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The reason the man went into the woods to speak is two fold.
Firstly it was the only way he was ever going to get a feckin word in.
Secondly, in talking to the trees he was far more likely to get a common sense, well balanced and factually correct response to any question he posed than he ever was asking the "bearer of BSE" he is married/partnered to 
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"The reason the man went into the woods to speak is two fold.
Firstly it was the only way he was ever going to get a feckin word in.
Secondly, in talking to the trees he was far more likely to get a common sense, well balanced and factually correct response to any question he posed than he ever was asking the "bearer of BSE" he is married/partnered to
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Also more chance of a tree falling on his head and killing him |
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"The reason the man went into the woods to speak is two fold.
Firstly it was the only way he was ever going to get a feckin word in.
Secondly, in talking to the trees he was far more likely to get a common sense, well balanced and factually correct response to any question he posed than he ever was asking the "bearer of BSE" he is married/partnered to
Also more chance of a tree falling on his head and killing him"
Which is a much better prospect when you consider the life of purgatory awaiting him at the hands of he barking Friesian when he gets home  |
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"The reason the man went into the woods to speak is two fold.
Firstly it was the only way he was ever going to get a feckin word in.
Secondly, in talking to the trees he was far more likely to get a common sense, well balanced and factually correct response to any question he posed than he ever was asking the "bearer of BSE" he is married/partnered to
Also more chance of a tree falling on his head and killing him
Which is a much better prospect when you consider the life of purgatory awaiting him at the hands of he barking Friesian when he gets home "
Im sooooooooooo looking forward to seeing you if you are able to come to our party, im sure your not really a mysogonist vampire (inserts wink) |
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"The reason the man went into the woods to speak is two fold.
Firstly it was the only way he was ever going to get a feckin word in.
Secondly, in talking to the trees he was far more likely to get a common sense, well balanced and factually correct response to any question he posed than he ever was asking the "bearer of BSE" he is married/partnered to
Also more chance of a tree falling on his head and killing him
Which is a much better prospect when you consider the life of purgatory awaiting him at the hands of he barking Friesian when he gets home
Im sooooooooooo looking forward to seeing you if you are able to come to our party, im sure your not really a mysogonist vampire (inserts wink)"
Barring a family disaster we will be there..............stand by to be dissapointed on the vampire front.......... |
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"The reason the man went into the woods to speak is two fold.
Firstly it was the only way he was ever going to get a feckin word in.
Secondly, in talking to the trees he was far more likely to get a common sense, well balanced and factually correct response to any question he posed than he ever was asking the "bearer of BSE" he is married/partnered to
Also more chance of a tree falling on his head and killing him
Which is a much better prospect when you consider the life of purgatory awaiting him at the hands of he barking Friesian when he gets home
Im sooooooooooo looking forward to seeing you if you are able to come to our party, im sure your not really a mysogonist vampire (inserts wink)
Barring a family disaster we will be there..............stand by to be dissapointed on the vampire front.......... "
lol well you only come on when everyone else is in bed.
Joking apart im really looking forward to meeting you (god knows why) |
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"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
If there are no women there then whatever he says is right. There are no women to say he is wrong and besides, how would they know what he'd said anyway. |
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"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
If there are no women there then whatever he says is right. There are no women to say he is wrong and besides, how would they know what he'd said anyway."
Because women know everything |
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"The reason the man went into the woods to speak is two fold.
Firstly it was the only way he was ever going to get a feckin word in.
Secondly, in talking to the trees he was far more likely to get a common sense, well balanced and factually correct response to any question he posed than he ever was asking the "bearer of BSE" he is married/partnered to
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I think ya cracked this one, lol |
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