It’s 2018 and by way of as yet, unknown causes, the often conjectured zombie apocalypse has begun! Holy shit-erooney! So FAB’sters, what are you going to do in this most dire of situations? What is your survival strategy? |
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over a year ago
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As long as there are some fit black zombies I'm cool with it. I will just relax and contemplate my next move should they reach my front door. What a way to go |
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I personally have been preparing for this inevitable and most grave of contingents for many years now, during which time I have been stockpiling thousands of cans of baked beans specifically for this most terrifying of doomsday scenarios. With the end of humanity now imminent therefore, I will consume my huge stash whereupon via the resulting gargantuan flatulence bestowed upon me, I will blast myself into space and go boldly where no man has gone before in order to find a new home world in a galaxy far, far away |
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After fucking of course, find my son who has a crossbow and a bow, go to the nearest wholesale supermarket and lock ourselves in, loads off food, generally well protected and I think we might be safe for a good while!
Geeky x |
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