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Get your early orders in for Xmas.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the run up for Xmas is about to start, evidence is xmas adverts and Christmas hamper magazines through your doors and also decorations are going to start to appear in shops soon.
Obviously My PMs are going to increase in volume too...so, I will accept early orders of.
Snogs - These come with complimentary fumbling of your boobs.
Dry humping - snogs are included and tongues are gratis.
A naked sex fight - the winner gets to choose another item that's on offer.
Oral - lie back, relax and enjoy in the comfort whilst you catch up on your favourite box set.
Sex - I take pictures/ videos so you can keep a memento of the occasion.
I'm ready to take your orders.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a budget for Xmas. Do you have any special offers and do your orders include complimentary mince pies? "
I do offer food,  and mince pies are always served with cream. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a budget for Xmas. Do you have any special offers and do your orders include complimentary mince pies?
I do offer food, and mince pies are always served with cream. "
yes but what kind...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey Bee, yeah a couple of each please and could I get a free sample of one or two of them, not fussed which, just want to check quality. Also I have chosen my prize for winning the sex fight...pm me for details 
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a budget for Xmas. Do you have any special offers and do your orders include complimentary mince pies?
I do offer food, and mince pies are always served with cream. yes but what kind... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll be requiring a surrogate poster to run my profile over the festive period....
Candidates must be arrogant , sarcastic, self opinionated, demonstrably superior , unflappable , and assert an acerbic intolerance to mere mortals ......
That's you lot fucked then....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be requiring a surrogate poster to run my profile over the festive period....
Candidates must be arrogant , sarcastic, self opinionated, demonstrably superior , unflappable , and assert an acerbic intolerance to mere mortals ......
That's you lot fucked then.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought most of my Xmas presents in January sales .Plus buy when I see something nice all year round and put stuff away .it's amazing how it all adds up . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I bought most of my Xmas presents in January sales .Plus buy when I see something nice all year round and put stuff away .it's amazing how it all adds up . "
It appears that I stock up for xmas. |
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