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Filthy and Depraved things i've done......
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I must admit (with great shame and ignominy) that I sometimes lick the lid of salad cream bottles to clean away runs - but not in public obviously; that would be classless and serve as a gargantuan social faux pas.....and would probably result in a custodial sentence for gross indecency  |
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"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......
Revolting! 
Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?"
No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way! |
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"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......
Revolting!
Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?
No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way! "
Where've you been top hat on tit ? |
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"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......
Revolting!
Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?
No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way!
Where've you been top hat on tit ?"
If I said on a desert island with a group of cowboys in chaps would you believe me?  |
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"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......
Revolting!
Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?
No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way!
Where've you been top hat on tit ?
If I said on a desert island with a group of cowboys in chaps would you believe me? "
Of course ! |
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"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......
Revolting!
Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?
No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way!
Where've you been top hat on tit ?
If I said on a desert island with a group of cowboys in chaps would you believe me?
Of course !"
Well that’s where I’ve been!
*hides prison tatts*  |
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"I love eating Branston from the jar with a teaspoon until my tongue shrivels up and i need water (usually at the half jar point) and im not even ashamed  "
That is also revolting! 
I feel quite normal compared to you lot of deviants! Carry on! |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
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"I love eating Branston from the jar with a teaspoon until my tongue shrivels up and i need water (usually at the half jar point) and im not even ashamed
That is also revolting!
I feel quite normal compared to you lot of deviants! Carry on! "
Kinky See, Kinky Do  |
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