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over a year ago
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"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer "
Here’s what google said :
If you don't know what a Rusty Trombone is, sit down: There's something very important I need to tell you. A Rusty Trombone is analingus (yep, butt-tongue stuff), with a simultaneous hand job around front.
To make this a good thing and not the exact opposite:
—Wash. Make sure your partner has had one hell of a good pre-scrub.
—Discuss first. Surprise anal anything is never the good kind of surprise.
—Do not (even if you really, really want to) make a trombone sound.
And just to add.., I’m game to receive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone actually tried this?
Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.  "
I have received many a rusty trombone off Lucy, the are gtmreat fun, and once you are properly lubed up it can turn in to a milking as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rusty Trombone or as I like to call it Tossing Salad..
It's filth so obviously I like it..I particularly like it when I get a older attractive lady to do it and she doesn't want too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rusty Trombone or as I like to call it Tossing Salad..
It's filth so obviously I like it..I particularly like it when I get a older attractive lady to do it and she doesn't want too "
Sounds a bit rap*y  |
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"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well  "
You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer
It's basically where you rim a guy while wanking him off, playing him like a trombone so to speak "
I love going to concerts |
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"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well
You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense"
You obviously know more than the Harvard Medical School who discovered theres over 600 different strains of bacteria in the average mouth- or are you an orifice explorer with your rimming adventures? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I’ve done it.
Only on a very clean arsehole though. Can’t go near one with an odour.
And done strap on whilst wanking said guy too. Is that a different term? Maybe it’s cleaning the tubes of a rusty trombone.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once met a bodybuilder. As recounted previously, it didn't go well. here's why.
I don't rim. I don't mind if you do because I keep myself very, very clean back there. Enema-clean. All part of the detailed service at Lipgloss Central.
So this brick wall of a guy, first thing he does is shove his arse in my face and I realise I hadn't clarified a few things beforehand - this is why I mention clearifying beforehand on my profile. And he's huge, so I'm a bit spooked that if I don't, he'll take it out on me. That's re al fear in the T community already.
So I start on his back and work my way down, slowly. Very slowly. He's saying, "Lower," over and over again, while taking care of the trombone part. Just as I get to where he wanted, he shot his load and it was over. Thank you, Lord, and premature ejaculation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer
It's basically where you rim a guy while wanking him off, playing him like a trombone so to speak "
Glen Miller'll be spinning in his grave!  |
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"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well
You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense
You obviously know more than the Harvard Medical School who discovered theres over 600 different strains of bacteria in the average mouth- or are you an orifice explorer with your rimming adventures?"
Can you reference the study please? |
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You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense
You obviously know more than the Harvard Medical School who discovered theres over 600 different strains of bacteria in the average mouth- or are you an orifice explorer with your rimming adventures?
Can you reference the study please? "
Just wondering whether Harvard identified not only the strains but also quantity and whether they were harmful. Similarly when they studied the “freshly washed arse” were bacteria present of a type and in such numbers as to potentially cause harm? |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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I’ve heard that called many things before but the rusty part worries me lol. I love my tin whistle been played in a similar fashion. But absolutely no rust. I always give it a good sand and polish inside and out beforehand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glen Miller'll be spinning in his grave! "
He's dead? I missed all the RIP threads. Such a loss. The phone number one and the jug one and the hahaha heeheehee one. Oh, and that one that was quiet then really loud all of a sudden, years ahead of Nirvana. Sorely missed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well
You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense"
This is actually true lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has anyone actually tried this?
Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.
Because I’m a nice guy I will let you "
Awww thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone actually tried this?
Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming. "
Yes a couple of times..very much depends if you enjoy rimming to be honest. I do if they are trimmed or shaved in that area,so I quite like it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has anyone actually tried this?
Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.
If you hate rimming why do you want to try it "
I didn't say I hated rimming, I said I hated the thought of it.
And I'd like to try it because it looks like it would be an amazing experience from the mans point of view |
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"And I'd like to try it because it looks like it would be an amazing experience from the mans point of view "
My OH is a regular player - it's probably my favourite thing ever!
It's one of those things that feels amazing at first but the sensation diminishes after a couple of minutes...
Can't beat it - a nice sloppy rimjob with a few tongue-probes thrown in!  |
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You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense
This is actually true lol "
And similarly irrelevant ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer
Here’s what google said :
If you don't know what a Rusty Trombone is, sit down: There's something very important I need to tell you. A Rusty Trombone is analingus (yep, butt-tongue stuff), with a simultaneous hand job around front.
To make this a good thing and not the exact opposite:
—Wash. Make sure your partner has had one hell of a good pre-scrub.
—Discuss first. Surprise anal anything is never the good kind of surprise.
—Do not (even if you really, really want to) make a trombone sound.
And just to add.., I’m game to receive "
That made me giggle  |
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