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Favourite sayings and expressions.
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over a year ago
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'He's not the brightest spark in the tool box'
'Does the pope s**t in the woods?'
'you've as much chance as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest'
Just a few of my favorites.  |
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over a year ago
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Whilst at work.
If you want a cuppa tea making or owt sweeping up. I’m your man, other than that...fuck off 
How to quickly shoot down over zealous colleagues  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone is whinging about some trivial,unimportant matter n I'm sick of hearing them bitch about it then I'll tell em....."Well it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
That usually stuns them into silence....for a few minutes at least lol |
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Not so much a saying but a movie quote, I just love it, it MUST be read in the voice of Liam neeson..... (hope this counts lol)
If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it.
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"Not so much a saying but a movie quote, I just love it, it MUST be read in the voice of Liam neeson..... (hope this counts lol)
If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it.
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But we never took her, honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so much a saying but a movie quote, I just love it, it MUST be read in the voice of Liam neeson..... (hope this counts lol)
If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it.
But we never took her, honest "
Yes you did..... but if you let her go, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
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"Not so much a saying but a movie quote, I just love it, it MUST be read in the voice of Liam neeson..... (hope this counts lol)
If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it.
But we never took her, honest
Yes you did..... but if you let her go, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
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That Killing Malarkey, it's a bit harsh don't you think  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so much a saying but a movie quote, I just love it, it MUST be read in the voice of Liam neeson..... (hope this counts lol)
If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it.
But we never took her, honest
Yes you did..... but if you let her go, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
That Killing Malarkey, it's a bit harsh don't you think "
If someone took my daughter?!?!
What would you do?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In our office Yer Maw is well used for answers to various things.
Wank Bangle has recently been introduced, which I found hilarious and I still don't know why, to put it into perspective, we were having a chat about music and Morissey was mentioned, one guy piped up with Morissey? Morrissey? That cunts nothing but a wank bangle. If your reading this please try and read it with a Glasgow accent.m |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In our office Yer Maw is well used for answers to various things.
Wank Bangle has recently been introduced, which I found hilarious and I still don't know why, to put it into perspective, we were having a chat about music and Morissey was mentioned, one guy piped up with Morissey? Morrissey? That cunts nothing but a wank bangle. If your reading this please try and read it with a Glasgow accent.m "
Another fav weegism for me is “Away an lie in yer pish!” |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
A significunt... someone who thinks they are important!
If you lay down with dog's you will get up with flea's
When someone tries to steal your thunder...tazer that fucker with a bolt of lightning
Madame Boo (sweetness & light) |
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When discussing how “moist” I am i often say “I’m dripping like a fucked fridge” I also like the terms;
Fanny like a yawning donkey
Face like a stunt mans knee
Fuller than a fat woman’s shoe
I want you to leave my face looking like a decorators radio... i could go on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so much a saying but a movie quote, I just love it, it MUST be read in the voice of Liam neeson..... (hope this counts lol)
If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it.
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But if you don’t I will find you
And I will kill you
Love those films |
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