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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen "
Then did you wake up when your alarm went off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well! I was at home today in my pjs because I've got a wicked cold. A delivery guy knocked on the door and I was all embarrassed at my appearance and tried to clean myself up before answering the door. I opened the door, tried to be charming, noticed he gave me a weird look, then took the package and closed the door. I looked in the mirror and saw that my mascara was all smudged under my eyes and I looked absolutely crazy.
I'm not quite sure how you got the person to look you in the eye, nevermind fuck her. I can't seem to avoid embarrassing myself.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well! I was at home today in my pjs because I've got a wicked cold. A delivery guy knocked on the door and I was all embarrassed at my appearance and tried to clean myself up before answering the door. I opened the door, tried to be charming, noticed he gave me a weird look, then took the package and closed the door. I looked in the mirror and saw that my mascara was all smudged under my eyes and I looked absolutely crazy.
I'm not quite sure how you got the person to look you in the eye, nevermind fuck her. I can't seem to avoid embarrassing myself. "
I hope you feel better soon x
(I snorted laughing though. Sorry, C  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen
Then did you wake up when your alarm went off?"
no she's coming back tomorrow too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well! I was at home today in my pjs because I've got a wicked cold. A delivery guy knocked on the door and I was all embarrassed at my appearance and tried to clean myself up before answering the door. I opened the door, tried to be charming, noticed he gave me a weird look, then took the package and closed the door. I looked in the mirror and saw that my mascara was all smudged under my eyes and I looked absolutely crazy.
I'm not quite sure how you got the person to look you in the eye, nevermind fuck her. I can't seem to avoid embarrassing myself. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well! I was at home today in my pjs because I've got a wicked cold. A delivery guy knocked on the door and I was all embarrassed at my appearance and tried to clean myself up before answering the door. I opened the door, tried to be charming, noticed he gave me a weird look, then took the package and closed the door. I looked in the mirror and saw that my mascara was all smudged under my eyes and I looked absolutely crazy.
I'm not quite sure how you got the person to look you in the eye, nevermind fuck her. I can't seem to avoid embarrassing myself. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen
Then did you wake up when your alarm went off?
no she's coming back tomorrow too "
Double glazing bought? That will have been a expensive shag then eh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen
Then did you wake up when your alarm went off?
no she's coming back tomorrow too
Double glazing bought? That will have been a expensive shag then eh "
no just had a price so she got £40 didnt tell the rep wot happened though lol |
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"The engineer who came to do my gas safety check had a little wobble and leant towards me as he came into my house.
He wanted me for sure, but I'm shy  "
He came into your house?
1. That's just rude. He should have at least waited until he was in the living room.
2. Did you make him clean it up? |
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It happens every single day !
Sometimes I even have to politely decline as my penis seems exshauted of all this unsollicited sex it gets thanks to all those door-to-door saleswomen who knock at my beautiful lightbrown wooden door on a daily basis.
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"Well! I was at home today in my pjs because I've got a wicked cold. A delivery guy knocked on the door and I was all embarrassed at my appearance and tried to clean myself up before answering the door. I opened the door, tried to be charming, noticed he gave me a weird look, then took the package and closed the door. I looked in the mirror and saw that my mascara was all smudged under my eyes and I looked absolutely crazy.
I'm not quite sure how you got the person to look you in the eye, nevermind fuck her. I can't seem to avoid embarrassing myself. "
pissing myself here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen "
How many windows did you buy??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i was a salesman iv experienced this, customers will quiþe often flirt with you and come on to you its happened to me and other former co workers
My mate got propositioned to be fucked with a strappon
Iv been offered bjs but was with someone at the time so turned it down |
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen
Then did you wake up when your alarm went off?
no she's coming back tomorrow too "
Yeh yeh. I definitely remember you posting this on your previous profile. Are you going to keep to the same story? Maybe should be moved to the fantasies section. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it a major glazing firm?
yeah safestyle uk
Loser.......... you only fuck a double glazing salesgirl once - so fuck the best - Everest "
 maybe it was Ted Moult in a dress? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well! I was at home today in my pjs because I've got a wicked cold. A delivery guy knocked on the door and I was all embarrassed at my appearance and tried to clean myself up before answering the door. I opened the door, tried to be charming, noticed he gave me a weird look, then took the package and closed the door. I looked in the mirror and saw that my mascara was all smudged under my eyes and I looked absolutely crazy.
I'm not quite sure how you got the person to look you in the eye, nevermind fuck her. I can't seem to avoid embarrassing myself. "
Haha, I used to work in peoples house when I was younger and this sort of stuff would happen all the time. We are not bothered!! Although I have a very fit Hermes driver that delivers and never open the door in my pj’s to her.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well! I was at home today in my pjs because I've got a wicked cold. A delivery guy knocked on the door and I was all embarrassed at my appearance and tried to clean myself up before answering the door. I opened the door, tried to be charming, noticed he gave me a weird look, then took the package and closed the door. I looked in the mirror and saw that my mascara was all smudged under my eyes and I looked absolutely crazy.
I'm not quite sure how you got the person to look you in the eye, nevermind fuck her. I can't seem to avoid embarrassing myself.
Haha, I used to work in peoples house when I was younger and this sort of stuff would happen all the time. We are not bothered!! Although I have a very fit Hermes driver that delivers and never open the door in my pj’s to her. "
You made me feel a bit better, until that last part.
I usually look quite cute in my pjs! I was having a rough day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no need to lie & never had an other profile some people on here are mardy cunts. yeah i should have put it in fantasy's thread "
It’s a fact of life that people assume because something like this hasn’t, or couldn’t happen to them, it has never happened to anyone else. Personally I couldn’t be bothered trawling through your postings to check your previous ones, I’m too busy, but there are those who relish doing it and dishing each other. The naysayers probably stop a lot of great stories hitting the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stumbled out of bed early one morning, to open the door to the postman. After I took and signed for the package I looked down and saw my pyjama top being held together by one button, thankfully held together at boob level. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no need to lie & never had an other profile some people on here are mardy cunts. yeah i should have put it in fantasy's thread
It’s a fact of life that people assume because something like this hasn’t, or couldn’t happen to them, it has never happened to anyone else. Personally I couldn’t be bothered trawling through your postings to check your previous ones, I’m too busy, but there are those who relish doing it and dishing each other. The naysayers probably stop a lot of great stories hitting the forums. "
Some of the things I've seen men write I know happens. They are always called liars. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen "
Did you get free double glazing ?
And no I've not had this happen.
I've never fucked anyone |
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen "
You saw a window of opportunity there then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking at the probability of his experience occurring one would have to say it is anywhere between 0 and 1. The probability of a negative response to his posting is certainly a 1. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a female topless car wash service by us that uses distraction methods to steal from you. In the last 3 weeks I’ve had my wallet, stolen 6 times. |
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"no need to lie & never had an other profile some people on here are mardy cunts. yeah i should have put it in fantasy's thread "
So the exact same thing happened to you as another fella about a year ago. Yeh it sticks in my mind cos it was bs back then too |
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"no need to lie & never had an other profile some people on here are mardy cunts. yeah i should have put it in fantasy's thread
It’s a fact of life that people assume because something like this hasn’t, or couldn’t happen to them, it has never happened to anyone else. Personally I couldn’t be bothered trawling through your postings to check your previous ones, I’m too busy, but there are those who relish doing it and dishing each other. The naysayers probably stop a lot of great stories hitting the forums. "
Ive not gone thro anyones posts. I remember the exact same story being told about a year ago. It was fishy back then. Some people just remember crap. If it's a fantasy then it should be in that section. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I,m off to get a job selling double glazing.......so I can fk all the hot men who answer the door naked in their dressing gowns..XXX"
but if he's wearing his dressing gown he's not naked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"no need to lie & never had an other profile some people on here are mardy cunts. yeah i should have put it in fantasy's thread
It’s a fact of life that people assume because something like this hasn’t, or couldn’t happen to them, it has never happened to anyone else. Personally I couldn’t be bothered trawling through your postings to check your previous ones, I’m too busy, but there are those who relish doing it and dishing each other. The naysayers probably stop a lot of great stories hitting the forums. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"no need to lie & never had an other profile some people on here are mardy cunts. yeah i should have put it in fantasy's thread
So the exact same thing happened to you as another fella about a year ago. Yeh it sticks in my mind cos it was bs back then too"
ive only been on this site 6 months. we got chatting asked her if she wanted a coffee cause it was cold she came in then the next thing she said i was good looking so from there on i knew i was fucking her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen You saw a window of opportunity there then "
Did she see right through him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive fucked this sexy young lady today who knocked on my door selling double glazing & it was fucking amazing has anyone else had anything like this happen "
And then you woke up right? |
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"no need to lie & never had an other profile some people on here are mardy cunts. yeah i should have put it in fantasy's thread
So the exact same thing happened to you as another fella about a year ago. Yeh it sticks in my mind cos it was bs back then too
ive only been on this site 6 months. we got chatting asked her if she wanted a coffee cause it was cold she came in then the next thing she said i was good looking so from there on i knew i was fucking her "
Yeh Ive heard it all before. Enjoy your wank. |
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