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Important beautifying advice for women
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Spunk, jizz, cock snot, baby batter. It goes by many names but perhaps you're not aware that it's loaded with retinol, hyaluronic acid and vitamin E to name but a few.
Not only that but the word serum was originally a typo for what you lovely ladies should be spreading on your faces to make yourselves even more beautiful.
This is all true, scout's honour and i'm sure any man will confirm this. Why on earth would i lie to you?
So next time you're in Boots don't waste your hard earned cash on expensive 'remedies', give me a call instead.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I agree with this. Have been receiving generous applications of it for years and still have barely any wrinkles!  "
Having just checked your gorgeous pictures i can confirm a definite absence of wrinkles.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So did Cleopatra bathe in milk and honey or .......... eeewww  "
That's alot of wanking, makes you wonder how they found time to build all those pyramids.  |
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"I agree with this. Have been receiving generous applications of it for years and still have barely any wrinkles!
Having just checked your gorgeous pictures i can confirm a definite absence of wrinkles. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I agree with this. Have been receiving generous applications of it for years and still have barely any wrinkles!
Having just checked your gorgeous pictures i can confirm a definite absence of wrinkles.
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The good doctor knows his Allium. |
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