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Things to never say on a first date.
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"You know the pictures in your profile.
Why aren’t they of you  "
Haha! Yep.
Also why the hell do some people only ever take photos with their phone right up in the air at a silly angle. What’s that about? |
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By *omesWoman
over a year ago
Surrey |
"I'm a seasoned swinger with the occasional interest in BDSM -
specifically chains, wax and flogging.... They tend to turn and run hahaha 
Chain em up. No escape  "
Good plan for next time! |
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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago
marlow |
"You know the pictures in your profile.
Why aren’t they of you
Haha! Yep.
Also why the hell do some people only ever take photos with their phone right up in the air at a silly angle. What’s that about?"
To hide the double chin.......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you lend me a tenner !"
That happened to me at the end of a meet once. He had no money to get home... apparently!  he was young!
That was it for me meeting under 25s 
Tbf he did buy me drinks at the pub before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you lend me a tenner !
That happened to me at the end of a meet once. He had no money to get home... apparently! he was young!
That was it for me meeting under 25s
Tbf he did buy me drinks at the pub before "
I had to lend one meet my bicycle lights as she had to get back from Malvern to Gloucester at 3.00am so her uncle didn’t know she had been out all night!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you lend me a tenner !
That happened to me at the end of a meet once. He had no money to get home... apparently! he was young!
That was it for me meeting under 25s
Tbf he did buy me drinks at the pub before
I had to lend one meet my bicycle lights as she had to get back from Malvern to Gloucester at 3.00am so her uncle didn’t know she had been out all night!
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Wow! she cycled to meet you and back again! You must have super D! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just realised that might not make sense.
1. She was on her bicycle...which I’d picked up with her in Newent.
2. It wasn’t actually our first meet! (Or our last....I did get my lights back!)
3. She got from Malvern to Gloucester in an hour on a bicycle! She was mad fit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You look like my mum  "
A guy got our front door and as the wife opened it he said you remind me of my nan and walked away ! lol
Funny bit was he messaged her from a different profile about 6 months later obviously thinking she wouldn't remember (women remember everything)and she mailed him back saying he reminded her of her great granddad so didn't want to meet. |
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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago
Buckley North Wales |
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
My former cell mate told me all about you.
Well if you insist on paying I'll have the Lobster with truffles and the champaigne.
My mummy told me I should ask you out and I always do what mummy says.
Don't be silly of course these arent my real teath. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a history of insanity in your family? Or are you the first?"
Wish I’d asked that question back in June......would have saved a whole heap of shit man....  |
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"Can you lend me a tenner !
That happened to me at the end of a meet once. He had no money to get home... apparently! he was young!
That was it for me meeting under 25s
Tbf he did buy me drinks at the pub before "
Happened to me as well! |
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