Having looked at the pics on your profile, we can only surmise that you were such an ugly child, your mother must have had to feed you with a catapult.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I hate the way someone’s cum over your panties in an irregular pattern. Like come on have you no respect for your panties. I’m ashamed to have even looked at the photos

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

You should seriously complain about your dr for his pelvic exam technique!

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By *arry WindsorMan over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Did anyone else just hear that duckfart?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did anyone else just hear that duckfart?"

You dirty old bastard. Bet you love to watch a young woman being fucked by a man like yourself old enough to be your gran daughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did anyone else just hear that duckfart?

You dirty old bastard. Bet you love to watch a young woman being fucked by a man like yourself old enough to be your gran daughter "

I'm good nature!!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

Sorry i cant get it up...put your clothes back on and lets try lol xc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry i cant get it up...put your clothes back on and lets try lol xc"

Couldn't be bothered to write a decent profile so needed all the warning jargon!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

"Sorry i cant get it up...put your clothes back on and lets try lol xc

Couldn't be bothered to write a decent profile so needed all the warning jargon!

haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

There I've got that one out of the way!

And i fart in your general direction! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you ^^ were born they didn’t slap you, they slapped your mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bum and wait.

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By *iSexGeordieMan over a year ago

North Shields

You’re such a cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

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By *ll about uMan over a year ago

near you

"You're as useless as a knitted condom."
have your tits had an argument x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're as useless as a knitted condom."

Look at me. I fuck young men for a living. Whore !@

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

My hair is always on my face as I have so much cum all over it where i am a slut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Because we couldn't pm you I just like to say I hope you don't take what I say the wrong way x

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bum and wait."

Not in the spirit of the thread but that is fecking awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bum and wait.

Not in the spirit of the thread but that is fecking awesome!"

What's the spirit of the thread?

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bum and wait.

Not in the spirit of the thread but that is fecking awesome!

What's the spirit of the thread? "

To playfully abuse the poster above. Which I wasn't doing. I was giving you props

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For a pieman he obviously isn’t eating his own pies

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"For a pieman he obviously isn’t eating his own pies"

Awful taste in shoes

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By *ollyGWoman over a year ago

Southampton

You want the pies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don’t like pink

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"You don’t like pink "

Hides dogs in photos

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Flat chested

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Flat chested "

Is really a man called George

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