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...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?
It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it |
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"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?
It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it"
Only if I can wear clogs and a shower cap...or is that a step too far... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you? "
The thought of two women shouting at me might cause two much mental pressure to the job on hand.
But since I’m not married you’re welcome to shout at me on your own |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?
It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it
Only if I can wear clogs and a shower cap...or is that a step too far..."
As long as they’re not crocs |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you?
The thought of two women shouting at me might cause two much mental pressure to the job on hand.
But since I’m not married you’re welcome to shout at me on your own "
I frequently do  |
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"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?
It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it"
Only if you sing it in the style of Mariah Carey |
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"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?
It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it"
Can I play a banjo accompaniment to this fine sight?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?
It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it
Can I play a banjo accompaniment to this fine sight? "
Let me test the waters first. Don’t want this request to be too weird |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you?
The thought of two women shouting at me might cause two much mental pressure to the job on hand.
But since I’m not married you’re welcome to shout at me on your own
I frequently do "
 and I love it when you do |
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"I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you?
The thought of two women shouting at me might cause two much mental pressure to the job on hand.
But since I’m not married you’re welcome to shout at me on your own "
I thought I’d missed the wedding invitation for a minute |
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