Clairvoyance, extra-sensory perception, precognition; are such alleged preternatural powers real?
.....Bugger knows but let’s find out with this ingenuous test which I just came up with whilst sitting on the bog. The rules are very simple; Concentrate hard and make a statement regarding the person BELOW you in the thread. The subsequent person has to reveal if said statement is true or false before issuing a statement about the next person. Statements can be as serious or as funny as you like and if you are proven correct in yours, then don’t forget to give yourself a big pat on the back - congratulations - you are officially psychic!
Clever isn’t?
Erm....well more like a complete pile of shit and a veritable insult to the scientific method but let’s do it anyway.
So....I shall get the ball rolling:
The person below me is secretly, sexually aroused by Kim Jong-un’s hair cut......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clairvoyance, extra-sensory perception, precognition; are such alleged preternatural powers real?
.....Bugger knows but let’s find out with this ingenuous test which I just came up with whilst sitting on the bog. The rules are very simple; Concentrate hard and make a statement regarding the person BELOW you in the thread. The subsequent person has to reveal if said statement is true or false before issuing a statement about the next person. Statements can be as serious or as funny as you like and if you are proven correct in yours, then don’t forget to give yourself a big pat on the back - congratulations - you are officially psychic!
Clever isn’t?
Erm....well more like a complete pile of shit and a veritable insult to the scientific method but let’s do it anyway.
So....I shall get the ball rolling:
The person below me is secretly, sexually aroused by Kim Jong-un’s hair cut......
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Omg that's uncanny!
The person below me is supposed to be working. |
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"That's true I am XXX
The person below me is having lunch xx"
Wow.. Amazing was just thinking of having lunch. Person below me is posting to this forum... |
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over a year ago
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"That's true I am XXX
The person below me is having lunch xx"
Should be having lunch but decided against it 
The person below me is thinking about a certain someone 
P x |
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"That's true I am XXX
The person below me is having lunch xx
Nope only have breakfast
Person below me will have a willy"
Sorry. I have one, but it's not attached to me.
person below will be looking for cougars. |
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The person below will have been on a journey recently or is thinking about making one. They will have received or given a gift in the last month. I'm getting an elderly lady or is it a man it's not quite clear, in the spirit world.
They are part of a couple or if not will be hoping to be if only temporarily.
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"The person below will have been on a journey recently or is thinking about making one. They will have received or given a gift in the last month. I'm getting an elderly lady or is it a man it's not quite clear, in the spirit world.
They are part of a couple or if not will be hoping to be if only temporarily.
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Omg I am on a journey and am an elderly woman and gentleman
The person below had a secret stash of m and ms and is unwilling to share |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Uncanny! 
Anyway, the fog is clearing. I can see a figure. And it’s asking for you. It’s giving me the letter ‘J’ .. is there anyone or anything in your life with the letter ‘J’?? |
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"The person below will have been on a journey recently or is thinking about making one. They will have received or given a gift in the last month. I'm getting an elderly lady or is it a man it's not quite clear, in the spirit world.
They are part of a couple or if not will be hoping to be if only temporarily.
Omg I am on a journey and am an elderly woman and gentleman
The person below had a secret stash of m and ms and is unwilling to share"
I'm clearly psychic then of course what I wrote had a good chance of applying to 99% of the site one way or another |
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over a year ago
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The person below me is looking for single men for a gang bang"
You’re clearly no seventh daughter of a seventh daughter! Nah, but I’m happy to be the man meat in a lady sandwich! 
Person below has a secret that they’d never tell their colleagues! |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
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The person below me is looking for single men for a gang bang
You’re clearly no seventh daughter of a seventh daughter! Nah, but I’m happy to be the man meat in a lady sandwich!
Person below has a secret that they’d never tell their colleagues! "
I do omg
The person below me prefers prosecco over semen |
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The person below me is looking for single men for a gang bang
You’re clearly no seventh daughter of a seventh daughter! Nah, but I’m happy to be the man meat in a lady sandwich!
Person below has a secret that they’d never tell their colleagues!
I do omg
The person below me prefers prosecco over semen"
Wrong!!! I *hate* any sort of wine 
The person below me is daydreaming while picking their nose |
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The person below me is looking for single men for a gang bang
You’re clearly no seventh daughter of a seventh daughter! Nah, but I’m happy to be the man meat in a lady sandwich!
Person below has a secret that they’d never tell their colleagues!
I do omg
The person below me prefers prosecco over semen
Wrong!!! I *hate* any sort of wine
The person below me is daydreaming while picking their nose"
Wrong too - I'm poorly with a cold.
The person below is at a crossroads in today's life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The person below is at a crossroads in today's life"
Spookily accurate!
Do I have the chicken or vegetable soup!?!
Person below : focussed on their genitals just slightly *too* vigorously when having a shower this morning |
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The person below is at a crossroads in today's life
Spookily accurate!
Do I have the chicken or vegetable soup!?!
Person below : focussed on their genitals just slightly *too* vigorously when having a shower this morning "
Great Scott! Do you have a secret camera in there? I....I was just cleaning them very thoroughly.....  Er.....Yes....the person below once defecated in their best friends sink whilst d*unk...oh and peed on the floor on the same occasion....dirty begger! |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
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The person below is at a crossroads in today's life
Spookily accurate!
Do I have the chicken or vegetable soup!?!
Person below : focussed on their genitals just slightly *too* vigorously when having a shower this morning "
I did not! I’m saving that for later
The person below me is on the verge of giving their manager a gob full! |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
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The person below is at a crossroads in today's life
Spookily accurate!
Do I have the chicken or vegetable soup!?!
Person below : focussed on their genitals just slightly *too* vigorously when having a shower this morning
I did not! I’m saving that for later
The person below me is on the verge of giving their manager a gob full! "
I was actually thinking about giving him a good punch in the mouth.
The person below me is a strict bi sexual who enjoys kebabs and babycham |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The person below is at a crossroads in today's life
Spookily accurate!
Do I have the chicken or vegetable soup!?!
Person below : focussed on their genitals just slightly *too* vigorously when having a shower this morning
I did not! I’m saving that for later
The person below me is on the verge of giving their manager a gob full!
I was actually thinking about giving him a good punch in the mouth.
The person below me is a strict bi sexual who enjoys kebabs and babycham "
I do like a babycham and brandy at Christmas haha
The person below me can't resist the taste of their own cum |
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