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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just fitted new blinds in our bedrooms. Now I'm putting shelves up before I get to the dinner preparations of butchering a couple of ducks.  Then I'll probably watch 'pitch perfect' with Mrs N and bump. 
Grrrr man points aplenty for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me and my uncle building my new wardrobe then I'll give him vodka as thanks then me going to a carvery with my mates afterwards.
Filing my plate like a real man with pure death of lil.animals |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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I can’t wait for spring when men all over the country wait until the clock hits 9 a.m. so they can fire up their lawnmowers and mow that grass to within an inch of .... week in, week out until October. It’s exciting stuff 
Reminds me ... must hunt out my catapult  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can’t wait for spring when men all over the country wait until the clock hits 9 a.m. so they can fire up their lawnmowers and mow that grass to within an inch of .... week in, week out until October. It’s exciting stuff
Reminds me ... must hunt out my catapult "
Fake lawn grass here. Fuckin' awesome. All I have to do is brush it occasionally. |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I can’t wait for spring when men all over the country wait until the clock hits 9 a.m. so they can fire up their lawnmowers and mow that grass to within an inch of .... week in, week out until October. It’s exciting stuff
Reminds me ... must hunt out my catapult
Fake lawn grass here. Fuckin' awesome. All I have to do is brush it occasionally. "
You should move in next to me  |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"I'm not a man but I'm going to bleed the radiators
Make sure you use something other than the actual tool required for extra man points."
I never use the proper tools, nor do I read the instructions |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Face pack and candles whilst laying in the bath with Sunday love songs on. Maybe paint my nails and watch a chick flick later. The usual."
Candles ... health and safety risk! I’m on my way to keep you safe ... carry on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Face pack and candles whilst laying in the bath with Sunday love songs on. Maybe paint my nails and watch a chick flick later. The usual.
Candles ... health and safety risk! I’m on my way to keep you safe ... carry on "
Most kind of you Babs  |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Face pack and candles whilst laying in the bath with Sunday love songs on. Maybe paint my nails and watch a chick flick later. The usual.
Candles ... health and safety risk! I’m on my way to keep you safe ... carry on
Most kind of you Babs "
I know ... I’m a generous sort G3orgie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in Screwfix (not a euphemism) do I count as an honorary bloke? "
Can you get me a new bathroom radiator while you’re there. Mine’s leaking and my leak sealer isn’t working  |
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I am presently cutting up logs with a chainsaw in my manly lumberjack get go and growing a manly beard. Later on I will deliberately throw away my food and water supplies and go into full on Bear Grylls mode and hunt bears and drink my own urine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am presently cutting up logs with a chainsaw in my manly lumberjack get go and growing a manly beard. Later on I will deliberately throw away my food and water supplies and go into full on Bear Grylls mode and hunt bears and drink my own urine "
Dare ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walked the dog in the snow.
Just done my chores. Cleaned the toilets and showers (all 3 of them) and done the hoovering.
There......
Can I have a shag now please. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in Screwfix (not a euphemism) do I count as an honorary bloke? "
Only if on the way home you get lost and refuse to stop and ask directions. You need to learn to trust your instincts. Your internal man compass will get you there... eventually |
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