"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?"
Sorry miss honey I’m actually enjoying the peace and quiet but I’ll let you know a time for next week if that’s ok  |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?"
Amuse you? Lazy biatch! 
If I’m coming over, I’m your guest. I’ll bring booze though, but I expect red carpet treatment  |
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I have ultra slow cooked lamb jalfrezi in a pot, along with a mound of naan bread made. I don't do girly drinks so I'll bring my bottles of 'JD' and Captain Morgan spiced. Let's get our curry munch on and get fucked up on the booze.  |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?
Amuse you? Lazy biatch!
If I’m coming over, I’m your guest. I’ll bring booze though, but I expect red carpet treatment "
Well m'lady it's a different story when you are hosting huh?
Ok booze and inappropriate behaviour it is |
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"I have ultra slow cooked lamb jalfrezi in a pot, along with a mound of naan bread made. I don't do girly drinks so I'll bring my bottles of 'JD' and Captain Morgan spiced. Let's get our curry munch on and get fucked up on the booze. "
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2 packets of starbursts, some popping candy, a big bottle cherry cola and a multi pack of monster munch.
Plus Home Alone on dvd. Its a classic don't you know  |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?
Amuse you? Lazy biatch!
If I’m coming over, I’m your guest. I’ll bring booze though, but I expect red carpet treatment
Well m'lady it's a different story when you are hosting huh?
Ok booze and inappropriate behaviour it is "
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How about you come over to my place in the countryside, I have my log burner lit, nice wool rug to lie on, roast beef slowly cooking and a bottle of red wine 
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"How about you come over to my place in the countryside, I have my log burner lit, nice wool rug to lie on, roast beef slowly cooking and a bottle of red wine
Angel
I shall bring pudding "
Can you bring Bold Girl too? |
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Mcchicken sandwich meal, milkshake and a Terry’s chocolate orange McFlurry. After you’ve eaten Lacey will brush your hair and masssage your shoulders whilst I read Matilda to you both. |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?"
Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian? |
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"Mcchicken sandwich meal, milkshake and a Terry’s chocolate orange McFlurry. After you’ve eaten Lacey, I will brush your hair and masssage your shoulders whilst I read Matilda to you both.
Ftfy
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That works for us  |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?
Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?
I like meat "
Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?
Now just need to figure out the amusement.... |
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I've got chicken casserole in the oven. Or leftover bolognese sauce with pasta.
I'm watching escape to the country so I can scoff at their stupid ideals. |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?
Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?
I like meat
Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?
Now just need to figure out the amusement...."
I'll take your food, you can keep your wine.
Amusement. You can wrap the pile of gifts whilst I record a number one album with ma peach |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?
Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?
I like meat
Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?
Now just need to figure out the amusement....
I'll take your food, you can keep your wine.
Amusement. You can wrap the pile of gifts whilst I record a number one album with ma peach "
Deal.
How about I bring my recording equipment and I record the hit for you? Wee studio in the comfort of your own home.
You would end up just having to rewrap all the presents anyway if I did it. |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?
Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?
I like meat
Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?
Now just need to figure out the amusement....
I'll take your food, you can keep your wine.
Amusement. You can wrap the pile of gifts whilst I record a number one album with ma peach
Deal.
How about I bring my recording equipment and I record the hit for you? Wee studio in the comfort of your own home.
You would end up just having to rewrap all the presents anyway if I did it."
That sounds like a splendid idea.
We shall require you to do it with minimal clothing |
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"I'm all alone with nothing to do
What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?
Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?
I like meat
Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?
Now just need to figure out the amusement....
I'll take your food, you can keep your wine.
Amusement. You can wrap the pile of gifts whilst I record a number one album with ma peach
Deal.
How about I bring my recording equipment and I record the hit for you? Wee studio in the comfort of your own home.
You would end up just having to rewrap all the presents anyway if I did it.
That sounds like a splendid idea.
We shall require you to do it with minimal clothing "
Is that so?.......Well, just like jamie Oliver is called the naked chef, they call me the naked music producer (well they do now anyway) |
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