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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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MAN FLU 
Can't stop sneezing, nose is running faster than Bolt doing 100 metres, and ache all over!
Pray for me guys n girls... I may not make it to the end of today.
P.S. ... if i don't, then please tell Mrs marmite to delete all internet history  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MAN FLU
Can't stop sneezing, nose is running faster than Bolt doing 100 metres, and ache all over!
Pray for me guys n girls... I may not make it to the end of today.
P.S. ... if i don't, then please tell Mrs marmite to delete all internet history "
Poor mrs marmite... I hope she just tells you to rest, plenty of fluids and paracetamol. Then ignores your whining  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"MAN FLU
Can't stop sneezing, nose is running faster than Bolt doing 100 metres, and ache all over!
Pray for me guys n girls... I may not make it to the end of today.
P.S. ... if i don't, then please tell Mrs marmite to delete all internet history
Poor mrs marmite... I hope she just tells you to rest, plenty of fluids and paracetamol. Then ignores your whining "
She's at work until 6:30 and is expecting me to pick her up...if I live that long  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sensuallover I'm already partially deaf (stage 2) in my left ear.. can you type louder please.
And as for the weak comment... correct! Ache all over, and can't even be bothered to have a wank... fuck me I MUST be ill. |
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What you have is just the flu.
Man flu is just a way to make white men feel bad about having to go to the doctor as people tell him he is over-reacting to a common cold. It's no wonder men ignore medical symptoms so often that it kills them, in this world how dare they be sick and ask for help. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can the tea be changed to all milk (full fat) Coffee with 4 sugars please... and cake changed to a nice hot bowl of porridge... gotta get some strength up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel your pain brother...... hope you make it through the night ... I've just (by the grace of god) gotten over a bout of the dread man-flu.... Girls just don't appreciate how we suffer !! "
Thank you
Paracetamol by the dozen... soooooo cold now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can the tea be changed to all milk (full fat) Coffee with 4 sugars please... and cake changed to a nice hot bowl of porridge... gotta get some strength up "
Pfft I've risked my health to give you that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can the tea be changed to all milk (full fat) Coffee with 4 sugars please... and cake changed to a nice hot bowl of porridge... gotta get some strength up
Pfft I've risked my health to give you that. "
And it won't go unappreciated... just don't drink tea that often |
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It is scientifically proven that Man Flu is real . And we get it worse because men have weaker antibodies than women . So its not our fault ladies . When we have man flu we expect sympathy and hit drinks on a waitress service any hour we call for it to prevent sudden agonising death |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What you have is just the flu.
Man flu is just a way to make white men feel bad about having to go to the doctor as people tell him he is over-reacting to a common cold. It's no wonder men ignore medical symptoms so often that it kills them, in this world how dare they be sick and ask for help. "
And that is what we call man-bleating. Boohoohoo, men call it man-flu because a cold makes them feel like they're dying but it's all women's fault. Waaaaaah!
Men don't ignore medical symptoms because of women, they ignore them because of other men's macho attitudes. "Don't be a big soft girl, you girl. Suck it up. Walk it off. Be a man." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Our sympathy to Mrs Marmite...she can shoot you and put you out your misery.... 
Or take you to a good vet but that's costly..  "
Shooting me sounds like a good option... no more pain and suffering... for Mrs marmite anyway! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What you have is just the flu.
Man flu is just a way to make white men feel bad about having to go to the doctor as people tell him he is over-reacting to a common cold. It's no wonder men ignore medical symptoms so often that it kills them, in this world how dare they be sick and ask for help. "
Yes you make a very good point. XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"MAN FLU
Can't stop sneezing, nose is running faster than Bolt doing 100 metres, and ache all over!
Pray for me guys n girls... I may not make it to the end of today.
P.S. ... if i don't, then please tell Mrs marmite to delete all internet history "
My condolences. No man deserves to suffer such horror. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What you have is just the flu.
Man flu is just a way to make white men feel bad about having to go to the doctor as people tell him he is over-reacting to a common cold. It's no wonder men ignore medical symptoms so often that it kills them, in this world how dare they be sick and ask for help.
Yes you make a very good point. XXX"
I didn't realise that man-flu targeted caucasians. Every day's a school day... |
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