |
OK, bored at work and was thinking who lives in the most 'up for it and horniest' region’ in England.
I counted the number of clubs in the ‘clubs’ section for each area on FAB and then Googled the population for those areas.
Basically, the lower the number means there are more clubs in that area to ‘service’ their local population; for example the East Midlands has 14 clubs and a population of 2.61M that's approximately 1 club:for every 186,000 people.
In order they were:
1:186,000 East Midlands - 14 clubs
1:412,000 North West – 17 clubs
1:445,000 South West - 12 clubs
1:489,000 London - 18 clubs
1:580,000 South East – 15 clubs
1:640,000 West Midlands – 9 clubs
1:642,000 North East – 4 clubs
So, it looks like the East Midlands swingers are the ‘most pampered’ as they keep their population happy with the most clubs.
Worst looked after swinger’s regions (quantity not quality of course) were in the North East quickly followed by the West Midlands (maybe they pop over to their neighbours lol), but these could be the best places for a business opportunity and open up your own swingers club!
Do you think YOU live in the horniest area ?
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By *ootle OP Couple
over a year ago
Romford, Essex |
"North wales certainly needs a decent club. I'm aware there was pennant hall, but I wouldn't have gone there 
We second that!!"
Oh dear, Wales has a population of 3.1 million and only 2 swingers clubs (listed) - sorry but your way down the list at 1:1550.000
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"North wales certainly needs a decent club. I'm aware there was pennant hall, but I wouldn't have gone there
We second that!!
Oh dear, Wales has a population of 3.1 million and only 2 swingers clubs (listed) - sorry but your way down the list at 1:1550.000
Ouch.... "
Luckily we live in the middle of no where and fuck like rabbits at home  |
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By *ootle OP Couple
over a year ago
Romford, Essex |
"North wales certainly needs a decent club. I'm aware there was pennant hall, but I wouldn't have gone there
We second that!!
Oh dear, Wales has a population of 3.1 million and only 2 swingers clubs (listed) - sorry but your way down the list at 1:1550.000
Ouch....
Luckily we live in the middle of no where and fuck like rabbits at home "
Just seen that Pennant Hall closed permanently on January 18th - your new figure is 1:3,100,000....only 1 club to share amongst 3.1 million people.....
We would happily accept invites to Wales - but we ain't moving there lol - keep going at it Angelseyfolk - your flying the sexy flag for your country now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My area is boring and the clubs are miles away. It's not a great place to live as a Swinger. I rarely see parties advertised either.
#don'tmovehereifyouwantlotsofsex
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I live slap bang in the middle of the north west and can get to all of those clubs with in an hour’s drive!
There can be a downside to having so many clubs - on a typical (ie non party) night they can be fairly quiet as with so many clubs the swingers are spread fairly thinly!
In spite of all the choices, though, I tend to go to the same couple of clubs most of the time - and I’m guessing others in areas with lots of clubs do the same!
Must admit I did smile a lot when I became a swinger and saw the number of NW clubs - the North West definitely seems to be horny bastard central!  |
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"I live slap bang in the middle of the north west and can get to all of those clubs with in an hour’s drive!
There can be a downside to having so many clubs - on a typical (ie non party) night they can be fairly quiet as with so many clubs the swingers are spread fairly thinly!
In spite of all the choices, though, I tend to go to the same couple of clubs most of the time - and I’m guessing others in areas with lots of clubs do the same!
Must admit I did smile a lot when I became a swinger and saw the number of NW clubs - the North West definitely seems to be horny bastard central! "
Either that, or cheaper overheads......... |
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"I live slap bang in the middle of the north west and can get to all of those clubs with in an hour’s drive!
There can be a downside to having so many clubs - on a typical (ie non party) night they can be fairly quiet as with so many clubs the swingers are spread fairly thinly!
In spite of all the choices, though, I tend to go to the same couple of clubs most of the time - and I’m guessing others in areas with lots of clubs do the same!
Must admit I did smile a lot when I became a swinger and saw the number of NW clubs - the North West definitely seems to be horny bastard central!
Either that, or cheaper overheads......... "
Are you calling me cheap?  |
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"I live slap bang in the middle of the north west and can get to all of those clubs with in an hour’s drive!
There can be a downside to having so many clubs - on a typical (ie non party) night they can be fairly quiet as with so many clubs the swingers are spread fairly thinly!
In spite of all the choices, though, I tend to go to the same couple of clubs most of the time - and I’m guessing others in areas with lots of clubs do the same!
Must admit I did smile a lot when I became a swinger and saw the number of NW clubs - the North West definitely seems to be horny bastard central!
Either that, or cheaper overheads.........
Are you calling me cheap? "
How could I? We’ve not been on a date yet........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahahaha no certainly not. When I lived in London on the other hand... Not so much about horniness for me as having a good selection of attractive/reliable partners though |
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"I live slap bang in the middle of the north west and can get to all of those clubs with in an hour’s drive!
There can be a downside to having so many clubs - on a typical (ie non party) night they can be fairly quiet as with so many clubs the swingers are spread fairly thinly!
In spite of all the choices, though, I tend to go to the same couple of clubs most of the time - and I’m guessing others in areas with lots of clubs do the same!
Must admit I did smile a lot when I became a swinger and saw the number of NW clubs - the North West definitely seems to be horny bastard central!
Either that, or cheaper overheads.........
Are you calling me cheap?
How could I? We’ve not been on a date yet........"
I’ve only just read your username properly. For ages I thought you were called ‘Doily fun’. Thought you had a thing for napkins with holes in! |
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"I live slap bang in the middle of the north west and can get to all of those clubs with in an hour’s drive!
There can be a downside to having so many clubs - on a typical (ie non party) night they can be fairly quiet as with so many clubs the swingers are spread fairly thinly!
In spite of all the choices, though, I tend to go to the same couple of clubs most of the time - and I’m guessing others in areas with lots of clubs do the same!
Must admit I did smile a lot when I became a swinger and saw the number of NW clubs - the North West definitely seems to be horny bastard central!
Either that, or cheaper overheads.........
Are you calling me cheap?
How could I? We’ve not been on a date yet........
I’ve only just read your username properly. For ages I thought you were called ‘Doily fun’. Thought you had a thing for napkins with holes in! "
Lmao! It was originally 'Doiluvsex', so let your mind wander with that one......... |
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"North wales certainly needs a decent club. I'm aware there was pennant hall, but I wouldn't have gone there
We second that!!
Oh dear, Wales has a population of 3.1 million and only 2 swingers clubs (listed) - sorry but your way down the list at 1:1550.000
Ouch....
Luckily we live in the middle of no where and fuck like rabbits at home
Just seen that Pennant Hall closed permanently on January 18th - your new figure is 1:3,100,000....only 1 club to share amongst 3.1 million people.....
We would happily accept invites to Wales - but we ain't moving there lol - keep going at it Angelseyfolk - your flying the sexy flag for your country now "
We're happy to accept and fly that flag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*Checks club listing for Northern Ireland*
Nope.
*Checks local Updates*
Yep.
Seems that everyone over here is perpetually horny and thanking "you know who you are" or has a meet or wants "sum fun" or is looking forward to the "wkend"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Although the west Midlands is low on your list, I'm pretty spoilt where I am in the West Midlands, I'm within easy driving distance of xtasia and chams!  |
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"Although the west Midlands is low on your list, I'm pretty spoilt where I am in the West Midlands, I'm within easy driving distance of xtasia and chams! "
They’re both great clubs - but I think it’s rubbish that neither let single guys in on a Saturday - ever! Puts me off going as it’s too far to go on a Friday night after work - and I’m not really interested in going if there are no single guys allowed!  |
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By *ootle OP Couple
over a year ago
Romford, Essex |
That's a good point, many clubs are couples only on Saturday nights.
But unfortunatly if it was changed then many couples would be in the same situation as you find youself
From a business standpoint If the club's changed their format they run the risk of upsetting their couples clientele, they could argue that this could have an effect on revenue and loss of valuable couples attendance.
So I'm afraid it seems that single guys are between a rock and a hardplace |
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