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Worst first liners in a message
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What has been the Worst first liners in a message you have received? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What has been the Worst first liners in a message you have received? "
Fortunately i cannot remember the entire sentence, but since "scat" was mentioned, i blocked and deleted. |
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By *ettinkWoman
over a year ago
fairyfactory |
Can I impregnate you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag."
No, we actually fancied delete and block. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
This week's favourite was "meet".
Not even a fucking question mark  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg i want to impregnate you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi hun.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That Ponty cunt of yours is calling me.
I don't even know what a ponty cunt is..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That's very committed haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That Ponty cunt of yours is calling me.
I don't even know what a ponty cunt is..... "
A new one on me too haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi hun...."
What's wrong with that... don't you like people with personality? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I suck on your used tampon  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What has been the Worst first liners in a message you have received?
Fortunately i cannot remember the entire sentence, but since "scat" was mentioned, i blocked and deleted."
Ewww nasty lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hows u"
Text speak = delete! |
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
That is just vile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
Oooo Maybe a vampire |
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
Worst we’ve heard |
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Re Ponty cunt, were they Welsh perchance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wuu2
Blocking you sunshine is what I'm up to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi hun....
What's wrong with that... don't you like people with personality? "
If that's the definition of personality... then, no. |
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"Do you sit or stand to go to the toilet?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It wasn't even a message... no words just...
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
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Not a first liner as such,but was asked for a meet once and in the same sentence, asked it I'd be ok dressing in her hubby's clothes!
WTF moment for me!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wuu2
Blocking you sunshine is what I'm up to"
That just looks like the acronym for world war 2  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon
Worst we’ve heard"
Definitely the worst I’ve had on here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had one requesting they fuck my arse with a strap on, steady on love I don’t do anal on first dates was my reply, no response back so I’m assuming she found a victim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Re Ponty cunt, were they Welsh perchance?"
Just checked and apparently Yorkshire buts that's not to say he wasn't Welsh. What does ponty mean mean in Welsh? Hopefully it doesn't mean battered haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Re Ponty cunt, were they Welsh perchance?
Just checked and apparently Yorkshire buts that's not to say he wasn't Welsh. What does ponty mean mean in Welsh? Hopefully it doesn't mean battered haha."
Ponty is a place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like fat girls
Cheers mate   |
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"Wuu2
Blocking you sunshine is what I'm up to
That just looks like the acronym for world war 2 "
Wuuu2 - World war II?? Does that mean World War II was not world War eleven?
Damn! No wonder I failed history, I suppose you are now going to tell me that World War I was not World War Eye?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Re Ponty cunt, were they Welsh perchance?
Just checked and apparently Yorkshire buts that's not to say he wasn't Welsh. What does ponty mean mean in Welsh? Hopefully it doesn't mean battered haha.
Ponty is a place. "
Well I'm not sure refering to a cunt as a populated town is much of a compliment
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"That Ponty cunt of yours is calling me.
I don't even know what a ponty cunt is..... "
Perhaps they thought your vagina was from Pontefract. |
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By *ettinkWoman
over a year ago
fairyfactory |
"Can I suck on your used tampon "
You win |
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I get this one quite a lot...
X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wuu2
Blocking you sunshine is what I'm up to
That just looks like the acronym for world war 2
Wuuu2 - World war II?? Does that mean World War II was not world War eleven?
Damn! No wonder I failed history, I suppose you are now going to tell me that World War I was not World War Eye? "
I've no idea what you're on about...lol
Wuu2 I glanced at it quickly and it looked like ww2.
Apologies for getting your knickers all twisted up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get this one quite a lot...
X"
Ever get
I have the allspark if you are prime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hows u"
Text speak = delete!"
I ranted about this earlier. It's not even correct English!! |
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"I get this one quite a lot...
X
Ever get
I have the allspark if you are prime"
I need the allspark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get this one quite a lot...
X
Ever get
I have the allspark if you are prime
I need the allspark "
But are you prime |
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I'm sure there's some algorithm somewhere that creates profiles ad nauseam that just send these messages on rotation. I've had tampon insertion and them enjoying the after effects too and the rest of them come each week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
Ewwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice tits"
"Hi"
"xxx"
Generally get deleted here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“WUU2”
“Fancy a bum”
“Where U”
These are not the opening lines in messages. They are the messages in their entirety, all three from the same person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do u say ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You look like my mam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive had 'gf is out, want cock sucked and go?'
Erm . . . inviting as that offer is. . . |
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Heeyyyyy
Deleted
Do you rent or own?
Blocked |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
bexhill |
I'm free now
Twat so we will drop everything for you rite now you love God lol
Prick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wuu2 |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Says you're a mile from me, wanna meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RIM RIMMMM RIMMMM RIMMMM
Yep! Then a second msg with the same!
Peach x |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"RIM RIMMMM RIMMMM RIMMMM
Yep! Then a second msg with the same!
Peach x"
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Are you an escort?
Er, why you after a price list? For clarity, no! I am not! |
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"Re Ponty cunt, were they Welsh perchance?
Just checked and apparently Yorkshire buts that's not to say he wasn't Welsh. What does ponty mean mean in Welsh? Hopefully it doesn't mean battered haha."
Ponty start of different valley names actually means the bridge. Pontypridd pontypool etc |
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By *ogue30Woman
over a year ago
Hackney |
"Breed with me"
"You make my girlfriend look like dogshit" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I impregnate you. "
Classy ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Breed with me"
"You make my girlfriend look like dogshit""
Sounds like an animal lover to me |
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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago
Grantham |
Just before midnight, and from complete stranger....
"Can me and my gf use your house for a fuck"
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
I got that too 11 |
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
I got that too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How much?
you couldn't afford me love, now fuck off and develop some manners you cretinous shagpile of fluff.
Then i blocked.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon
Oooo Maybe a vampire "
Vampires packed lunch ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon
I got that too "
Silver tongued devil ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi hun....
What's wrong with that... don't you like people with personality?
If that's the definition of personality... then, no."
Now, thats funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We'res your veris now fuck off was a charmer last night. Didn't even spell 'where's' right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This week's favourite was "meet".
Not even a fucking question mark "
I can beat that....
I had a message saying ...
Meat.
I was tempted to reply with sausage Sir? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and those awful messages saying... "I am in your area" etc.
Do they think I am some kind of tourist attraction or something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and those awful messages saying... "I am in your area" etc.
Do they think I am some kind of tourist attraction or something?"
Can’t understand why you don’t want to “meat” them and show them the local sights! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just before midnight, and from complete stranger....
"Can me and my gf use your house for a fuck"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just got 'you body'
Not the worst ever but a bit too cryptic for me |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"This week's favourite was "meet".
Not even a fucking question mark
I can beat that....
I had a message saying ...
Meat.
I was tempted to reply with sausage Sir?"
Should have asked if he wanted his two veg cut up |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
bexhill |
This one just arrived
Hung guy naked on the sofa waiting
So tempting lol lol |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
bexhill |
This one now
Any chance ???
That's got to be a yes all that effort he's going to be great in bed pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So many rubbish messages in my box on a daily basis, one liners, hi, hey, what's up, etc.
The one's that really get me are "I want to pee in your mouth" and "will you be my mommy". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon
Oooo Maybe a vampire "
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“I discovered I was a 1 mile away from you, now I’ve walked a bit further I’m within 1/4 of a mile.. seems like fate, fancy a meet?”
Or seems like you’re a complete stalking weirdo!
Delete/block |
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'want to wrap your lips round my cock you big gummed white hoe'
Sent from a white person may I add.
I had someone yesterday mention they were a Jew in their opening message, not entirely certain why that was necessary to add.
Also had two separate messages yesterday both saying, word for word including spelling 'im wankin over you' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hows u"
Text speak = delete!
I ranted about this earlier. It's not even correct English!! "
Text speak absolutely does my head in.... can't stand it. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"RIM RIMMMM RIMMMM RIMMMM
Yep! Then a second msg with the same!
Peach x"
Pretending to be a motor bike??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi
You ok
Face pic?? (They don't have one) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
really |
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We got one asking if we were into naked jello wrestling,the ladies whilst the men watched 
Miss |
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I had a guy say " will you shit on me" . Felt sick. Blocked !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon really "
Yes. Really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We got one asking if we were into naked jello wrestling,the ladies whilst the men watched
Miss"
That sounds fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
That takes me back to my youth when it was one of my favourite chat up lines.
Needless to say I didn't get lucky very often! |
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"We got one asking if we were into naked jello wrestling,the ladies whilst the men watched
Miss
That sounds fun "
As tempting as it sounded,we declined |
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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago
Greater Manchester |
"Get off this site, you are ruining it for real swingers"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hows u"
Text speak = delete!
I ranted about this earlier. It's not even correct English!!
Text speak absolutely does my head in.... can't stand it."
Yep usually means a straight delete! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wat ya up2 .hate it |
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By *anny77Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"This week's favourite was "meet".
Not even a fucking question mark "
At least the spelling was correct |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'want to wrap your lips round my cock you big gummed white hoe'
Sent from a white person may I add.
I had someone yesterday mention they were a Jew in their opening message, not entirely certain why that was necessary to add.
Also had two separate messages yesterday both saying, word for word including spelling 'im wankin over you'"
I suppose saying they are a Jew is a little less graphic than saying they are circumcised. On the other hand they could be implying that if you say no then you are anti-Semitic. |
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"Hi hun....
What's wrong with that... don't you like people with personality? "
Oh that made me laugh!! |
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I've had the used tampon one a couple of times too, along with the ones who want to impregnate me or who want to be used as a toilet.
There are some weird fuckers out there .
I often get sent this: Fuck
To which I reply: Off
Swiftly followed by blocking them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just received this ....
"Oi"
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"Just received this ....
"Oi"
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See I would at least have doubled that minxt to oi oi followed by this smiley a few times - |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
bexhill |
We just got this
I'm blak
Very smart
So we questioned are you back or black?
And the reply was just as smart
Yes he's replied
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By *achealTV/TS
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Message Can you come to Coventry I want some fun.
Me why would I want to come to Coventry at 2 o'clock in the morning it's 50 miles away to meet someone you can't even send me a face pic.
Message I have work in the morning and I want fun now.
Me Have you tried wanking xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just received this ....
"Oi"
See I would at least have doubled that minxt to oi oi followed by this smiley a few times - "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get a few "how are you finding the site?"
If i said "great, i'm getting loads of cock offers" they'd probably call me a slag.
But if i said "it's shite" they'd offer me their pepperami in commiseration or tell me they are getting loads of fanny.
It's a fine line that i walk on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are not my sister are you?. We have been chatting through here and it really turns me on. I only ask as you wear the same lingerie that I take off of her. Yuk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just got a corker.
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Nothing else just the lower case h
WTF? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just got a corker.
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Nothing else just the lower case h
WTF? "
Maybe represents a dash for morse code lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Youse wanna meet me....
Who is Youse? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also had the I wanna impregnate you message, the captain responded saying that is nice I want to ram a pineapple up your arse! Then we blocked him. |
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By *lexa999Woman
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
I've had the I wanna impregnate you line too.
However off topic a little, was one received in error, along the lines of hope you made it to the chemist for the morning after pill, sorry I got carried away, was fun though wasn't it? |
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Meet now?
I find it hard to do "meet now" due to shifts at work.
Prefer arranged meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are not my sister are you?. We have been chatting through here and it really turns me on. I only ask as you wear the same lingerie that I take off of her. Yuk"
Noooooo! What's the matter with people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just got a corker.
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Nothing else just the lower case h
WTF?
Maybe represents a dash for morse code lol. "
Hmmmm you might be right but it still got deleted tho |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
bexhill |
I love it when we get can I fuck you up the arse ( probably at least once a day)
We just send a picture of a big hairy arsed biker saying you can try but I will probably break you back first lol |
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This ....
Mmm would love you to sit on my face let me make u cum in my mouth then put my dick in u , r u horny ?
Maybe not the worst but one of them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in there tonight
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"What has been the Worst first liners in a message you have received? "
In their entirety, with not so much as a hello first...:
"M or F?"
"I'd pay to shag her?"
"How old are you?"
"Can I see your private pics?"
"Do you like big fat cock?"
"I'd love to fuck her brains out"
"Fancy coming to my hotel tonight?"
"Does she take up the shit box?"
... but there have been countless variations on the above.
It really is sad how some people here choose to approach other people. |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
bexhill |
"This ....
Mmm would love you to sit on my face let me make u cum in my mouth then put my dick in u , r u horny ?
Maybe not the worst but one of them!"
Tempting lol |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
Any where they address me as Mummy |
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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago
Lichfield |
Not sure what its trying to say but we had "kh....." and that was it.
I reckon it is shorthand for 'kin hell when they saw A's boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you do bareback?
Hey
Have you got anymore photos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can i get you pregnant |
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One that I got that stuck in my mind and unsettled me to say the slightest was simply "Do you want r--ed" Just a little bit scary! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I tongue punch your dirt box??
Was my absolute favourite worst |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
Between today’s winner, ‘have you had a poo yet today’ (his exact words) or just ‘hru’. That last one made me want to punch something in disgust. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i get you pregnant "
Could be someone who is polyamorous lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cocksnot up your fartpipe? |
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A charming woman I have never heard from before just messaged me out of the blue and accused me of lying. She assumed my April veri was a sex meet when it was just a social.
But she still has a way to go to beat the delightful lady who sent me:
Can I pick you up
Take you to a secluded area
Tie you up kill you and pose you
Lol
It fair made my heart skip a beat with the romance of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A charming woman I have never heard from before just messaged me out of the blue and accused me of lying. She assumed my April veri was a sex meet when it was just a social.
But she still has a way to go to beat the delightful lady who sent me:
Can I pick you up
Take you to a secluded area
Tie you up kill you and pose you
Lol
It fair made my heart skip a beat with the romance of it. "
Both of them were probs my men masquerading as women I’m afraid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cocksnot up your fartpipe?"
This made me giggle |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
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The latest
I think people are being silly now
I love you
Excellent we have never even looked at this persons profile lol
Love is such a funny thing pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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make me pregananant.
No question mark, spelt exactly as above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cocksnot up your fartpipe?
This made me giggle "
XD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How much to meet me ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think some blokes must be lurking around this thread as I have had some most weird messages over the last couple of hours
Likewise
They must think we are desperate lol
The mind boggles
The thing that gets me is we are a couple and a bloke will message fancy a fuck now if me and my other half were in a pub and a bloke walked up to me and said fancy a fuck
He would tear him to pieces
But they get upset on here when you say no "
It's the "hide behind a computer screen" mentality again isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you fertile? (not you OP!!) |
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
Felling queezy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you have a nice fuck shaft"
Obviously not from a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanna make your ass bleed
That's just wierd |
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Cocksnot up your fartpipe
I've a work meeting starting in literally 2 minutes and it's given me the serious giggles
I don't if I can stop |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
bexhill |
"I wanna make your ass bleed
That's just wierd "
Strange person
Message back I want to make your nose bleed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What would you do if I broke into your house and was lying on your bed in your knickers |
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"Hi hun...."
This all of the time
Do I look like Pooh Bear? |
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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago
Bournemouh |
"What would you do if I broke into your house and was lying on your bed in your knickers "
Haha how did you respond is what I wanna know? |
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Would you send me your used panties for money x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yures now"
???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pic |
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"Would you send me your used panties for money x"
Haha we’ve had that request a few times ourselves, maybe the same guy.. we take it he wanted Sally’s panties and not Harry’s. But we can’t be sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would you do if I broke into your house and was lying on your bed in your knickers
Haha how did you respond is what I wanna know? "
I said 'I would call the police' so he replied with 'excellent I would get arrested still in them' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you fertile? (not you OP!!) "
Hahaha this made me laugh out loud. ( just for the record yes my swimmers are good haha)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you send me your used panties for money x
Haha we’ve had that request a few times ourselves, maybe the same guy.. we take it he wanted Sally’s panties and not Harry’s. But we can’t be sure. "
Hope you've made a few quid of him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What would you do if I broke into your house and was lying on your bed in your knickers
Haha how did you respond is what I wanna know?
I said 'I would call the police' so he replied with 'excellent I would get arrested still in them' "
But how would he know your address?? |
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"Would you send me your used panties for money x
Haha we’ve had that request a few times ourselves, maybe the same guy.. we take it he wanted Sally’s panties and not Harry’s. But we can’t be sure.
Hope you've made a few quid of him "
Strangely enough we gave a polite thanks but no thanks... which he responded by instantly deleting! It always makes us chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a dodgy “fancy a suck message” it was deleted but the person then followed it up with “fine, how much i got to pay to suck you” some strange people out there. |
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Do you give no
Can I fuck you
You are fit
Free tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna make your ass bleed
That's just wierd
Strange person
Message back I want to make your nose bleed lol"
Haha, I deleted and blocked on sight, next time I'll store that quip  |
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
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"Between today’s winner, ‘have you had a poo yet today’ (his exact words) or just ‘hru’. That last one made me want to punch something in disgust. "
I think this is the winner lol |
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'Are you at stansted airport? X'
Erm, no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I suck on your used tampon "
Maybe he was a vampire and had run out of tea bags? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you give no
Can I fuck you
You are fit
Free tonight "
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Need a female in Preston now for threesome
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"That Ponty cunt of yours is calling me.
I don't even know what a ponty cunt is..... "
maybe the sender thinks your from pontefract |
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