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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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I just had the most ridiculous first message ever on POF:
I just saw your photo and my Heart compelled me to write and tell you how Enchantingly beautiful you are Miss..You are more radiant and Lovely than a rainbow in June..Are the men blind in your town? I would be knocking on your door with 2 dozen Roses and my Heart on my sleeve..Please forgive my boldness but I Love your Heart shaped lips and I think you have the most Captivating eyes..I look at your photos and feel like a little school boy having his first crush..You have a Rare and unmatched beauty Miss and it would truly be an Honor to stand in your light..You should be told everyday how Incredibly Beautiful you are my eyes would betray me and tell you that instantly and Always... I guess I just wanted to write and flirt with you Miss you are so Lovely and I Envy the man who knows the warmth of your Loving Embrace.What's your name.......?"
I replied 'Well that was total bullshit!!' and he replied....
'Thanks pretty, what's your name??'
Hahaha, do they make bots with a sense of humour nowadays?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He also has a cousin who is in a financial "situation". He inherited £100 Million but because of certain conditions in the will, has to be married by midnight on 28th Feb.... |
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By *av_55Man
over a year ago
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"I just had the most ridiculous first message ever on POF:
I just saw your photo and my Heart compelled me to write and tell you how Enchantingly beautiful you are Miss..You are more radiant and Lovely than a rainbow in June..Are the men blind in your town? I would be knocking on your door with 2 dozen Roses and my Heart on my sleeve..Please forgive my boldness but I Love your Heart shaped lips and I think you have the most Captivating eyes..I look at your photos and feel like a little school boy having his first crush..You have a Rare and unmatched beauty Miss and it would truly be an Honor to stand in your light..You should be told everyday how Incredibly Beautiful you are my eyes would betray me and tell you that instantly and Always... I guess I just wanted to write and flirt with you Miss you are so Lovely and I Envy the man who knows the warmth of your Loving Embrace.What's your name.......?"
I replied 'Well that was total bullshit!!' and he replied....
'Thanks pretty, what's your name??'
Hahaha, do they make bots with a sense of humour nowadays?? " better than send nudes and boobs lol
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"I just had the most ridiculous first message ever on POF:
I just saw your photo and my Heart compelled me to write and tell you how Enchantingly beautiful you are Miss..You are more radiant and Lovely than a rainbow in June..Are the men blind in your town? I would be knocking on your door with 2 dozen Roses and my Heart on my sleeve..Please forgive my boldness but I Love your Heart shaped lips and I think you have the most Captivating eyes..I look at your photos and feel like a little school boy having his first crush..You have a Rare and unmatched beauty Miss and it would truly be an Honor to stand in your light..You should be told everyday how Incredibly Beautiful you are my eyes would betray me and tell you that instantly and Always... I guess I just wanted to write and flirt with you Miss you are so Lovely and I Envy the man who knows the warmth of your Loving Embrace.What's your name.......?"
I replied 'Well that was total bullshit!!' and he replied....
'Thanks pretty, what's your name??'
Hahaha, do they make bots with a sense of humour nowadays?? "
Good God! Mr Darcy is on FAB?! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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He's just a fake I'm sure, the site is full of them - always widowed, god-fearing men, usually in the forces in some far flung land....
I think they employ teenagers in basements somewhere to write total drivel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's just a fake I'm sure, the site is full of them - always widowed, god-fearing men, usually in the forces in some far flung land....
I think they employ teenagers in basements somewhere to write total drivel! "
I'm ashamed to say I used to toy with these men who used to be rife on Facebook apps. I would quiz them about their life, lack of good English and place of birth. The ridiculous stuff they come up with was laughable. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"He's just a fake I'm sure, the site is full of them - always widowed, god-fearing men, usually in the forces in some far flung land....
I think they employ teenagers in basements somewhere to write total drivel!
I'm ashamed to say I used to toy with these men who used to be rife on Facebook apps. I would quiz them about their life, lack of good English and place of birth. The ridiculous stuff they come up with was laughable. "
Yes I did too for a while - they got really mad when you finally called their bluff lol! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"But he may genuinely be in love with you,I think you should give him a chance "
I thought maybe I have been to hasty, so went back and checked his profile, he is indeed a widower and makes some very impressive claims......
"I believe I am a very good man with a very big heart with modern qualities.. I'm told that I am kind, caring, generous, thoughtful, opinionated, handsome, and intelligent and have many lovable qualities.. .. I think one of my biggest flaws is being too nice and loyal to people in my life, but it is just the right thing we should all do ..... I'm very responsible but still let the inner boy in me come out at times,..i would also be looking forward to read from You real Soon.."
Well, my head could indeed be turned by such an exquisite command of the English language, but wait - what is he looking for in a lady?
"Am looking for my soul mate, someone who is exciting and adventurous, has great sense of humor and enjoys making me laugh...... Someone that would be ready to give so much of herself and can do anything, go anywhere, and sacrifice anything she has for sake of LOVE."
What - you don't mean one willing even to deposit funds into a Nigerian bank account??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got one say “you are more beautiful than a Sunday dinner with Yorkshire puddings”
Bet he was from Barnsley
Close castleford "
Bit of a Tiger then |
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