FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Sphincter Shape

Sphincter Shape

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle.

What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now?

Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s enough Fab for me today

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Like a lugworm's cast.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

May I recommend a good book....?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Like a Rusty sheriffs badge , and cinnamon

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

If i had to describe the smell id have to say "sandalwood".

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I recommend a good book....?"

Or a decent movie

Ads

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We'll I'm not sharing my.pic n mix with anyone after reading that

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

"May I recommend a good book....?"

Lord of the Ring?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gimme a minute.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If i had to describe the smell id have to say "sandalwood". "

Used in all the best perfumes.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

you have too much time on your hands to think about such things

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"That’s enough Fab for me today"

Lol, I get that feeling a lot!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

This is kinda gross.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm....veritably intriguing indeed; Mine is ostensibly triangular in shape and tells me his name is Alfie. Fascinating fellow he is to.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just got out the bath so mine smells like coconut and it's moist!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you have too much time on your hands to think about such things "

I think it was more his fingers than hand

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is a doughnut with sprinkles shape.

Doesn't smell like doughnut though.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will.

I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle.

What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now?

Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing.

I had to Google ellipse, stop making me learn new things. I've just had a shower, I'll get back to you on the aroma of my finger.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will.

I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped.

Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks.

you know how it is.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a pornstar with a heart shaped butthole

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a pornstar with a heart shaped butthole"

Gives a whole new meaning to, I want to make love to you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will.

I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped.

Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks.

you know how it is.

Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle.

What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now?

Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing.

I had to Google ellipse, stop making me learn new things. I've just had a shower, I'll get back to you on the aroma of my finger."

Don't know if you noticed, but he spelt it wrong

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just got out the bath so mine smells like coconut and it's moist!"

ooohhh a bounty booty

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a reason why I don't do gaping bum hole pics....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Mine is a bit of a jagged battered onion ring shape. Smells much the same too.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nforcer47Man over a year ago

"Mine is a bit of a jagged battered onion ring shape. Smells much the same too."

I'm howling with laughter right now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine's like a squished spider and I ate tons of chilli tonight so it probably will taste pretty hot. Wanna burn your tongue??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will.

I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped.

Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks.

you know how it is.

Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts. "

Painting a picture with words......

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *itmanAndHerrCouple over a year ago

st helens

you have too much time on your hands to think about such things

I think it was more his fingers than hand

xx"

And i don't think its time he's got on them.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now that I drained all the cum out of it, I've come to the decision that it's a perfect circle. Fancy that!

Oh! And it smells like cum, of course.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Mine's like a squished spider and I ate tons of chilli tonight so it probably will taste pretty hot. Wanna burn your tongue??"

They say the first bite is with the eye..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you have too much time on your hands to think about such things

I think it was more his fingers than hand

And i don't think its time he's got on them."

Haha nope xx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle.

What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now?

Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle.

What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now?

Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing.

I had to Google ellipse, stop making me learn new things. I've just had a shower, I'll get back to you on the aroma of my finger.

Don't know if you noticed, but he spelt it wrong

I did.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Now that I drained all the cum out of it, I've come to the decision that it's a perfect circle. Fancy that!

Oh! And it smells like cum, of course. "

Ah you can't beat a post bumming gape

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/12/17 22:50:40]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will.

I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped.

Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks.

you know how it is.

Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts.

Painting a picture with words......

Bet you're salivating

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a reason why I don't do gaping bum hole pics....

It's because it's ellipse shaped isn't it.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will.

I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped.

Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks.

you know how it is.

Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts.

Painting a picture with words......

Bet you're salivating

I fucking love dry roasted peanuts..........

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just got out the bath so mine smells like coconut and it's moist!

ooohhh a bounty booty"

Exotic.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Believe all the body's splinter muscles are Torus shaped, donut or gromit shaped if you will.

I can, in fact, attest to that; it is indeed doughnut shaped.

Mine's just a bit fucked up because of all the massive cocks.

you know how it is.

Ditto. My piles are the size of dry roasted peanuts.

Painting a picture with words......

Bet you're salivating

I fucking love dry roasted peanuts.........."

Salty, like my butt hole

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nforcer47Man over a year ago

"Mine's like a squished spider and I ate tons of chilli tonight so it probably will taste pretty hot. Wanna burn your tongue??"

I like a bit of hotness

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really should step away from the forums, now I know I’ve read everything on here x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *issT45Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here "

I know, right? I mean, sage and onion stuffing

I think all guys should have to put on their profile what their bum holes smell like so we know before messaging. This stuff is important.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here "

I thought posting this thread would have me dripping in clunge by now.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here

I know, right? I mean, sage and onion stuffing

I think all guys should have to put on their profile what their bum holes smell like so we know before messaging. This stuff is important.

I like to be surprised.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use?"

16.

I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here

I know, right? I mean, sage and onion stuffing

I think all guys should have to put on their profile what their bum holes smell like so we know before messaging. This stuff is important.

Great idea, I'll go first.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use?

16.

I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages."

You knew that when you asked him, didn't you.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use?

16.

I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages.

You knew that when you asked him, didn't you. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use?

16.

I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages."

You can always rely on a Mike.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And men wonder why they struggle for meets round here

I know, right? I mean, sage and onion stuffing

I think all guys should have to put on their profile what their bum holes smell like so we know before messaging. This stuff is important.

Great idea, I'll go first."

I hope you start a real movement with that text. It's about damn time!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lib.

I’ve missed you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Yeah cheers lib. Enlightening as ever lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lib, I'm in love with the shape of you.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *witch4Fun24Couple over a year ago

Leicester

Nothing good on the tv tonight then huh? I have no idea what my sphincter looks like, I have never looked and no one playing with it has ever cared to share that information. I did douche this evening though so hopefully it should smell like nothing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are lots of sphinctors in the body

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

It works admirably, so I'm not interfering

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

All this talk of doughnuts and not one mention of chocolate muffin?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Mine is ostensibly triangular in shape "

So is mine

But in fairness I had a toblerone in it earlier.

I smells of Switzerland

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll I'm not sharing my.pic n mix with anyone after reading that

This exact reason I don't eat nuts in a bar.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Mine is ostensibly triangular in shape

So is mine

But in fairness I had a toblerone in it earlier.

I smells of Switzerland

Ahhhhh but what kind of toblerone

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll I'm not sharing my.pic n mix with anyone after reading that

This exact reason I don't eat nuts in a bar. "

That and it’s illegal

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll I'm not sharing my.pic n mix with anyone after reading that

This exact reason I don't eat nuts in a bar.

That and it’s illegal"

There goes that fantasy for the bi-curious landlord .

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lib.

I’ve missed you "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How's your smelly arse this morning?

Did I just ask that?!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How's your smelly arse this morning?

Did I just ask that?!

That's gross.

Sicko.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How's your smelly arse this morning?

Did I just ask that?!

That's gross.

Sicko."

I know,I'm just going to wash my mouth out

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This exact reason I don't eat nuts in a bar. "

Lib fingering his bum won't put me off my Cadbury Dairy Milk Fruit & Nut bar.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The more and more I finger my butt the more I think it's an elipse rather than a circle.

What shape does your sphincter feel like and what does your finger smell like now?

Mine smells like sage and onion stuffing.

"
Crawfords cheesy biscuits never finger my arse that's disgusting

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's it stop the world i want to get off

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!"
lib started it blame him

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him

I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him

I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him

I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him

"
people are encourageable

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him

I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him

people are encourageable

Yes and you men don't need much encouragement to discuss botty talk it appears!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him

I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him

people are encourageable

Yes and you men don't need much encouragement to discuss botty talk it appears! "
I did say it was disgusting but having said that you have a gorgeous bottie

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him

I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him

people are encourageable

Yes and you men don't need much encouragement to discuss botty talk it appears! I did say it was disgusting but having said that you have a gorgeous bottie

Thankyou! Right no further communication on this thread more people are waking now. Let the sage and onion quietly go to sleep...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will people stop bringing this thread back to life!lib started it blame him

I do,but everyone else is just encouraging him

people are encourageable

Yes and you men don't need much encouragement to discuss botty talk it appears! I did say it was disgusting but having said that you have a gorgeous bottie

Thankyou! Right no further communication on this thread more people are waking now. Let the sage and onion quietly go to sleep..."
ok get yer drift bums away

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Slightly meaty and spicey today - like a curry from a Chinese restaurant or something.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slightly meaty and spicey today - like a curry from a Chinese restaurant or something."
tmi

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli."

I'm going to go for a rhombus too.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli.

I'm going to go for a rhombus too."

I don’t know I don't smell it,it's not my thing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli.

I'm going to go for a rhombus too.

I don’t know I don't smell it,it's not my thing."

Don't believe her guys and gals - she PMs me an update everyday.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I bet yours smells like spinach and ricotta ravioli.

I'm going to go for a rhombus too.

I don’t know I don't smell it,it's not my thing.

Don't believe her guys and gals - she PMs me an update everyday."

Shushh you're not allowed to discuss pm's.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of?

Beef Monster Munch?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of?

Shit!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of?

Shit!"
nail head hit

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"The BIG question is: How many fingers did you use?

16.

I asked my neighbour Mike if he would help. That bastard has got fingers the size of butcher's sausages."

I think he did my last prostate exam...

Knew I shouldn't have trusted a stranger in the men's toilets, I had my doubts he was a real Dr...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bum* p.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How have I only just read this thread now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate star fish

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How have I only just read this thread now

Think yourself lucky!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How have I only just read this thread now

Think yourself lucky!"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of?

Beef Monster Munch?"

Is it wrong that I got this far down and now I'm hungry??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I vomited on so many posts.......

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ok I just did it and guess what it smelt of?

Beef Monster Munch?

Is it wrong that I got this far down and now I'm hungry??"

Not wrong,bit sick maybe but not wrong

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's kind of hard to see in the mirror without getting a view of your face looking at your balloon knot.

That's when I question what I'm doing here before I feel the urge to try scratch and sniff, which I already know the answer of

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I vomited on so many posts.......

Trust you to bring the tone of the thread down.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Cornish pasty for shape. Beef for bouquet.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I vomited on so many posts.......

Trust you to bring the tone of the thread down."

I know and it was going so well.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *j48Man over a year ago

Wigan

Never eat from a bowl of free nibbles in a bar

Think you should get out more OP

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cornish pasty for shape. Beef for bouquet. "

I’m in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Corn on the cob.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corn on the cob.

Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Corn on the cob.

Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me.

I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corn on the cob.

Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me.

I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it."

Why would you think I’m resistant? It’s Clem!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corn on the cob.

Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me.

I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it.

Why would you think I’m resistant? It’s Clem! "

Speaking from experience I wouldn't trust him with a corn on the cob

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corn on the cob.

Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me.

I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it.

Why would you think I’m resistant? It’s Clem!

Speaking from experience I wouldn't trust him with a corn on the cob

Does he get it all stuck in his teeth?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corn on the cob.

Clem wants to put corn on the cob up me.

I bet an Alf pog and 2 of my Finger Mouse puppets that he manages to do it.

Why would you think I’m resistant? It’s Clem!

Speaking from experience I wouldn't trust him with a corn on the cob

What if it's smothered in butter?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic