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Tips for the fellas..
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There's always blokes asking for some advice, they never really listen though so let's provide some advice they might be able to remember 
Measure in centimetres not inches for a bigger sounding dick.
Don't use millimetres though, that just sounds small despite the large looking number.
Mwah
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"I use Lynx canisters, - multiples of"
Be sure to scatter them around the room your pictures are taken in, it shows you're 110% in to being clean.
Remember guys a squirt of lynx is as good as a shower!
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"I'm glad we're not use Sky remotes as a unit of measure! Mine would be 0.5...   "
Sky remotes are outdated!
Go retro and use a Nokia from the early 00's no one will know what it is and will be amazed by it to notice any lil winkies!
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When measuring your cock always round it up to the nearest inch,
Or just add a extra inch for luck 
Never use your passport photo as a picture as they never look that good, Saying that your arrest mugshot never goes down well either unless you're going for the bad boy image |
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"I'm glad we're not use Sky remotes as a unit of measure! Mine would be 0.5...
Sky remotes are outdated!
Go retro and use a Nokia from the early 00's no one will know what it is and will be amazed by it to notice any lil winkies!
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I'm on the search this eve. Must have one somewhere, lol. Top tip! Thanks |
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"There's another important tip ... for men and women alike.
Don't be a keyboard warrior ... it ain't big and it ain't clever.
Except for when it is, and even then it's not  "
Thing is ... when you meet these face to face they wouldn't say boo to a goose ... it's pathetic really and laughable!! |
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Always put a whiney thread up after you've been here 2 weeks. State clearly that all women are ignorant becouse they never reply after all manners cost nothing right. Then an hour or 2 later anther asking for adive on you 2 line profile. That way youll definitely get a sympathy shag at least. You must have at least 32 cock shots at veriose angels and for them classy birds try and get at least 1 over your skid marked toilet that gets em gagging for it garentee. Dont wast your time going to clubs that rarely works but if you do remember couples love a guy thats got the good sense to follow them round but make sure your giving it a good tug at the same time because you know if your there long enough her fellas going to need a good stud to nail his Mrs that's why they are there because he can't get the job done so it's nice if you help the poor sods out and it's generally conciderd polite of you and you need to be known as polite in this game. Ohh what else I'll have a think and come back ye. |
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"Anymore top tips op. This is golden advice 
Speaking of Top things, top trumps is a great way to break the ice but only if you use the Fab deck. "
That needs to be a thing. We need catagories.
Dick size is a given. |
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Never use your passport photo as a picture as they never look that good, Saying that your arrest mugshot never goes down well either unless you're going for the bad boy image "
Never use your sisters passport either, unless you're a Lannister. |
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"Anymore top tips op. This is golden advice
Speaking of Top things, top trumps is a great way to break the ice but only if you use the Fab deck.
That needs to be a thing. We need catagories.
Dick size is a given. "
Dick size
Number of veris
Fab streight level
Bushyness of pubes
And Professionality score
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"Always put a whiney thread up after you've been here 2 weeks. State clearly that all women are ignorant becouse they never reply after all manners cost nothing right. Then an hour or 2 later anther asking for adive on you 2 line profile. That way youll definitely get a sympathy shag at least. You must have at least 32 cock shots at veriose angels and for them classy birds try and get at least 1 over your skid marked toilet that gets em gagging for it garentee. Dont wast your time going to clubs that rarely works but if you do remember couples love a guy thats got the good sense to follow them round but make sure your giving it a good tug at the same time because you know if your there long enough her fellas going to need a good stud to nail his Mrs that's why they are there because he can't get the job done so it's nice if you help the poor sods out and it's generally conciderd polite of you and you need to be known as polite in this game. Ohh what else I'll have a think and come back ye."
All good advice but what we aim to do here is to give the QQers some Real Fab Advice.. Not the sort of thing that gets rolled out all the time |
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"There's another important tip ... for men and women alike.
Don't be a keyboard warrior ... it ain't big and it ain't clever.
Except for when it is, and even then it's not
Thing is ... when you meet these face to face they wouldn't say boo to a goose ... it's pathetic really and laughable!! "
Geese are almost as psychotic as swans... |
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"Always put a whiney thread up after you've been here 2 weeks. State clearly that all women are ignorant becouse they never reply after all manners cost nothing right. Then an hour or 2 later anther asking for adive on you 2 line profile. That way youll definitely get a sympathy shag at least. You must have at least 32 cock shots at veriose angels and for them classy birds try and get at least 1 over your skid marked toilet that gets em gagging for it garentee. Dont wast your time going to clubs that rarely works but if you do remember couples love a guy thats got the good sense to follow them round but make sure your giving it a good tug at the same time because you know if your there long enough her fellas going to need a good stud to nail his Mrs that's why they are there because he can't get the job done so it's nice if you help the poor sods out and it's generally conciderd polite of you and you need to be known as polite in this game. Ohh what else I'll have a think and come back ye.
All good advice but what we aim to do here is to give the QQers some Real Fab Advice.. Not the sort of thing that gets rolled out all the time "
What the trade secret secret hand shake kinda shit. Right sorry I didn't realise we was talking the top shelf stuff ok I'll get on it. Apologies  |
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What the trade secret secret hand shake kinda shit. Right sorry I didn't realise we was talking the top shelf stuff ok I'll get on it. Apologies "
Yup, the proper builders tea brew strength type secret |
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"Don't be unhappy with the stark reply after messaging a couple saying what you intend to do with the female half. "
But be happy they replied!
Lots of blokes just get blocked, any reply is a good reply |
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