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What am I doing wrong (part 523)
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It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!
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"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!
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Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone!  |
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"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!
Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone! "
Gets boring after a while, doesn't it. |
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"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!
Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone!
Gets boring after a while, doesn't it."
Um....no!   |
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Have you got a truck?
And a few degenerate mates?
Rustle up a mini box of Pringles and a few tins and start msging ladies at 4am to join you
It works especially well if there is a howling gale outside and you ask them to dress to impress |
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"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!
Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone!
Gets boring after a while, doesn't it.
Um....no! "
You're supposed to say yes. Then he comes back with, I'll show you ladies what muscley men can do |
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"Have you got a truck?
And a few degenerate mates?
Rustle up a mini box of Pringles and a few tins and start msging ladies at 4am to join you
It works especially well if there is a howling gale outside and you ask them to dress to impress"
Stop giving away trade secrets. |
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You've missed out the 50 moods of cock pics on your profile: happy cock, sad cock, shy cock, proud cock, sneezy cock (v popular), belligerent cock, etc etc. |
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"Have you got a truck?
And a few degenerate mates?
Rustle up a mini box of Pringles and a few tins and start msging ladies at 4am to join you
It works especially well if there is a howling gale outside and you ask them to dress to impress"
Genius. Basque and wellies. |
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"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!
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Jeez!!!! It should be obvious what you are doing wrong.
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"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!
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I have no idea! They must all be blind and a little thick in your area OP. You sound like you should be having pussy every night with your approach  |
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"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!
Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone!
Gets boring after a while, doesn't it.
Um....no!
You're supposed to say yes. Then he comes back with, I'll show you ladies what muscley men can do "
Damn I lost my script! |
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You did fab all their pics didn't you?
Send a friend request before a message?
Verified them as "jenuin" so they are obliged to reciprocate?
Publically posted on forums that everyone should stay away from her or treat them right? The laydees will feel all protected by your alphaness |
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