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over a year ago
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Like warm melted Belgian chocolate poured over a perfectly blushing ripe peach, the smooth, dark leather of Fuzz's belt connects with Peach's tiny curves then slowly draws along the bruising skin....
Imagine Nigella narrating  
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He talks, he winks and laughs with glee...
Come and ride on MisterBee.
*model shown is not actual size. "
Not quite sure what to expect without the visuals....this could be a pervy santa ad....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feeling horny?
Have an itch that’s begging to be scratched?
Have breasts and a vagina?
Find yourself dreaming of another woman’s touch with the added bonus of simultaneous and highly skilled mans touch ?
If the answer is yes to these 4 simple questions then you’re in luck, in just a few clicks and the time it takes to send a face picture you could be enjoying the fabled talents of laceyandsam, fabswingers horny bisexual females fist choice experience.
Don’t delay, message today  |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
Radio advert, posh, sexy male voice.. In the style of the M&S ones...
This woman isn't just vanilla, she is south of Edinburgh finest vanilla. Indugent and full bodied like a very expensive wine. Treat her well and add some kinky sprinkles for an exquisite sensual experience..
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Feeling horny?
Have an itch that’s begging to be scratched?
Have breasts and a vagina?
Find yourself dreaming of another woman’s touch with the added bonus of simultaneous and highly skilled mans touch ?
If the answer is yes to these 4 simple questions then you’re in luck, in just a few clicks and the time it takes to send a face picture you could be enjoying the fabled talents of laceyandsam, fabswingers horny bisexual females fist choice experience.
Don’t delay, message today "
Fist choice?  |
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"Feeling horny?
Have an itch that’s begging to be scratched?
Have breasts and a vagina?
Find yourself dreaming of another woman’s touch with the added bonus of simultaneous and highly skilled mans touch ?
If the answer is yes to these 4 simple questions then you’re in luck, in just a few clicks and the time it takes to send a face picture you could be enjoying the fabled talents of laceyandsam, fabswingers horny bisexual females fist choice experience.
Don’t delay, message today
Fist choice? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Petite yet curvy, sexy yet silly, just don't touch her chocolate or she'll bite off your willy
"Warning...do not approach before 8am unless you hold coffee in one hand and bacon buttie in other" "
Part advert, part public safety announcement. Nice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*flips hair* Because I'm worth it.
I'll buy you! I have £2.15 and a bag full of kinky sex toys...will that work?
Peach x"
Just the sex toys will be fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I'm an evil, sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that will make you rue the day you were born.
When I'm happy, I like to bake fluffy muffins and shit.
Pick me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MrLothbrok, an axe wielding, mead drinking, town pillaging motherfucking Viking**
** Not a Viking, doesn’t drink mead (or alcohol for that matter), never pillaged a town. Does own an axe.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*flips hair* Because I'm worth it.
I'll buy you! I have £2.15 and a bag full of kinky sex toys...will that work?
Peach x
Just the sex toys will be fine. "
Fastens strap-on.....
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dashingly handsome, razor sharp wit, winky like a toddler grasping a baseball and with a tongue that can lick clean an individual fruit trifle, now payable in monthly instalments.*
*some or all of the above may be exageratted or downright lies. Requires poor quality coffee and blowjobs to work at full efficiency. See in store for details. |
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