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over a year ago
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Come on ladies, confess now. How many of you use the boob graze as a weapon of mass distraction on us helpless men? A lady at work does this a lot. Once can be an accident but standing close enough to push a boob against my arm, and leave it there is saying something. Or am I just terribly optimistic...  |
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"Not for me - work is work, I'd never want to compromise my credibility. "
I have no credibility, or integrity, or morals. I did have for a very long time, and it got me nowhere so I am looking to make up for lost time... |
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"Not for me - work is work, I'd never want to compromise my credibility.
I have no credibility, or integrity, or morals. I did have for a very long time, and it got me nowhere so I am looking to make up for lost time... "
Well then the lady in question might be trying to send you a message by pushing her breast against your arm. Next time she does it smile at her and tell her you like it. |
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"Not for me - work is work, I'd never want to compromise my credibility.
I have no credibility, or integrity, or morals. I did have for a very long time, and it got me nowhere so I am looking to make up for lost time...
Well then the lady in question might be trying to send you a message by pushing her breast against your arm. Next time she does it smile at her and tell her you like it."
I shall formulate a suave and suggestive riposte for the next occasion....... |
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"Not for me - work is work, I'd never want to compromise my credibility.
I have no credibility, or integrity, or morals. I did have for a very long time, and it got me nowhere so I am looking to make up for lost time...
Well then the lady in question might be trying to send you a message by pushing her breast against your arm. Next time she does it smile at her and tell her you like it.
I shall formulate a suave and suggestive riposte for the next occasion....... "
That's either going end really well or really badly. I'm intrigued! |
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If this was a guy standing in someone's personal space grazing their cock against a woman's hip there would be out rage and cries of sexual harassment in the workplace  |
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Ah the old ‘accidentally on purpose, pull arm against booby’ ploy; You should of course reciprocate with the equally timeless male equivalent i.e the ‘inadvertent but highly intentional push groin against her thigh’ technique  |
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One of our trainees hugged me at our Christmas lunch... I’m like what the fuck are you doing?!  
I’m definitely not really all that tactile and it’s a bit of a standing joke at work about the clients who hug me. I’m in a very definite firm handshake industry yet they all hug me. 
One of my colleagues firmly blames my breasts. |
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"If this was a guy standing in someone's personal space grazing their cock against a woman's hip there would be out rage and cries of sexual harassment in the workplace "
Yep exactly why I'd never deliberately press my breast against a male colleagues arm. I believe that when it comes to this kind of behaviour men and women should be expected to display the same respect for each other. |
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I used to squeeze my boobs together to create a cleavage, whilst leaning to monotonously pack boxes at the end of a machine, to distract my co worker. 8 hrs is a long time and I did know him quite well anyway. And he'd flex his muscles at me so only fair  |
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"Not for me - work is work, I'd never want to compromise my credibility.
I have no credibility, or integrity, or morals. I did have for a very long time, and it got me nowhere so I am looking to make up for lost time...
Well then the lady in question might be trying to send you a message by pushing her breast against your arm. Next time she does it smile at her and tell her you like it.
I shall formulate a suave and suggestive riposte for the next occasion.......
That's either going end really well or really badly. I'm intrigued! "
So am I.... |
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"Ah the old ‘accidentally on purpose, pull arm against booby’ ploy; You should of course reciprocate with the equally timeless male equivalent i.e the ‘inadvertent but highly intentional push groin against her thigh’ technique "
I think she, and the rest of the office might notice if I start dry humping her... |
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"Not for me - work is work, I'd never want to compromise my credibility.
Seconded. Guys who stand too close are ridiculed privately I would hate to be thought of like that."
Generally it's different if guys do it though. They are thought of as lecherous if they do it as the majority of women may be made to feel uneasy or threatened having it done to them.
If a woman does it then a bloke either feels flattered or if he doesn't fancy her at all it's just a minor irritation. At no time does he feel threatened by her really unless perhaps he's an under-developed 16 year old office junior or work experience kid. |
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"If this was a guy standing in someone's personal space grazing their cock against a woman's hip there would be out rage and cries of sexual harassment in the workplace
Yep exactly why I'd never deliberately press my breast against a male colleagues arm. I believe that when it comes to this kind of behaviour men and women should be expected to display the same respect for each other."
Until you add the average male, where an innocent smile means they want to be shagged senseless by said male. |
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"That's either going end really well or really badly. I'm intrigued!
So am I....
So, did she do it again? And did you try your luck? Did you beat you till you bled? "
Bloody hell, I'm not back in until next week, give me a chance!... |
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